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Do you press the button?

  • Yes

    Votes: 140 23.7%
  • No

    Votes: 451 76.3%

  • Total voters
    591

Sketchsanchez

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,702
Insane or just tired of life. Guess they're the same thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 

KingFox

Member
May 17, 2018
998
Add the option 'Zombine permanently loses thread making privileges' and I'm game.

Are you OP?
 

retroman

Member
Oct 31, 2017
3,056
Even if the chance of killing a loved one had been significantly lower my answer would still be a hard no. Nothing is worth such a risk.
 

Luminaire

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,610
lets go #3 baybeeeee

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maximumzero

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,906
New Orleans, LA
I've already found true love and here's nobody close to me that's sick that I know of.

A million dollars would be nice, but it's not worth risking a 33.% chance that I or someone I love will die.
 

Feep

Lead Designer, Iridium Studios
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
4,596
How much would make you consider pressing it within reason?
Maybe a billion. I like my life and wouldn't give it up for any amount of money, but the only confounding factor is the potential number of lives I could theoretically save by donating a massive percentage of it. Even then, I'm not sure I could do it. Sacrificing yourself for abstract people you've never met is not an easy thing.
 

Luminaire

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,610
Ok this is cute. What anime?
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Himouto! Umaru-chan.

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Himouto! Umaru-chan

People are not always who they appear to be, as is the case with Umaru Doma, the perfect high school girl—that is, until she gets home! Once the front door closes, the real fun begins. When she dons her hamster hoodie, she transforms from a refined, over-achieving student into a lazy, junk...

now press the button
 

Perzeval

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
10,536
Sweden
But what if I press the button with a plant? Like say, a cactus? Would the cactus then die? Would the cactus recieve the $1,000,002?

I could easily rob a cactus.
 

Herne

Member
Dec 10, 2017
5,312
I'm not playing God with people's lives (or in this case, deaths), so no, I don't push it.
 

batfax

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,392
Unfortunately I cannot reach the button because I am a turtle who lives a quiet but fulfilling life on a massive estate after mashing the hell out of this button about a week ago.

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Croc Man

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,546
I've played a bit of online poker lately. I've learned the hard way a 85+% chance of winning going into the last card still results in a hell of a lot of losses.

This is nowhere near such good odds so I'll pass.
 

Forsaken82

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,923
what are the odds on each option? Like the PS5/XB/Video Card is the least exciting and safest option, does that mean it's the most likely scenario? where as killing someone evil is the least likely since it's the most beneficial option to you (or curing someone close to you from their ailment)? Or are they all equally attainable.

Also, if I die, how do I die? Is it a horrible slow death? or just quick... like a Thanos snap
 

Punished Goku

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
9,952
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Himouto! Umaru-chan.

myanimelist.net

Himouto! Umaru-chan

People are not always who they appear to be, as is the case with Umaru Doma, the perfect high school girl—that is, until she gets home! Once the front door closes, the real fun begins. When she dons her hamster hoodie, she transforms from a refined, over-achieving student into a lazy, junk...

now press the button
Oh ffs, where is your avatar from now?
 

Rynam

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
2,916
Is there a Limit on Presses, or is it like gacha where i can keep pulling? :3

Oh ffs, where is your avatar from now?
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Wilbell Voll-Ersleid

Wilbell Voll-Ersleid is a playable character in Atelier Ayesha: The Alchemist of Dusk, Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky and Atelier Shallie: Alchemists of the Dusk Sea. Wilbell is a bright young witch who is a genius in the art of magic. She is trying to become a full fledged...
 
Nov 2, 2017
2,996
My DM once Deck of Many Things'd us. I pulled BOTH black aces. If you've ever had a run in with the Deck of Many Things, you know how dogshit terrible that is.

20% chance I die? Not a fucking chance.