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ReAxion

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,882
i think about how great they are all the time! i think about how they're expected to be maintained while also under tight water restriction by the same governing body (do NOT let water leak onto the sidewalk) and also the water utility itself! I LOVE EVERY PART OF THIS ARRANGEMENT.
 

Elandyll

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
8,818
Lawn sucks if you have to use mass amount of water, as it is a major source of water waste (looking at you Arizona), but here in Maryland, I guess because it rains like once a week or so, I haven't seen watering used at all.
And god damn Marylanders love their neatly trimmed lawn, and I gotta say it looks damn nice.
 

Tawpgun

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
9,861
The only issue is living in a place with a Homeowners Association that has very strict guidelines on lawn care. Fuck those places.

Just let the grass do its thing, and mow it every now and then.
 

Toxi

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
17,550
Another problem is that by replacing a wide variety of plants with one species that is constantly kept at a short height, we've fucked over insects hard. Grass is a difficult food source for many of them and a short lawn provides very little shelter from predators like birds.
 

Distantmantra

Member
Oct 26, 2017
11,162
Seattle
That's fine.

But I would always feel like I was being judged if I did that.

I live in the city, my neighbors don't even bother taking care of their yards so no one cares. I mow the lawn and edge, water the garden and plants/trees, clean up the garden beds and the sidewalk, but my grass dies every summer because it's not worth the money and time required to keep it alive.
 

TheMan

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,264
I'll admit that a well-manicured lawn looks nice, but I still consider them to be a colossal waste of water. If you live somewhere with enough rainfall then fine, otherwise it almost borders on immoral to waste resources on fucking grass of all things.
 

Parch

Member
Nov 6, 2017
7,980
If you want a decent sized dog then access to a grassy area is critical. Sometimes you can't even get a dog unless you have a yard.
There are always artificial turf options but they can look crappy and out of place. Maintaining a yard for a dog is standard procedure for those pet owners.
 
Jun 20, 2019
2,638
Yes, when it's left to its own devices. When you regularly mow it, pipe in water for it, and hire landscaping crews for it, it starts becoming carbon positive.
Mowing (with proper bagging and composting the clippings) is actually helpful since it encourages more vigorous growth. You're definitely right about the other two, though.
 

Parch

Member
Nov 6, 2017
7,980
Doesn't Las Vegas ban lawns or have some serious bylaws about grass? Water conservation is a big concern for a lot of areas.
 
Oct 27, 2017
7,484
I'd hesitate to call mine a lawn as that implies some level of dedicated care; mine is a bit shaggy and wild but I don't mind. It's a football pitch, a frisbee zone, a run for the guinea pigs, a place to lie under the trees and watch the sky, a place for the birds to feed, it's full of spiders and beetles and ants and dandelions. I mow it a few times a year, never water it, still have all my limbs and digits attached etc.

Now what I'm not a big fan of is fake grass, great swathes of plastic grass in place of a real lawn.
 

Venatio

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,741
I wanted a lawn for my 2 year old daughter. You ever see a 2 year old run around on concrete? It doesn't end well. But yeah, it's stupid expensive - between the water and the gardeners, I'm spending like $200 a month on my lawn.
 

Housecat

Member
Oct 25, 2017
674
You guys don't have electric robot lawn mowers? Ours works very well. Does his own thing and makes almost no noice and keeps the lawn well maintained. Also no need to water here, Norwegian weather waters the lawn more than enough!
 

Parch

Member
Nov 6, 2017
7,980
If you're ever frustrated or tired of all that is required with lawn maintenance, you should consider a rock garden. There's an initial upfront investment but it's mostly a lot of prep work and planning/designing and then you can sort of not think about the yard.
I see rock gardens more and more. With local plants and wildflowers they can look very nice. They are more acceptable now too. Having that one yard in the neighborhood that was "different" isn't looked down upon anymore. Especially when their low maintenance natural yard looks better than poorly maintained grass.
 

thewienke

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,954
We bought an electric mower and trimmer and it's like living in the future.

It doesn't vibrate your hands to death or wake up the entire neighborhood. There's also very little maintenance and you don't have to fool with fuel at all. It's just a whole lot easier and more convenient.
 

Deleted member 17092

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
20,360
I live in MN where it rains enough to not water it and I use a push mower that uses no gas or even electricity.

I like my grass in the back yard for hanging out. The front yard is so small I don't really care much about it and just mow it about once a week.

No biggie.
 

Parch

Member
Nov 6, 2017
7,980
Now what I'm not a big fan of is fake grass, great swathes of plastic grass in place of a real lawn.
I've seen some artificial turf yards that look pretty good, but they were specifically designed to be a fenced sports field. They use it for lawn bowling, bocce, soccer, football, lacrosse, as well as a dog run. If turf is just a grass yard replacement then it looks dumb, but turf does make a good, no maintenance sports surface.
 
Oct 27, 2017
7,484
I've seen some artificial turf yards that look pretty good, but they were specifically designed to be a fenced sports field. They use it for lawn bowling, bocce, soccer, football, lacrosse, as well as a dog run. If turf is just a grass yard replacement then it looks dumb, but turf does make a good, no maintenance sports surface.

Oh sure, that makes absolute sense. I play football on surfaces like that and they're great. But for a private lawn, I much prefer the real thing. Inevitably fake turf done privately looks a bit weird, like badly done carpet outside.
 

CesareNorrez

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,521
Mowing (with proper bagging and composting the clippings) is actually helpful since it encourages more vigorous growth. You're definitely right about the other two, though.

Depends on how short you mow and how often. Also leaving the clippings on the grass is fine as long as they stay on the grass. It can be natural fertilizer.
 

wenis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,111
when I have to leave the city, yes. I see all the wastefulness of golf courses and giant homes with exorbitant lawns. truly wasteful and awful. My father recently replaced his entire backyard with the fake stuff and everyone always compliments him on it. It's designed well and he got to really put together his lawn. it's awesome.
 
