did anyone else thing penis pump blows into penis?

[bangai-o]

I recently I learned that a penis pump does something with removing oxygen around the penis to encourage blood flow. I had always thought it was a device that blows air into your penis in order to blow it up.

 

[RBH]

 

[blue_phazon]

A penis is a penis is a penis

 

[Video Games Are Dumb]

Fuckin' best title in a long time. No one fix it!

 

[Deleted member 19293]

Dude, what

 

[Darth Pinche]

I have a book for you to read...

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Only ever knew about it in the context of Austin powers but I think I understood it correctly at the time.

 

[BDS]

This belongs in the Primary OT.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Mate, it's Thursday

 

[xxracerxx]

I am always amazed you still have thread posting privileges.

 

[CannonFodder52]

That title lmao

 

[Khanimus]

...it's too early for this shit.

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

There should be a subforum just for Bangai-O threads.

 

[Kyuuji]

 

[echoshifting]

It's Thursday, bangai-o

 

[Grym]

nah...I never thronged that

 

[Musubi]

Weekend ERA starting early this week. 😂😂

 

[cameron]

bangai-o thread?

bangai-o thread.

 

[Raiku]

Treating your dick like a party balloon SMH

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Are these still a thing? Asking for a friend.

 

[Chainshada]

Reminds me of a friend in high school who thought blowjobs meant someone blowing air at your penis.

 

[Deleted member 13188]

This man is a genius. Don't let anyone else tell you different!

 

[jb1234]

Man, I wish. Need some girth.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

Same.

 

[Brohan]

Lmao I never really thought about it that way. I guess i can somewhat understand with it being called a pump.

The idea of blowing up your penis like a balloon is terrifying though. 😂😂

 

[Soapbox Killer]

...it's too early for this shit.

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Never!

 

[M. Wallace]

What else don't you know?

 

[xxracerxx]

What else don't you know?

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A lot.

 

[Soul Skater]

What if OP is right and penis pump science has been doing it wrong all along

like how it took us into the 2000s to figure out how to correctly make ketchup bottles

 

[Okabe]

Reminds me of a friend in high school who thought blowjobs meant someone blowing air at your penis.

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You mean it's not ?

 

[RestEerie]

Is it weekend already?

 

[astro]

...it's too early for this shit.

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Somewhere in the world it's always the perfect time for this shit.

 

[Pirateluigi]

There are some threads where you can guess who the OP was just from the title

 

[Rune Walsh]

Like... you blow it up like DigDug?

 

[Dominic Decoco]

I have a book for you to read...

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[Fat4all]

when the mods eventually take away bangai-o's thread making privileges will he just stop posting altogether?

 

[Video Games Are Dumb]

when the mods eventually take away bangai-o's thread making privileges will he just stop posting altogether?

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I literally logged back on and saw this again and still laughed. It might not be right but it's alright with me.

 

[Burly]

I believe it works on the same principle as bugs Bunny blowing air into his thumb to make his fist bigger.

 

[echoshifting]

Maybe there could be a bangai-o OT

bangai-o Deep Thoughts

 

[Tuorom]

 

[TaterTots]

It's not Friday night yet.

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

HAHAHA...oh geez...you so crazy...I love it

 

[Everybody Lies]

Is your penis a balloon? I'm curious how you arrived at this conclusion.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Doing some research, OP?

 

[DerpHause]

Is your penis a balloon? I'm curious how you arrived at this conclusion.

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Isn't it kind of a blood balloon?

 

[piratepwnsninja]

My dude it's not Friday yet.

 

[hey it's that dog]

You don't need some expensive pump just stick a straw in there and blow.

 

[Squarehard]

Another bangai-o classic, but this one is even less coherent than his usual.

Touche!

 

[jwk94]

Definitely thought that too.

 

[nded]

Is your penis a balloon? I'm curious how you arrived at this conclusion.

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A penis kinda is a balloon. In this case it would be like inflating a balloon in a vacuum chamber by creating negative air pressure around it rather than putting more air in it.