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[Deleted member 48897]

I'd try it. Here's one of my favorite pizzas. Maple syrup and bleu cheese.

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Honestly that doesn't sound too bad. Could probably put some kale and/or diced pear on it and I'd still eat it, basically a slightly unusual take on a waldorf salad, on a flatbread.

This pizza though. I will take it as proof that no good can come of letting the youth play fate spinoffs on their newfangled mobile phones

 

[Deleted member 31133]

Mint chocolate, broccoli and pineapple? I feel sick just thinking about how that would taste.

 

[Villein]

humanity has peaked

 

[gblues]

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza!

 

[weekev]

Wasn't broccoli pizza in Inside Out? A San Francisco delicacy as I recall.

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[Shigs]

Dammit. Ninja'ed.

 

[FaceHugger]

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza!

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South Korea and Japan ruined it a long time ago. Some of the stuff they call pizza looks like they took whatever fell into the bin and baked on some dough. They use mayo for some pizzas rather than tomato or garlic white sauce. That could be a reason for war in less civilized times.

 

[Vonocourt]

I'd totally go for broccoli on a pizza, the mint chocolate though, fuck off.

 

[Messofanego]

What is with Menelaus and toilet threads? 😂

Why can't I find his face reaction gif to put here?!

 

[Matto]

Pretty sure this is a war crime.

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Probably still better than Papa John's

 

[Squarehard]

GOD IS DEAD

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GOD IS BREAD

 

[The Silver]

Looks like radioactive alien jizz

 

[SynthFetish]

Between this and the catching poop thread, it's almost like Era wants to forever ruin my appetite

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pineapple Hawaiian pizza is dope tho

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Say what now???

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

Speaking of aliens I don't even think the Ma-non would like it.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

delete this thread, nephew

 

[Infinity Times Two]

How many of you opposed do not like broccoli in general?

 

[Neil Howarth]

looks like it's glazed in cum

 

[Deleted member 2809]

Looks like fucking toothpaste
If you consume this you don't exist to me

 

[Prolepro]

yall are sleeping on broccoli as a topping

 

[3bdelilah]

Honestly I can somewhat imagine broccoli on pizza, but fucking mint chocolate? JimCarreyGagging.gif

Pineapple is pretty dope though, but I prefer good ol' meat.

 

[RocknRola]

This is 100% disgusting. No two ways about it.

 

[WyLD iNk]

God fucking dammit, humans. What's wrong with you?

 

[diakyu]

People in this thread sleeping on the Cici's chocolate pizza's smfh. Pizza is the ultimate end of eating. The final Boss before enlightenment. The last test before ascension. Trillions of years from now advanced civilizations will laugh at us for eating tide pods, dabbing, and making shitty Tik Tok vids. But even then they'll be like, "yo this pizza kinda heat tho".

Mint chocolate is whack though and the person who made that should be ashamed.

 

[Cerium]

I'm going to have nightmares tonight

 

[Zhukov]

I mean... I'd try one bite.

Y'know, for science.

Or at least morbid curiosity.

 

[CrocodileGrin]

I'm pretty sure I've had spinach and broccoli together on a veggie pizza before and it was totally fine. I have zero issues with pineapple. Mint chocolate though? That picture is like a horrible kitchen experiment proven to be as disgusting as it sounds.

 

[Deleted member 8852]

If it's not savory it's not a pizza.

 

[Temp_User]

Absolutely haram.jpg

 

[Breqesk]

Dunno about the mint chocolate, but broccoli on pizza with extra cheese - or, like, straight up cheese sauce - could be a shout... Like, cauliflower-broccoli cheese, but on a pizza.

 

[ginger ninja]

Th things people do for clout

 

[NickHyde]

belongs in the trash.

 

[7aged]

I mean wild broccoli and sausage is a typical topping combo in Neapolitan pizza. But this abomination.... urgh

 

[Rayven_king]

OP my stomach legit turned

 

[Shadybiz]

Hmmm, Broccoli on Pizza. I'm intrigued.

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Oh, broccoli on pizza is great. It's the mint chocolate and pineapple that makes this an unholy alliance.

 

[8bit]

Imagine this with pineapple and broccoli on it instead.

 

[Based0ne]

Broccoli pizza was one of my favorites growing up, Sbarro has a good version that I always enjoyed getting.

 

[Deleted member 5334]

The Broccoli and Pineapple I get. Don't like either on a Pizza (really picky about toppings, honestly), but I can understand.

It's the Mint Chocolate that is just... Jesus Christ. I want to vomit.

 

[gabdeg]

Never did I expect the first word already describing the heckest pizza imaginable.

 

[djinn]

I love mint chocolate. It takes a lot of effort to make me hate something with mint chocolate in it. But this is a sin against humanity.

 

[Psychonaut]

The mint just kills this. One of those things does not belong, and it just screws the whole flavor profile.

EDIT: OH DEAR GOD IT'S MINT CHOCOLATE NOOOOOOOO

 

[jph139]

This all depends on ratios frankly. A light sprinkle of mint chocolate could add an interesting twist. Broccoli and pineapple wouldn't be my first choice but it's appetizing enough.

Chicken and broccoli is one of the best topping combinations, if you have white sauce (or the tomato sauce is pretty light).

 

[808s & Villainy]

Broccoli on pizza is delicious and anyone who thinks otherwise has bad taste. Now the other two...

 

[Deleted member 56909]

That's.. disgusting... I mean broccoli is great on pizza with the right ingridents and a good sauce and crust. Maybe a little oil but that right there is the ultimate cursed pizza. Too much sweet mixed with bitter.

 

[Menelaus]

What is with Menelaus and toilet threads? 😂

Why can't I find his face reaction gif to put here?!

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[Capra]

Wait wait wait, people think broccoli on pizza is in the same league as fucking mint chocolate? The fuck?

 

[Black_Red]

I would like to taste it, its probably terrible but its always cool to try new flavors.

 

[Notaskwid]

Hmmmmm
Today I ate a gorgonzola with honey pizza and it was not that bad. I hate mint chocolate though

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

 

[theotherMittens]

It might sound weird but sometimes odd combinations just work. I will not knock it without trying it.

 

[Yourfawthaaa]

Why people gotta ruin a good thing?