Which one would you prefer in an "I am Legend" scenario, obviously
Which one would you prefer in an "I am Legend" scenario, obviously
lvl 99 Pixel I just read through that list of posts you quoted . Most of these are incredibly tame. One does not even express a preference for dogs or negative sentiment for people who prefer cats. I'm not sure what these are supposed to prove, I have seen posts about dog owners in this thread that are much worse than any of these. It's not a big deal, it is not a serious thread.
I'm not sure why you would want to summon over a dozen mildly annoyed dog people to this thread over these posts
Cling to the comfort that it's marking you out of affection, and ignore that it's also marking you to claim you as well. 🤷🏻♂️
Do cat owners name their brain parasites?
A likely story.In my defense there, those are movie quotes from Snatch and Meet the Parents, and are just comedy.
Fair enough, you've got more bulk. However, you HAVE to know that some of those are jokes (Westbanhof's post) or aren't even actual condemnations of cat owners themselves (mikey_legendary and Hey Please's post), but hey, at least we didn't bring up the fuckin' Nazis:
Cat owners' hands aren't clean either. 😤
This nonsense dates back since before the internet and like pointed out previously, dog people get tons of weird insults too, so I feel it's kinda weird to (seriously and not jokingly) pick a side. As weird as seriously insulting dog or cat people for their preference.Probably because of weirdly personal attacks like this who show up spreading misinformation and insulting users if they call it out (happens in prior threads too, dating all the way back through a previous forum).
I'm also annoyed I was dragged into your post because I feel like my post was clearly, clearly in jest.
Am I wrong in my impression that thislight hearted joke thread is now taken seriously by people? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but still.
The worse part is hearing the ignorant bullshit spread from both camps that clearly haven't had much experience with their non-preferred kind of animal. Particularly about cats, which by default have a lot worse reputation that's in most cases entirely unearned through decades of unflattering media portrayal, but cat fans are also showing their ass about their dog knowledge too.
If you asked that question to a dog or cat and they were able to reply, they would say "who the fuck cares". Cats and dogs love and care for each other much more than humans care for each other. We are far worse than either, and deserve neither.
Thank you, and just as final proof that I can party with dogs AND cats:
RIP Negro Matapacos. 😔Well I wouldn't use the Nazi argument because they also have the cop killers
Dogs without question. My dog is my best friend. We do everything together. He'll watch movies and stuff with me, and I really mean watch. Especially when there's any kind of animal. He watched Jungle Book from start to finish glued to the screen. We go swimming together in the pool. We play around all the time. We hang out and cuddle in bed or on the couch when I'm reading or playing a game. He tries to talk to me all the time making funny noises and movements. We go out on long ass walks and everyone fawns over him and how cute he is. He's the best. Would be a miracle to find a cat that can do all that.
Look how talented he is.
I think that's a very outdated view. Gotta love the tiny, ugly dogs that can barely handle existing.
😭 Someone else who loves small dogs too.I think that's a very outdated view. Gotta love the tiny, ugly dogs that can barely handle existing.
Look at this little freak. You can practically see him trembling like the tiny dog he is, barely keeping his eyes open, all fat and old as dirt. I love him.
Fair enough, you've got more bulk. However, you HAVE to know that some of those are jokes (Westbanhof's post) or aren't even actual condemnations of cat owners themselves (mikey_legendary and Hey Please's post), but hey, at least we didn't bring up the fuckin' Nazis:
Cat owners' hands aren't clean either. 😤
Making the right decision.
I especially love small ugly dogs, like when a 15 year old chihuahua who is super chunky waddles along his owner, my heart blooms.😭 Someone else who loves small dogs too.
That's the real bullshit right there. If you like small dogs, you get shit from cat owners who don't like dogs regardless, and dog owners who think small dogs are useless or annoying. ;~;
I definitely don't want to trivialize deaths. However just for some perspective, there are around 16 deaths per year from dogs. There is also an estimated 900-1 billions dogs in the world. It's impossible to know the exact numbers obvioualy. And many of those deaths are the result of a neglective, human owner.Dogs kill people in every country every year, usually children.
