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Got a good chuckle out of me so figured I'd share.

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Witnesses in the Convention Center first reported seeing the scaled beast frozen in place and hovering 10 feet above the ground about 15 minutes into Bethesda's time slot. Confused onlookers pointed and watched as it flashed in and out of existence a few times before dropping stock-still to the ground. The 12-foot-tall beast unfroze as soon as it hit the ground and then went to work, with several nearby fans quickly being torn asunder by it's massive, razor-sharp claws while others screamed and fled for the door. Bethesda reps later claimed the spawn was a simple mistake in the code of the presentation, but this kind of sloppiness doesn't bode well for future press conferences, that's for sure.

More at the link: https://ogn.theonion.com/e3-attende...a4uzYjJhkKUWRYFa3eAXAONOxCwrhx3-hSfFSQsZTZjAh
 

requiem

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I obtained an audio recording of the commotion, and transcribed it for your reading pleasure.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

Woffls

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[Onion] prefix might be appropriate so that people don't read half a sentence before they realise that, no, there was in fact not a terrorist attack at E3.
 

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The reason I have a issue is that I get a feed of everything discovered on this ResetEra gaming forum. I'm interested in games and serious topics pertaining to the games industry. I was told this was the place for that stuff. Guess I got the wrong info.
 

Betty

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The reason I have a issue is that I get a feed of everything discovered on this ResetEra gaming forum. I'm interested in games and serious topics pertaining to the games industry. I was told this was the place for that stuff. Guess I got the wrong info.

What feed? Just glance at the front page like everyone else and decide which threads interest you.
 

Anustart

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The reason I have a issue is that I get a feed of everything discovered on this ResetEra gaming forum. I'm interested in games and serious topics pertaining to the games industry. I was told this was the place for that stuff. Guess I got the wrong info.

Yeah that's wrong. All we got is:

"I'm new to dark souls/bloodborne/sekiro...tips for a newcomer?"

Onion articles

And "Can we talk about x?"
 

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sounds like something Bethesda could legitimately fuck up in like E3 2094 and then pretend it didn't happen
 
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predalien27

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Luckily there was a mini gun and power armor close by so the low level attendee could kill the deathclaw with ease. Todd Howard thanked her and told them that there was a settlement that needed help and marked it on their map.