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Can You Survive Your Birth Month Monster?
- Thread starter Rirse
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Everybody underestimating Valak. My goodness. You don't just K.O. an ancient demon.
Also I'm generally too old for my monster to really pay attention... so lucky me? LOL
Also I'm generally too old for my monster to really pay attention... so lucky me? LOL
Well, Chucky shouldn't be too hard to take of...
Also it's a good thing that you October folks aren't dealing with book Sadako... in that case, Earth would be fucked since her viral 'curse' isn't limited to a VHS tape and eventually turns into a super cancer that affects all organic life.
...God the Ring books are fucking weird.
Also it's a good thing that you October folks aren't dealing with book Sadako... in that case, Earth would be fucked since her viral 'curse' isn't limited to a VHS tape and eventually turns into a super cancer that affects all organic life.
...God the Ring books are fucking weird.
Apparently my birth month "monster" is literally just a milquetoast douchebag with a knife and an art appreciation degree.
Yeah I think I'm good.
Yeah I think I'm good.
Hellraiser is definitely gonna fuck me up.
why isn't mike myers on October?
As a January boy I'm ultra jealous of the February winners. We're ultra fucked with that monster.
Feel like Norman Bates doesn't belong here. If you know that he is who he is, he's just a normal guy on the weaker side. He gets you because your guard is totally down.
Jason is a large dude with superpowers, since Jason lives he's been an unstoppable demon iirc.
That's certainly the consensus, which doesn't make much sense when he's put in the MORGUE at the beginning of the fourth movie after spending the entire night on the ground with an axe buried deep in his head.
I guess if I say Valak, I'll be just fine.
But a freaky shark-mouthed nun would be absolutely terrifying.
But a freaky shark-mouthed nun would be absolutely terrifying.
Is that a given?
I've stayed up almost three full days with just physical activity and caffeine and I was having pretty severe hallucinations.
BUT I've also stayed up a full week on modafinil and I had no hallucinations and was fully awake the entire time.
I'm doomed. Pinhead will torture me for an eternity and he most likely won't turn me into a Cenobite :(
I got Norman Bates, which I think is one of the easier ones in that list IMO. The only reason he was able to kill anyone was because they were unaware he was a killer at all. Assuming this situation is just "this guy's coming to kill you" and you already know who it is, he would be fairly predictable. He also has nothing supernatural to him either.
What about Pinhead...?
He will drag me back to some hell dimension and BDSM me for eternity, till my body is shredded and in parts, and my only way of reviving is to hope blood drops on the cum residue that I left in my bedroom. And even then I have to suck on the lifeforces of humans to survive, and hope no one finds and opens the box again.
Let's stick together. He can't handle two logically thinking people.
Was gonna say, I don't own a VCR nor do I know anywhere that still has one. However, if we go to the third one, it's just a youtube video now and the whole world is fucked. (LOVED the implications of that ending. So few slasher films end with a theoretical apocalypse.)
At least you got a smart, effective serial killer.
I got the fucking stooge from Scream over here. I don't even remember the names of any of the Scream killers. They're just fucking schlubs.
With my health conditions, I wouldn't survive any of them. All they'd have to do is just wait for me to be in fatigue and I'm a goner.
I definitely would not survive Pinhead.
I definitely would not survive Pinhead.
Depends if it's movie IT or Novel IT. With the Novel version, you'd not have a chance. In the novel, IT is essentially an evil (and very lazy) version of Q from Star Trek, being omnipotent and not dependent on you being scared to kill you, and the kids are only special because they have help from outside forces beyond this universe and no amount of belief would have saved them if they weren't hearded by outside forces unknown to them.
Your only absolute chance of defeating IT (from the novel) tempoarily is to know the weaknesses of whatever you're afraid of and exploit those (UV light for a Vampire, Silver for a Werewolf etc) to surprise IT into running away. That's if of course, you fear somethings supernatural. xD
Or of course, if you have no tangible fear, otherwise It'll just have to take over the minds of some Trump supporters to physically murder you and make it look like a hate crime or something.
With the Film version, I prefer MattPat's interpretation of the end of Chapter 2. Which makes way more sense than the whole "bullying to death" interpretation.
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