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Did Spiderman doom the universe by teaching a god how to poop?

Slayven

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The Beyonder is a member of a race called the Beyonders who are in comic terms Omnipotent +10 and was partly the reason behind the recent multiversal reboots. But back in the 80s one came to the Marvel universe to explore and witness the human experience. Later the Beyonders decide to destory the multiverse.

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xclk07

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Hickman clearly stated that Beyonder was a child in their race. Peter Parker is the greatest potty trainer in the history of the multiverse.
 
Dark Mantonio

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I randomly had this Spidey issue as a kid. Without any context it was a hell of a read for a 12 year-old.
 
TheChuggernaut

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Oh cool I literally just read this. This entire issue is hilarious. I love the Beyonder just popping up out of nowhere to ask Peter how eating works.

Anyway, the universe probably was doomed because the Avengers were just the biggest fucking assholes to the Beyonder. Also it's probably somehow Dazzlers fault
 

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That whole crossover was nuts. Beyond we also killed all the New Mutants and when they came back they remembered, chilling shit for my young self.
 
TheChuggernaut

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Matthew77 said:
That whole crossover was nuts. Beyond we also killed all the New Mutants and when they came back they remembered, chilling shit for my young self.
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He didn't just kill the New Mutants, he wiped their existence from everyone's memory. The only one who remembered them was Kitty because she had some soul bond thing with Magik.
 

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TheChuggernaut said:
He didn't just kill the New Mutants, he wiped their existence from everyone's memory. The only one who remembered them was Kitty because she had some soul bond thing with Magik.
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Yeah, and to further I didn't mean just they remember like memories, and more like they suffered serious trauma from it and he just left it that way.
 
Dark Mantonio

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Pai Pai Master said:
reading old marvel comics as a kid

sometimes you strike gold

sometimes you get a weird one like this

sometimes you get a sexual assault story you didn't understand
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Somehow the weirdest thing about that issue was that the Beyonder stuff was like 4 pages, he just vanishes into thin air, and Peter goes about his day as normal.

These days that would be an 8-Part limited series w/ fifty tie-ins.
 
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Slayven

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Sol Spartan said:
Somehow the weirdest thing about that issue was that the Beyonder stuff was like 4 pages, he just vanishes into thin air, and Peter goes about his day as normal.

These days that would be an 8-Part limited series w/ fifty tie-ins.
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YES!! A crossover could happen and not fuck up a book for 2-3 months.
 
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