CATS (2019) social media impressions

[Lotus]

You do

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Oh no

 

[Aly]

How can anyone not want to watch this?

 

[jack_package_200]

 

[Fat4all]

"The Chokejerking sweet spot is when you press the neck hard enough to make the pufferfish eating a carrot noise."

- Woolie Madden

 

[piratepwnsninja]

My AMC A-List is putting in work this month!

 

[FTF]

I am *so* goddam curious. I admit it.

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You know what they say about curiosity.

 

[Zero315]

I'm ready for this movie to be a hot ass MESS.

 

[Reyes]

Oh no

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Its perfect, watch the movie on Thursday and once its done the new OP chapter will be out

 

[Fat4all]

You know what they say about curiosity.

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curiosity choked the cat

 

[M. Wallace]

Sounds like cat shit

 

[Kolx]

How can anyone not want to watch this?

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oh no...

 

[Cross-Section]

I've yet to see a twitter impression of this film that doesn't sound like a parody tweet

 

[rusty chrome]

Everyday we stray further from the light

 

[FTF]

I'm ready for this movie to be a hot ass MESS.

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Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the director who beat out Fincher, Aronofsky and Nolan for the most undeserving best director Oscar of all time.

 

[boontobias]

Tobe Hooper should've directed Cats. And Tom Hooper should've directed people to their seats

 

[Surfinn]

 

[Fat4all]

Tobe Hooper should've directed Cats. And Tom Hooper should've directed people to their seats

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lol

 

[Skyball Paint]

I've yet to see a twitter impression of this film that doesn't sound like a parody tweet

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"Is it good?"
"It's very horny"
"But is it good, though?"
"It's VERY horny"

 

[IHaveIce]

Scared AF now that my family and I will come out as furries after the film

 

[Fat4all]

Scared AF now that my family and I will come out as furries after the film

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at least the burden will be lifted

 

[Cross-Section]

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Fitting with the style of CATS, Kylo is 100% CG in this shot

 

[djplaeskool]

Anyone familiar with the source material should not be the least bit surprised.

 

[Deleted member 4494]

I don't understand. I thought Tom Hooper was an award-winning director; this must have been directed by his understudy doppelgänger Hom Tooper.

 

[kurahador]

I can't wait for the gif.

 

[TwoDelay]

were is that guy who makes fake movie impressions

 

[FormatCompatible]

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Oh my god. I guess this really will be a once-in-a-liifetime experience. I'm in now.

 

[Sean]

*This* is why I have Regal Unlimited. Because I now must see this, but do not want to think about spending money on it.

 

[capitalCORN]

That's what catnip does to ya huh. Welcome furries.

 

[Deleted member 16452]

Count me in.

 

[Kernel]

No God, only Cats.

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No Dogs or Kings Only Cats.

 

[Amibguous Cad]

Finally, a movie for us perverts!

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

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There it is.
Time for bed.

 

[Terrysaur]

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I can't tell if it's actual giggling or just some sort of optical illusion... and both possibilities bother me greatly.

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

There it is.
Time for bed.

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LOL!

 

[KDash]

We getting Swifty in here?

 

[Krvavi Abadas]

I can't believe the "film for for each and every fetish" tweet got deleted, because that was genuinely the funniest "horny on main"-fueled tweet i've ever seen in my entire life.

Cats is a film for each and every fetish (including choke play) and deserves to be our generation's midnight movie classic. Will be sexually formative for so many I feel

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[Yasuke]

I went from not wanting to see this to needing to see it this weekend. What the fuck even is this?

 

[hateradio]

I'll watch it only because I have A-List.

 

[hateradio]

I went from not wanting to see this to needing to see it this weekend. What the fuck even is this?

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Cats. It's Fucking CATS!

 

[Yasuke]

It's Fucking CATS!

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That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[Maolfunction]

I already have my ticket. Doing this right after Star Wars. Like, I might miss the first 5 minutes of CATS which is an absolute travesty because my theater only has two showings for CATS on Thursday. Unacceptable, I want to see this more than Star Wars.

 

[Nightwing123]

Well these strange impressions have certainly made me more interested in seeing the film.

 

[Ed.]

I can't tell if people liked the movie or not.

 

[MrConbon210]

I had absolutely no interest in seeing this movie (and in fact, never wanted to see another movie at my local theater after they added reserved seating. I know a lot of people like that but I hate it with a fiery passion), but after reading these reviews, I might need to see CATS.

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what do you hate about reserved seating?

 

[Aurica]

I don't do drugs, but I will do drugs and watch this.

 

[reKon]

I don't do drugs, but I will do drugs and watch this.

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hmmm

sounds like a bad idea for this one

 

[Deleted member 5359]

something dark has awakened in me

 

[NekoNeko]

I had absolutely no interest in seeing this movie (and in fact, never wanted to see another movie at my local theater after they added reserved seating. I know a lot of people like that but I hate it with a fiery passion), but after reading these reviews, I might need to see CATS.

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why? i'm the opposite, i would never ever go to a movie again if it didn't have reserved seating.

 

[Osahi]

I don't do drugs, but I will do drugs and watch this.

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This is drugs