Do you eat schampoo?

BasilZero · Feb 23, 2019

Shlooter and now this in the same week

Why can't you people be normal.gif

skipgo · Feb 23, 2019

I'm too busy getting blinded by shampoo to try it.

Westbahnhof · Feb 23, 2019

Wait. I thought this was locked? Anyway, I've called the cops on everyone who answered "yes".

Deleted member 31817 · Feb 23, 2019

MarsipanRumpan said:
I don't know if you have these in your country, but they're good (Apple flavour)

Yes I have that and no I don't eat it because it's a hair cleaning product

The fuck

Twstr709 · Feb 23, 2019

Do you pee in the shower while eating shampoo, Era?

Deleted member 5853 · Feb 23, 2019

There's nothing like a nice tall glass of schhdammpoio.

Finale Fireworker · Feb 23, 2019

excelsiorlef said:
MOD FIGHT OVER THE EDIBILITY OF HAIR CARE

I always knew this day would come

Pick a side because it's about to get bubbly.

Westbahnhof · Feb 23, 2019

BasilZero said:
Shlooter and now this in the same week

I just returned from Tanzania today and I'm still not caught up, but this sounds important. Shlooter?

Travo · Feb 23, 2019

I don't eat Scham's poo or anybody's poo!

MarsipanRumpan · Feb 23, 2019

Holy crap!!! Mods support me, finally. I can't believe this, my night was ruined because I thought something was wrong with me. Apple flavoured Schampoo all the way!!! (im not spelling it shampo)

Max|Payne · Feb 23, 2019

Yes, OP. I pour the schampoo over a tide pod and gulp it all down with a nice glass of bleach.

CannonFodder52 · Feb 23, 2019

KraftyKrankins said:
Do we have an "Are you a robot?" check upon registration? I think OP might be one.

Ah, that's a good point. When making an account, you should be required to answer a few questions like, do you eat shampoo? poo in the shower? or fear having a female doctor see your self described "little Captain".

Kevers · Feb 23, 2019

Westbahnhof said:
I just returned from Tanzania today and I'm still not caught up, but this sounds important. Shlooter?

That's what we're calling looter shooters now.

Deleted member 32561 · Feb 23, 2019

No.
Toothpaste on the other hand...
(No really, you know that really sweet tasting, safe-to-ingest baby toothpaste? I literally downed an entire tube of that once.)

Westbahnhof · Feb 23, 2019

Kevers said:
That's what we're calling looter shooters now.

Like Borderlands?

Travo said:
I don't eat Scham's poo or anybody's poo!

Do you drink civet coffee though?

excelsiorlef · Feb 23, 2019

Finale Fireworker said:
Pick a side because it's about to get bubbly.

Well eating shampoo makes you foam at the mouth so I choose the other side.

Kevers · Feb 23, 2019

Westbahnhof said:
Like Borderlands?

yep

TheBeardedOne · Feb 23, 2019

What in the absolute fuck? No.

kickz · Feb 23, 2019

RDreamer said:

Perfect

excelsiorlef · Feb 23, 2019

MarsipanRumpan said:
(im not spelling it shampo)

I'd hope not

hydruxo · Feb 23, 2019

why are you putting a 'c' in shampoo

Strike · Feb 23, 2019

I think you ate too much.

aerie · Feb 23, 2019

Kevers said:
That's what we're calling looter shooters now.

No we are not. I'm putting my foot down.

hydruxo said:
why are you putting a 'c' in shampoo

How else would you spell shampoco?

BasilZero · Feb 23, 2019

Westbahnhof said:
I just returned from Tanzania today and I'm still not caught up, but this sounds important. Shlooter?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wi...f-the-shlooter-subgenre.101409/#post-18207429

Travo · Feb 23, 2019

hydruxo said:
why are you putting a 'c' in shampoo

Why is he eating shampoo?

