I decided to drive out to Iowa to get to the bottom of this, but you wouldn't believe what I found when I got there... nothing! Just a huge empty parking lot for miles and miles. I only saw one person: an old woman pushing a shopping cart full of corn. I had to practically beg her to talk to me.
I said "Miss, please, can you help me find Iowa?" Do you know what she said?
She said "Iowa? Why, there hasn't been any Iowa out here in over thirty years."
Just what kind of con are they running?? How deep does it go??
I said "Miss, please, can you help me find Iowa?" Do you know what she said?
She said "Iowa? Why, there hasn't been any Iowa out here in over thirty years."
Just what kind of con are they running?? How deep does it go??