does the northeast lack the butts?

[bangai-o]

I took a recent trip to the northeast and noticed a distinct lack of butts compared to the southwest. They were just not there, rather flat and unimpressive. There were no shapes. What happened?

 

[xxracerxx]

Stop visiting Burlington, Vermont and calling it the NE.

 

[Tethered Penguin]

What?

 

[Yasuke]

You left the south, that's what happened.

We built different down here.

 

[alexi52]

Um okay, probably not going north now

 

[L Thammy]

How would you say they fit on the Hank Hill scale?

 

[zoggy]

Pics needed

 

[julia crawford]

So you mean they just don't poop? That's strange.

 

[Strafer]

Why are you looking at butts?

 

[Lunchbox-]

we are the healthiest region of the country

so the lack of extra unhealthy fat compared to more impoverished areas is probably common due to better quality food intake and exercise

 

[sph3re]

What?

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It's a bangai-o thread, don't ask too many questions

 

[Post Reply]

we are the healthiest region of the country

so the lack of extra unhealthy fat compared more impoverished areas is probably common due to better quality food intake and exercise

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[Books]

Why are you looking at butts?

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Especially if they're flat.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

What?

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It's a bangai thread.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

The Northeast? Like New York and shit? You know there's--- nah nevermind. You aren't worthy.

 

[Lulu]

Bangai thread

Can we make him a junior?

 

[Mortemis]

Stop staring at stranger's butts?

 

[Scrub Jay]

They banned smoking up there dont tell me what to do govment.

 

[gdt]

Um what

 

[a916]

Is this a butt-shame thread?

 

[Notaskwid]

Every butt thread goes to shit

 

[Denamitea]

To be clear, we're talking about asses right?

 

[Rendering...]

Get into our vegan butts. Flatness is the new thiccness.

 

[Plywood]

Northeast of where

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Every butt thread goes to shit

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Everything comes out ok in the end

 

[Just Some Rando]

Why are you looking at butts?

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It's called shoppin' for groceries, last I checked. 👌

 

[Davidion]

*stares at the Black/Latino people in NYC*

*stares at OP*

*stares at you*

 

[Robin]

I feel attacked

 

[Psamtik]

we are the healthiest region of the country

so the lack of extra unhealthy fat compared to more impoverished areas is probably common due to better quality food intake and exercise

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Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.

 

[Strangelove_77]

Whats wrong with looking at butts?

 

[Deleted member 11985]

Human beings shed their butts in the winter. Come back again in the summer.

 

[ParanormalFupa]

Stop staring at stranger's butts?

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You don't need to stare at a butt to know if it's big or not.

 

[DrForester]

Maybe the butts were the friends you made along the way.

 

[Deleted member 23850]

It also lacks any decent cities to live in past Boston.

 

[TheAndyMan]

I used to live on the Cape about 6 years back, there were no lack in butts.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Its something in the water.

 

[Van Bur3n]

Human beings shed their butts in the winter. Come back again in the summer.

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The butts go south for the winter.

 

[VorpalNonsense]

OP is Peggy in this pic

 

[Officer Big Mac]

 

[Lunchbox-]

It also lacks any decent places to live past Boston.

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stamford connecticut

home of the WWE headquarters

 

[itwasTuesday]

 

[Booki]

OP is trippin'.

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

Lmfaoo 🤣

 

[PanSexual_Peacock]

I'm gonna assume you didn't happen to visit NY

 

[bionic77]

i went for a haircut today and the hairstylist next to me had a gigantic and thick ass. I am a gentlemen and I would not be caught staring but the problem was sometimes my stylist would turn my chair and my face was pointed directly at the ass, which was maybe 2 feet away. She shouldn't have tempted me like that.

I live in the northeast and anecdotally I would say that the OP must have been visiting flatassville.

 

[Deleted member 11822]

Op obviously on went to hella northern ME.

Regardless, your bonkers OP.

 

[free_bubble]

i went for a haircut today and the hairstylist next to me had a gigantic and thick ass. I am a gentlemen and I would not be caught staring but the problem was sometimes my stylist would turn my chair and my face was pointed directly at the ass, which was maybe 2 feet away. She shouldn't have tempted me like that.

I live in the northeast and anecdotally I would say that the OP must have been visiting flatassville.

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Okay, that last line got me. Lol.

 

[BLEEN]

Stop staring at stranger's butts?

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No, u.

 

[floridaguy954]

OP is tripping harder than me right now.

Bruh, I work with so many slim thick, thick, and MILF thick women from NY that it's crazy.

 

[NineConsonants]

To be clear, we're talking about asses right?

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Not really, but they do all get locked quickly.