One of my New Years resolutions is to learn how to swim. Yeah, I'm one of those people that's actually trying to stick to their new years resolutions. I got a list of things I wanna accomplish and learn this year and one of them is to learn how to swim.
I have one really bad experience with swimming and it happened when I was a kid. A long time ago, I got invited to a friend's house for a party and he had a huge swimming pool in his backyard. I didn't know how to swim but I jumped in anyway because I saw the fun everyone was having. What happened? I sank to the bottom of the pool and couldn't even get to the surface. I had no control of my body and I was failing my arms around like crazy. I was drowning! My friend's mom jumped in and had to pull me out. It was pretty embarrassing, and everybody was laughing. I remember coughing up water and my friend's mom totally freaking out. Ever since then, I never ever tried to swim. When I go to a water park or something, I always make sure if I'm gonna get on any rides… that it doesn't require swimming. Now that I'm 25, I realize how ridiculous it is to avoid a freaking water ride that has swimming.
I'm gonna learn how to swim. It can't be that hard, right? Swimming can give somebody a really great physique too, right? I've always noticed that the swimmers in the Olympics always have super toned bodies. Maybe swimming is the missing key ingredient to help your boy turn into a bonafide sex symbol.
Can you swim, Era? Got any good swimming stories?
Oh and I can already tell the jokes are gonna be coming so lemme say this now… I'm not afraid of a freaking shower or a bath tub!
I have one really bad experience with swimming and it happened when I was a kid. A long time ago, I got invited to a friend's house for a party and he had a huge swimming pool in his backyard. I didn't know how to swim but I jumped in anyway because I saw the fun everyone was having. What happened? I sank to the bottom of the pool and couldn't even get to the surface. I had no control of my body and I was failing my arms around like crazy. I was drowning! My friend's mom jumped in and had to pull me out. It was pretty embarrassing, and everybody was laughing. I remember coughing up water and my friend's mom totally freaking out. Ever since then, I never ever tried to swim. When I go to a water park or something, I always make sure if I'm gonna get on any rides… that it doesn't require swimming. Now that I'm 25, I realize how ridiculous it is to avoid a freaking water ride that has swimming.
I'm gonna learn how to swim. It can't be that hard, right? Swimming can give somebody a really great physique too, right? I've always noticed that the swimmers in the Olympics always have super toned bodies. Maybe swimming is the missing key ingredient to help your boy turn into a bonafide sex symbol.
Can you swim, Era? Got any good swimming stories?
Oh and I can already tell the jokes are gonna be coming so lemme say this now… I'm not afraid of a freaking shower or a bath tub!