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Calling out all Cowards: Pineapple on Pizza is a legitimate topping!

I Don't Like

I Don't Like

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Dec 11, 2017
14,918
In the year 3019, this will still be a periodic thread on ResetERA/its successor. We simply can't stop talking about pineapple on fucking pizza.
 
WarAdept

WarAdept

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,298
Australia
You want to ruin traditional italian pizzas with a garbage fruit like pineapples?

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Yeah, no thanks buddy. I'll actually have a nice meal while you eat your rubbish pineapples, thanks.
 
AnansiThePersona

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
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Oct 27, 2017
15,682
Akira86 said:
It is fine but only on certain pizzas in controlled conditions, with lots of beer present.

and only then, no other times, good day sir, I said, good day.

bacon, chicken, bbq sauce and crushed pineapple.

bacon, ham, crushed pineapple, jalapeno

and that's it.
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Yes. Only in a controlled environment where Pineapple's power level is being suppressed by other, meaty, salty flavors. Without them, Pineapple will overwhelm us with its strength
 
Burly

Burly

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Oct 25, 2017
5,076
"Pineapple," or the words "pine" and "apple," can be traced back to mid 8th century Latin, where the words roughly meant "Satan's cum", as this was the phrase peasants used to describe the taste.
 
jon bones

jon bones

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Oct 25, 2017
26,024
NYC
my mom's favorite pizza was pineapple + jalapeño peppers and it was delicious

also if you're not from a real pizza city, your opinion doesn't even matter
 
MrMephistoX

MrMephistoX

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,754
It is and also delicious...you know what's a bad pizza topping? Mayonnaise and corn: WTF is Japan thinking?
 
Weiss

Weiss

User requested ban
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Oct 25, 2017
64,265
Generation that eats ass still doesn't get that the sweetness of the pineapple compliments the saltiness of the pizza.
 
Lukar

Lukar

Unshakable Resolve - Prophet of Truth
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Oct 27, 2017
23,410
Calling out all pineapple-on-pizza-eaters: no
 
Woolley

Woolley

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
2,420
If you have to spend this much time and energy to convince people that something is good it probably not.
 

Deleted member 1003

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Oct 25, 2017
10,638
The problem isn't pineapple (though it is disgusting), the problem is it's application. The normal pieces carry too much juice that can ruin the flavor. I think if it was sliced thinner I could stomach it more.
 
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