Donald Trump Shook Hands with CPAC Chairman Exposed to Attendee Infected with Coronavirus

Stooge · Mar 8, 2020

Isn't he a germaphobe too :)

Wrapped in Black · Mar 8, 2020

Fat4all said:
cess la vee

Que será, será

Aeriscloud · Mar 8, 2020

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nsilvias · Mar 8, 2020

god, if your real give me a sign.

JackSwift · Mar 8, 2020

Baron Von Beans said:
Manu already covered it

Nice

Aeriscloud · Mar 8, 2020

nsilvias said:
god, if your real give me a sign.

7 UFO not enough?

Baladium · Mar 8, 2020

Isn't wishing death on someone else a bannable offense here? /s

Cap'n Cook · Mar 9, 2020

It will have 0 effect on him, Trump is the healthiest person alive and also has an abundance of stored energy he cultivated by never excersising.

subpar spatula · Mar 9, 2020

No one should be getting it.

the_id · Mar 9, 2020

Won't kill him. Won't get sick either. He's a germaphobe and a fucking Teflon.

I'll bet my avatar on it.

Halbrand · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
No one should be getting it.

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Gwenpoolshark · Mar 9, 2020

lol why tf People magazine reporting this?

FTF · Mar 9, 2020

1) He'll never get it and it'll further inflate his god complex.
2) He'll get it but will never admit it and we'll never know he has/had it (unless he dies...but even then)
3) He'll get it and for weeks claim it was a dem created virus attack, etc.

So basically...sigh.

Link · Mar 9, 2020

HaL64 · Mar 9, 2020

Polymerization said:
If Trump gets COVID19 I will gladly devote the rest of my life to Jesus Christ because God is truly real

But that would make him late as fuck? Or all according to keikaku?

ChrisR · Mar 9, 2020

Thought and lots of prayer heading his way.

Dennis8K · Mar 9, 2020

Link said:

That is a high quality gif.

ZeoVGM · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
No one should be getting it.

Sure.

But if someone is going to get it, it should definitely be him.

Deleted member 3010 · Mar 9, 2020

Hope he catches it.

Nobody is more deserving of catching it right now than this leader claiming it's a hoax.

It would be real life poetry and I would embrace it.

Servbot24 · Mar 9, 2020

There's no way, that would be way too perfect.

Dark Ninja · Mar 9, 2020

It will only help him. "Bravery" headlines for continuing despite being infected.

subpar spatula · Mar 9, 2020

ZeoVGM said:
Sure.

But if someone is going to get it, it should definitely be him.

I don't share you sense of wanting another to die.

wenis · Mar 9, 2020

I really hope, I pray, that he has it, but him being him he continues his routines as he does. He schedules a press conference, the usual everything is alright, fake news bullshit. He does a couple rails of adderall to get through it and midway through the conference he vomits on himself from a combination of the flu, his advanced age and the drugs. I just want video footage of him spitting up on himself for the world to see. At his most vulnerable and sickly.

I'm putting this out into the universe. Lend me your strength to make this happen universe

ZeoVGM · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
I don't share you sense of wanting another to die.

Defending a literal white supremacist against dark humor sure is a stance.

NSESN · Mar 9, 2020

His dinner with Bolsonaro was before or after this?

Landy828 · Mar 9, 2020

tormented said:
The guy who shook his hand has already said he tested negative, so don't get your hopes up.

Don't have to test positive to carry something or spread it. 👀

Conciliator · Mar 9, 2020

If he gets sick, get ready to hear about how the deep state invented coronavirus to kill donald trump

Also, Matt Schlapp is a total soulless Trump shill

ItIsOkBro · Mar 9, 2020

trump handshakes are basically germ transferring rituals

Rover · Mar 9, 2020

I don't care if Trump dies, and frankly if he's gone maybe some people can actually get shit done and stop kowtowing to dear leader. We're in a crisis and Trump's government is absolutely not in shape to handle it.

Deleted member 8468 · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
I don't share you sense of wanting another to die.

We had a thread celebrating a man contracting cancer just the other week. I don't think that sentiment flies around here any more unfortunately.

astroturfing · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
I don't share you sense of wanting another to die.

so many people die every day, much better people than Trump. some die because of him.

he's garbage and has only negative value to this world.

luffie · Mar 9, 2020

Why are guys laughing if he gets it?
I am not satisfied, until he hugs ivanka, kiss eric, junior and melania, then hugs pence and lindsey.

Then i will laugh with all of you.

gcwy · Mar 9, 2020

Deleted member 176 · Mar 9, 2020

luffie said:
Why are guys laughing if he gets it?
I am not satisfied, until he hugs ivanka, kiss eric, junior and melania, then hugs pence and lindsey.

Then i will laugh with all of you.

ironically his adult sons would probably be the safest out of everyone he knows

Steel · Mar 9, 2020

At minimum I hope he's getting super paranoid about holding rallies and the like.

inner-G · Mar 9, 2020

Stooge said:
Isn't he a germaphobe too :)

JackSwift · Mar 9, 2020

Steel said:
At minimum I hope he's getting super paranoid about holding rallies and the like.

I want him to continue going to rallies and infect as many of his people as he can

Parthenios · Mar 9, 2020

It would be seriously wild times if Trump died from this, probably in a bad way (any benefit of not having Trump counteracted by still having his administration, plus the recession that this would trigger if corona claimed the "most powerful person in the world"). The Democratic primary is basically selecting it's perceived strongest Trump matchup so what happens if that's suddenly not priority #1?

Cat Party · Mar 9, 2020

inner-G said:

entremet · Mar 9, 2020

Polymerization said:
If Trump gets COVID19 I will gladly devote the rest of my life to Jesus Christ because God is truly real

Pence tho.

Pelleas · Mar 9, 2020

Sign My Guestbook! said:
Pretty sure dems get blamed either way. The country would be in so much shit.

Oh I'm sure there's a whole new slew of anti-immigration rhetoric blaming Dems for this coming regardless whether or not he contracts Covid19. But, there's just no way for him to not look like a fuckhead clown to everyone dying from it after all the downplaying. Then again, they might just cover it up by saying it was a heart-attack that he died from (you know, the healthiest president this country has ever had)

Razgriz-Specter · Mar 9, 2020

Eh, Trump would probably need a direct cough or sneeze to the face to catch anything.
So much bronzer saturation is going to dilute or drown the virus from the skin.

Pop-O-Matic · Mar 9, 2020

Trump after finding out about this:

mrpoopy · Mar 9, 2020

pirata · Mar 9, 2020

Akira86 · Mar 9, 2020

tormented said:
The guy who shook his hand has already said he tested negative, so don't get your hopes up.

they should probably test him again in a few weeks...

It probably takes a tick or two before any infection is detectable and they've already been downplaying things so hard already.

ZeoVGM · Mar 9, 2020

Baconmonk said:
We had a thread celebrating a man contracting cancer just the other week. I don't think that sentiment flies around here any more unfortunately.

He is a fucking white supremacist who is on tape admitting to sexual assault.

Godzilla's Left Toe · Mar 9, 2020

Disco Stu · Mar 9, 2020

Please die.

Hero_of_the_Day · Mar 9, 2020

subpar spatula said:
I don't share you sense of wanting another to die.

I hope evil people live forever!

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