When my driver pulls me up to the Costco food court I get so mad at all the brokeys clogging up the process. I deploy my cow catcher and just nudge all the impoverished from my general vicinity because their presence interferes with my enjoyment of the hot dog and soda combo that I as a 1 per center deserve. Looking out at all the unwashed masses I stop to consider those in line that are just there using their mothers extra membership cards and I get so enraged I pick up my direct line to Costco HQ and demand change. This is just phase 1, soon we will deploy retinal scanners to all food courts to ensure that only those worthy of a chicken bake may consume more than their daily value of sodium in one sitting. I'll be there, I'll always be there because I pay the 60 dollar membership fee through manipulating the stock market and running multiple money laundering schemes.