Cats merely attempt murder, so they're better.
All of the indoor stuff you've mentioned is normal behavior for many (most?) cats. They watch stuff with you, cuddle with you (just ask my SO every night when there's always 3+ cats on her bed with her), many happily talk back to you. A lot of people walk their cats, too. The pool stuff is less common because most cats dislike water, but there's lots of them that love a good swim:
While it's true that all of these traits are more common (or rather, practically guaranteed) in dogs, people that haven't had much experience with cats don't know they're very common in cats, too. Other examples included someone boasting earlier that his dog is superior to cats because he can open doors; the cat on my avatar, currently on my lap, learnt to jump up to handles to open doors within weeks of us adopting him. It's so common that there's plenty of articles about how to prevent them from doing it; so common indeed that stuff like this exists.
Might wanna point out that the 16 deaths are in the US. I'm gonna hazard a guess that there's more deaths happening, since you're bringing up worldwide dog numbers.I definitely don't want to trivialize deaths. However just for some perspective, there are around 16 deaths per year from dogs. There is also an estimated 900-1 billions dogs in the world. It's impossible to know the exact numbers obvioualy. And many of those deaths are the result of a neglective, human owner.
Anyway again, just for some perspective.
Just in theory, would they allow like, fish, reptiles in a terrarium, etc? Always curious since those aren't really a risk to the apartment.
That are poorly behaved and overly aggressive.holy shit, I've never actually stopped to think about this, but now that you mention it most of the dog owners I know tend to be the kind of toxic that way (i.e. aggressively competitive and self-assertive/gotta have my way all the time). The ones that aren't have smaller dogs.
My family moved to a place with heavy suburban energy when I was like 10, and loads of people there had a dog. Like, we had a dog, and then there were like 15 more dogs in our close neighborhood. There was a single guy who clearly had some issues he was trying to compensate for with his dog, his car, and a general display of extreme toxicity, but everywhere else, the dogs, both large and tiny, were gentle, lovely animals that would play well with other dogs and small children. These were beloved family pets, some used to bark a bit more than others, some used to be a bit more rowdy when playing than others, but overall, the dogs were all just wonderful. Same goes for the owners: Normal families, women and men with their own quirks, but (again with the exception of that one guy) nobody fit that "aggressively competitive" and "self-assertive" profile, tbh.holy shit, I've never actually stopped to think about this, but now that you mention it most of the dog owners I know tend to be the kind of toxic that way (i.e. aggressively competitive and self-assertive/gotta have my way all the time). The ones that aren't have smaller dogs.
Having had both, been around both my whole life... I will stick with cats. I was more of a dog person when younger but now dogs just annoy me lol with all the barking.
Plus, how can I not love my cats when they sleep like this...
😭 Someone else who loves small dogs too.
That's the real bullshit right there. If you like small dogs, you get shit from cat owners who don't like dogs regardless, and dog owners who think small dogs are useless or annoying. ;~;
Nice catch, I had my numbers mixed up.Might wanna point out that the 16 deaths are in the US. I'm gonna hazard a guess that there's more deaths happening, since you're bringing up worldwide dog numbers.
But you're right about dogs being largely non-lethal animals, of course.
Just in theory, would they allow like, fish, reptiles in a terrarium, etc? Always curious since those aren't really a risk to the apartment.
Absolutely. I grew up with two wonderful bouviers who were actually father and son. Naturally the father died first and this changed the other dog completely.
They are two of the most awesome cats I have owned... gorgeous and fun. Cats FTW!
Perfectly rendered CGI buttholes, do dogs have that, I don't think so!Dogs, obviously. If you answered cats, seek professional help.
Imagine choosing cats knowing that this exists:
You obviously haven't met my stepmom's cat.
oof. this post is absolutely a case against cats and cat people.