AOC stands in front of a large crowd with a huge pair of scissors. News cameras flash as they survey the momentous occasion.
"The Central Park Public Construction Project has begun!" She exclaims jubilantly. She cuts the ribbon. The crowd cheers. Some tuck their hammers and sickles under their arms to clap unencumbered, others simply clang them together in celebration.
Chris Matthews bolts upright as he awakens in a cold sweat. It was only another dream. He shakily reaches for a glass of water on the nightstand and attempts to reassure himself. Just as he begins to feel better, he glances up at the ceiling to see a contorted AOC clinging above him like a spider.
"Don't lose your head, Chris!" She cackles. Her voice is layered with the vocalizations and reverberations of a thousand misguided American youth.
He wakes up again in terror. Just another dream...