Jesse_and_the_rippers · Feb 23, 2019

AI bots aren't quite there yet. Of course the answer is yes

Necromanti · Feb 23, 2019

MarsipanRumpan said:
Holy crap!!! Mods support me, finally. I can't believe this, my night was ruined because I thought something was wrong with me. Apple flavoured Schampoo all the way!!! (im not spelling it shampo)

That's because it's shampoo, you uncultured heathen. Du skämmer ut oss.

Quample · Feb 23, 2019

BasilZero said:
Schlooter and now this in the same week

Why can't you people be normal.gif

FTFY

Westbahnhof · Feb 23, 2019

hydruxo said:
why are you putting a 'c' in shampoo

My guess is https://context.reverso.net/übersetzung/deutsch-englisch/Schampoo or some similar non-English language out there

BasilZero said:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/wi...f-the-shlooter-subgenre.101409/#post-18207429

Kevers said:
yep

I'm not sure whether I hate it or love it. Which I also often say about ResetEra

The Woods said:
No we are not. I'm putting my foot down.

What would you call them? LooShoo's?

Deleted member 19996 · Feb 23, 2019

The Woods said:
No we are not. I'm putting my foot down.

How else would you spell shampoco?

W

Weare also not calling it looter shooter. This place is getting ridiculous.

MarsipanRumpan · Feb 23, 2019

Necromanti said:
That's because it's shampoo, you uncultured heathen. Du skämmer ut oss.

Haha I told you I won't spell it shampo to be fair. I love how this thread became a "How to spell shampoo" thread - but I like writing Schampoo.

Förlåt min käre vän för detta.

aerie · Feb 23, 2019

Samus4145 said:
W

Weare also not calling it looter shooter. This place is getting ridiculous.

At least no one has made a thread about eating shampoo.

MIMIC · Feb 23, 2019

Shampoo and Listerine can make for a tasty bathroom snack.

Hektor · Feb 23, 2019

Surprised to see so few people voting yes, would've explained a lot about this forum

DOT_mjo · Feb 23, 2019

Is Era filled with members that are fucking 3 years old?!

MarsipanRumpan · Feb 23, 2019

The Woods said:
At least no one has made a thread about eating shampoo.

Yeah that would be ridiculous.

Westbahnhof · Feb 23, 2019

MIMIC said:
Shampoo and Listerine can make for a tasty bathroom snack.

MY DUDE.

BasilZero · Feb 23, 2019

Quample said:
FTFY

What's with the c

There is no c in shooter or looter 🤔

Z-Beat · Feb 23, 2019

Necromanti · Feb 23, 2019

BasilZero said:
What's with the c

There is no c in shooter or looter 🤔

Shooty McLooty.

Professor Lich · Feb 23, 2019

GayAnimeDad said:
Samurai Schampoo

Thank you for this.

Villein · Feb 23, 2019

We have strayed too far from gods light

Gestalt · Feb 23, 2019

sometimes (only when nobody is looking) I will eat the shampu, I like the coconut flavor most. have you tried laundry sauce? taste isn't good

Krakatoa · Feb 23, 2019

It goes well with waffles.

Nikus · Feb 23, 2019

You fucking weirdo.

It's all about purple conditioner.

Sordid Plebeian · Feb 23, 2019

Aeriscloud said:

^^^

aerie · Feb 23, 2019

Westbahnhof said:
What would you call them? LooShoo's?

Doomablo's

Rune Walsh · Feb 23, 2019

Perfect for when you don't want your throat full of dandruff.

Kevers · Feb 23, 2019

The Woods said:
No we are not. I'm putting my foot down.

How else would you spell shampoco?

What about Rooty Tooty Loot 'n Shooty?

Wein Cruz · Feb 23, 2019

MarsipanRumpan said:
Oops spelled it wrong lol

Stop drinking shampoo and eating lead paint

Do you eat schampoo?

Do you eat schampoo?

Yes

No

Sometimes

What is schampoo?

Deleted member 31817

User requested account closure

Love each other or die trying.

User requested account closure

Bad Praxis

Bad Praxis

▲ Legend ▲

wonky

User requested account closure

wonky

Community Resettler

One Winged Slayer

Resettlement Advisor

Prophet of Regret

wonky

Too many boners