Can we as a society agree that biscotti are basically inedible?

[Robin]

Also, let's replace all biscotti with Trader Joe's Dunkers. They're basically the same anyway but not poison.

 

[Fat4all]

they are made to go in coffee and espresso

otherwise they are closer to sweet rocks

 

[Froyo Love]

The fuck is this? Do you have grandma teeth? Strap on your dentures, MA'AM, because biscotti is delicious.

God will have forsaken this coutry when every dessert in reach is some spoon-fed slurry.

 

[DGenerator]

As pointless as judging donuts based on what you can buy at the store.

Anyone who makes them will tell you biscotti is mad slandered by poor bakers and corporations.

 

[super-famicom]

Biscotti is good.

 

[Eros]

Yes OP but the exact opposite of what you said

 

[HTupolev]

Depends on the biscotti.

Good biscotti can be amazing.

 

[Dodongo]

You're supposed to dip them in coffee.

 

[Dice]

Not worth it. There's better sweets and you can do a lot better at ~100 calories.

 

[Jubbe]

Biscotti is bad.

 

[ZiggyPalffyLA]

Watch the biscotti episode of British Bake Off. Those things looked fucking delicious.

And if 100 year-old Mary Berry's teeth could handle them, yours could too OP.

 

[NervousXtian]

This is a very wrong opinion

 

[Zen]

Once you dip them they become very soft and will actually crumble into the coffee if you aren't careful

 

[Futureman]

Agreed. If you are a stupid idiot you probably like biscottie.

 

[finalflame]

Excuse you? They're delicious, dunk them in coffee.

 

[Robin]

Y'all I know you dip em in coffee but why do that when I can dunk a far superior dunker into my afternoon coffee instead? Biscotti are a ploy by affluent people to poison us all.

 

[HTupolev]

You're supposed to dip them in coffee.

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It's definitely an option, but biscotti that's not good until it's dunked is bad biscotti.

 

[Stouffers]

I've only had Delta airlines biscotti

 

[smellyjelly]

they're also good dipped in milk :)

 

[Fat4all]

Y'all I know you dip em in coffee but why do that when I can dunk a far superior dunker into my afternoon coffee instead? Biscotti are a ploy by affluent people to poison us all.

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biscotti have the structural integrity of a steel beam and can keep its form after being dunked into a blasting hot espresso

they absorb a lot of the coffee flavors without giving you too much of its own sweetness or flavor

its suppose to complement the coffee

otherwise it just a brick with sugar on it

 

[Deleted member 16657]

Biscotti is crap tbh. In its optimal form its essentially soggy bread.

 

[FlowersisBritish]

I don't even dip them in anything. I eat them. Cause they're good. It's chocolate and bread people, what's not to like???

 

[nel e nel]

Y'all are some of the most uncultured fucks.

 

[Dali]

I will concede this to you if you agree that Dunkin donuts are garbage and on tge topic of donuts if you actually like the cake like ones then you should only be allowed to eat out of a trough for the rest of your life like an animal.

 

[Deleted member 8468]

You don't just munch them down dry like an animal.

 

[LL_Decitrig]

Oh those delicious crunchy biscuity things you sometimes get on the saucer in coffee shops? I just crunch a morsel and follow it with a mouthful of unsweetened black coffee. Taste explosion, happiness.

So that's called biscotti? Great, I like biscotti very much.

 

[H2Yo]

Also, let's replace all biscotti with Trader Joe's Dunkers. They're basically the same anyway but not poison.

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Not at all, they are fucking amazing.

 

[dabbert]

wow
I never thought a food thread on resetera could make me angry but then you go and post this... and then you bring trader joes .... things into it.... its like the proletariats first destroyed my beloved chopped cheese with their garbage on a submarine sandwich and now you destroy a national pastime with little cancerous slices of diabetic shock instead of plaque destroying slabs of goodness
wow

 

[Treasure Silvergun]

I need to know what exactly it is that you guys call biscotti.

Everything you call cookies and biscuits is "biscotti" in Italy, and let me tell you, we have some delicious varieties here.

 

[Dinjooh]

So you don't like cookies? What?

I need to know what exactly it is that you guys call biscotti.

Everything you call cookies and biscuits is "biscotti" in Italy, and let me tell you, we have some delicious varieties here.

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Yea, what this person said.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

You are gonna to confuse/enrage a lot of Italians OP.

 

[FaceHugger]

Hate them. Used to pretend I liked them for an ex, would have to get some whenever she was around for Starbucks. Bleh.

Italians? You know what Americans call "cookies"? Imagine that but elongated, super dry and hard, and not very sweet.

 

[oledome]

I want poncy, cultured biscotti with my espresso not low grade garbaggio

 

[Bumrush]

My wife makes homemade biscotti with a thin layer of dark chocolate on one side. Absolutely delicious in a nice cup of coffee

 

[Uzzy]

Wow. I've seen some awful opinions in EtcetEra before now, but this one takes the biscuit.

You can clearly never trust the Yanks on food.

 

[Shinyballboy]

.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Biscotti/Cantuccini are fantastic. They go with your coffee. And they are not some chocolate covered diabetes vector.

 

[shnurgleton]

Biscotti is bad.

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on the other hand, biscotti is good

 

[Anarion07]

Self-made cantuccini are the best.

 

[HStallion]

Biscoti is one of those foods that does not work very well on a mass production level. Its like biting into a hockey pock in most of the store bought brands. Homemade fresh Biscoti by someone who know's how to make them? They're great.

 

[Freakzilla]

Holy fuck the takes in here are insane.

 

[Wackamole]

You're American, right?
Makes sense.


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Let's replace everything with anti-quality stuff and nonsense.

 

[this guy are sick]

american culture lol

 

[Linus815]

No.

 

[jay]

Society has agreed - you are inedible.

 

[Deleted member 1003]

They are supposed to get dipped into a liquid. That's how it works. If you're eating them raw then you either like them raw or you're an insane person.

I'm sorry Mod, can't defend you. Especially when the product you posted is branded "DUNKERS!"

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Strap on your dentures, MA'AM, because biscotti is delicious.

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Loool

 

[riverfr0zen]

Yeah, I also hate scones

 

[weemadarthur]

More sugar doesn't improve bread products. Give me back bread-muffins, and return the cake-muffins to another timeline!

 

[Evan]

Had a teacher at my school make some from scratch, best I've ever had. Store bought are ok, but if you can find someone capable of making them go that route.