You start out frustrated because they can't sell you the Cajun gravy on its lonesome, so you go ahead and order the tates just for the gravy. But you aren't too frustrated, because you're the one who gets to dip your chicken tenders in the gravy. The employees have to keep dealing with annoying people with strange requests -- like you.
You're also pretty sure they used to be able to sell the Cajun gravy by itself, too, but whatever. 2021.
You cover your chicken tenders in potatoes because you're trying to get the most Cajun gravy per bite that you conceivably can. It's good. Damn good. And then it comes to you. The chicken's pretty good dipped in tates even without the gravy. The satisfying crunch blends perfectly with the smooth and creamy tate.
Before you know it, you've dipped your Cajun fries in the tates. You've dipped your biscuit in the tates. You never needed a spoon for your tates. Because the rest of your food acted as an adhesive. Your Sweet Heat dipping sauce is left unopened. Your Blackened Ranch will remain confined 'neath its plastic wrapping.
You don't need what Popeyes thinks you want. You need the tates.
You're also pretty sure they used to be able to sell the Cajun gravy by itself, too, but whatever. 2021.
You cover your chicken tenders in potatoes because you're trying to get the most Cajun gravy per bite that you conceivably can. It's good. Damn good. And then it comes to you. The chicken's pretty good dipped in tates even without the gravy. The satisfying crunch blends perfectly with the smooth and creamy tate.
Before you know it, you've dipped your Cajun fries in the tates. You've dipped your biscuit in the tates. You never needed a spoon for your tates. Because the rest of your food acted as an adhesive. Your Sweet Heat dipping sauce is left unopened. Your Blackened Ranch will remain confined 'neath its plastic wrapping.
You don't need what Popeyes thinks you want. You need the tates.
