Ties will be determined on who can survive the longest in the Tomb of Horros. Ten foot poles are not allowed.Get him a D20. He's not cut out for coin flips, make him roll for initiative.
CNN, WaPo stream, everywhere I imagine.
Santorum got fucked over in 2012 by bad reporting. He's kind of an expert on Fuck Iowa.
You might.
Why isn't he playing Minecraft?
They never really mattered all that much before - or shouldn't have mattered all that much - and they won't matter when final for that long. On to the next one.Are these results still going to matter after this? I feel like this has really softened the blow and killed the momentum of whatever the results are going to be
Very optimistic message she portrays
Neither of those things happened tonightSo two things happened tonight.
1. Biden's campaign is dead in the water, which probably makes Bernie the frontrunner by default as the strong second place before today.
2. The DNC through incompetence or conspiracy is driving a division in the party that's going to help Trump win.
Well shit, better just stay home in November.So two things happened tonight.
1. Biden's campaign is dead in the water, which probably makes Bernie the frontrunner as the strong second place.
2. The DNC through incompetence or conspiracy is driving a division in the party that's going to help Trump win.
I mean, outside the primary, Iowa's pretty much an R win anyway, so...That coin flip to determine delegates, plus obvious foreign interference, plus Mitch not spending money on election protection, plus voter suppression has me so worried for any type of election in the future here. We need some real reform.
The DNC has nothing to do with the Iowa Caucus2. The DNC through incompetence or conspiracy is driving a division in the party that's going to help Trump win.
They did force Iowa to change methods after how close 2016 was, so they are a liiiiiiitle bit responsible for this mess.
They get involved when Iowa tries to tell DNC what the results are, which happens to be where this entire thing blew up.
Those changes were suggested by Bernie Sander's camp after the convention.They did force Iowa to change methods after how close 2016 was, so they are a liiiiiiitle bit responsible for this mess.
Hi, I'm a Bernie fan. What are we talking about?The state's going to vote Trump when the vote actually matters regardless, so no
Good news though: it got the Bernie fans to turn on the whole concept of caucuses when they were the only reason he did as well as he did in '16, so now even they're about to in-fight amongst themselves
Putin and trumps master plan.But if they used rubles they would obviously favor communist Bernie!
It's Lean R at worst. Voted Dem 6 of the last 8 presidential elections. Between Dukakis and Obama, Bush's re-election was the only exception.I mean, outside the primary, Iowa's pretty much an R win anyway, so...
It really shouldn't be first in primary season.
They get involved when Iowa tries to tell DNC what the results are, which happens to be where this entire thing blew up.
not me though i'm smartThat's like 99% of the job. You know how dumb people are? Half of em are even dumber than that!
Lmao I'm sorry, what?So two things happened tonight.
1. Biden's campaign is dead in the water, which probably makes Bernie the frontrunner by default as the strong second place before today.
2. The DNC through incompetence or conspiracy is driving a division in the party that's going to help Trump win.
Oh, i'm sorry. I mean when reporting the results to the iowa democratic party, which happens to be the Democratic Party.That is not how results are reported. You're objectively wrong here.