Oct 27, 2017
5,798
The US is mostly empty space, and it rains a lot in a good chunk of it, so I don't think having a lawn here is really a waste.
 
Oct 28, 2017
2,700
Siloam Springs
I have to mow it, and treat it once per year (I enjoy it). The weather does 90% of my watering (in this state). In the last state I lived in I had to install in ground sprinklers because there was a 7 year drought on. Because of the drought I also purchased a high-efficiency washer. Even with the addition of the sprinkler system I stayed well within my water allotment, thank goodness I bought the smallest property in the neighborhood.
 

Pwnz

Member
Oct 28, 2017
14,279
Places
I agree with large lawns, but maintaining a small .25 acre lot (more .15 after the foundation) is a quality of life and safety thing in central Texas. If you don't take care of your yard it'll be full of fire ants, snakes, etc.

A Honda push mower even with assist for a lot this size takes about 3 to 4 gallons of gas per year. Its nothing compared to driving and worse air travel.

For small lots in areas with sustainanle water there are hundreds of other behavior changes that would save exponentially more. Work from home 3 days per week would save like 200x as much gas.
 

Chitown B

Member
Nov 15, 2017
9,604
depends where you live, with the watering. up north grass is usually fine without watering except for new grass, and in July/August. you can get electric mowers, or even nice push reel mowers. mowing isn't dangerous at all if you know what you're doing - my mower has a clutch where if you let it go the blade stops spinning but it keeps the engine idling. good for quick emergencies. You can use rainwater barrels to water if you want.
 

Tapiozona

Avenger
Oct 28, 2017
2,253
I replaced all my lawn with Artificial turf. In AZ you have to reseed between summer and winter varieties and it's such a pain in the ass that going artificial seems to be the trend here. Does nothing to help with the heat island effect Phoenix has but damn does my lawn look good 24/7, 365
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,789
Fuck lawns. Mine looks like shit but I really want to get rid of it. One thing I noticed with my backyard last time I mowed all the dandelions was how many bees there were, that seems like a good thing to me. Why try to mess with the local plant-life?
 

The Emperor

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,790
Err in the UK you dont need to water grass LOL. OP acts like only certain american climates exist in the world
 

impiri

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,275
I hate lawns, I hate mowing, I hate fertilizing, I hate weeding, I hate watering, I hate grass clippings getting everywhere, I hate having to destroy clover and wildflowers instead of just enjoying them, I hate lawn care salesmen interrupting my day
 

BlackGoku03

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,275
I used to hate mowing but I got a hand-me-down riding mower that I fixed myself (very proud getting it to crank). I don't water the lawn simply because we get enough rain throughout the summer months to sustain my grass in SC. Only takes 20 minutes to cut the front and back. Another 20 to weed eat (electric weed eater).

My daughter likes to play outside so I try to keep the grass low so we don't run into snakes (we have enough venomous snakes to warrant the concern).
 

Dixie Flatline

alt account
Banned
Sep 4, 2019
1,892
New Orleans
We just bought a house and yeah holy crap, it takes so much to maintain a lawn. It's just grass, people. But of course everyone in our neighborhood does a swell job in keeping up the lawn so we have to follow or we'll stand out like a sore thumb. I can't have Becky from next door start talking smack, can you imagine?
 

BlackGoku03

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,275
We just bought a house and yeah holy crap, it takes so much to maintain a lawn. It's just grass, people. But of course everyone in our neighborhood does a swell job in keeping up the lawn so we have to follow or we'll stand out like a sore thumb. I can't have Becky from next door start talking smack, can you imagine?
In the US, a lot of neighborhoods will fine you if your yard is out of control. Nevermind the trash talk from neighbors.

It's aggravating. But lately I've found that I like cutting the grass... while sitting on my ass anyway lol.
 

Cipher Peon

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,823
Looks ugly to me and the thought of its maintenance makes me quite unhappy.

I'd rather it all be replaced with concrete and be done with it.
 

Volimar

volunteer forum janitor
Member
Oct 25, 2017
38,463
I wish my lawn could be all tiny wildflowers, but somehow I imagine my village wouldn't be up for that.
 

Landy828

Member
Oct 26, 2017
13,408
Clemson, SC
1. Uses a lot of water, if you don't use very much then it looks like shit and everyone judges you. Major water waste area here.
2. Produces a lot of CO2 because of lawn mowing. And if you don't mow very much then it looks like shit and everyone judges you.
3. Lawn mowing is pretty freaking dangerous for a household vanity activity.
4. Even if you manage to make your lawn look good, it will manage to look like 10 different yards in the neighborhood and provide little to no individuality.

Down with lawns.

Yeah, I don't even care. As long as it gets cut every 2 weeks I'm happy. I live in a sub-division, but there's no HOA. I pay a friend $35 every 2 weeks to cut it.

I should probably put some pine needles or mulch around the plants near my house, the old needles are long since turned grey, but I don't have the time or money to throw at landscaping.

I don't water my grass at all. It rains enough around here to keep it growing.
 

Consequence

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,973
I'm fine with the mowing, I just get so many weeds in mine. My wife won't let me do any treatment to it because she worries that it'll make our 2 year old sick. I just cut it as short as I can often so that the weeds don't stand out. I hate it.v
 

Deleted member 25600

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 29, 2017
5,701
I live in South Australia, where everything does and turns yellow in late spring. I love the green grass landscape of winter.
 

NCR Ranger

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,865
I agree. Keeping a lawn around where I live is just a giant waste. When I get my own place I will seriously consider just ripping the lawn up and laying down fake grass or xeriscaping it.