Cake Donuts are Straight Trash

[Deleted member 11976]

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That's a big HELL YEAH from me, boss. Old fashioned sour cream glazed is the best.

 

[EraldoCoil]

OP is right.

 

[captive]

why's everything gotta be "trash"?

like can we not have normal non over the top hyperbolic opinions anymore?

Cake Donuts are OK, they wouldn't be my go to for donuts, but if they're available i'll have one or two.

 

[SavoyPrime]

How offensive! Cake donuts are great!

 

[Aurica]

Does the 'old fashioned' donut count as this type?
If so it's the superior donut. That's just reality.

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It is the best doughnut.

 

[Ensorcell]

As opposed to yeast donuts which are like fried air?

 

[Pikachu]

They're the only ones I eat. Hate the pastry ones.

 

[Lockness Mobster]

Sounds like you've never had a good cake donut.

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I've never seen one person be so wrong so quickly

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I disagree. Cake donuts are great!

They taste even more better when they're warm.

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Maybe stop buying cake donuts from supermarkets.

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All of this.

 

[Servbot24]

No donuts are really that great tbh. Not worth it at all.

Cake donuts are better than the other kind for sure though

 

[Wyman Manderly]

Have you had the chocolate glazed they've been doing once a month?

Insanely good.

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Had no idea. I need one.

 

[cupcakeunicorn]

Old fashioned? Apple fritters? Chocolate cake? Cake doughnuts are great.

 

[Elliott]

if sour cream glazed qualify as a cake donut than i vehemently disagree.

 

[Sobriquet]

no u

 

[Loxley]

Apple Cider cake donuts are gift from God you heathen.

 

[nsilvias]

plain donuts are the real trash

 

[Sanjuro]

Plain donuts are really the best

 

[oreomunsta]

Insulting both the cake donut and the magic of breasts in one OP?

That's a paddlin'

 

[Gundam]

Donutz suck!!!
Paczki 4 lyfe

 

[Ryuhza]

Like a woman's boob these things are like bags of sand.

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I don't like cake donuts either, though. At least, I prefer the airy, yeasty variety. And I think it's an insult to cake with how dry cake donuts are.

 

[Doggg]

Thanks to Resetera I now know everything is trash.

 

[Pirate Bae]

OP you are wrong here's your ban

Love,
They are my favorite donuts

 

[Man-is-Obsolete]

Plain cake donut is the standard by which I measure donut shops. Lots of places can pile sugar and toppings onto an ok donut, but a plain cake their is no hiding.

 

[Sanjuro]

Plain cake donut is the standard by which I measure donut shops. Lots of places can pile sugar and toppings onto an ok donut, but a plain cake their is no hiding.

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You're the real hero.

 

[Hippopuncher12]

So you're wrong about donuts and talk shit about boobs all in the same thread? God damn.

 

[Deleted member 22750]

Yep.

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yup

these kick ass

 

[CannonFodder52]

Yep.

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The best

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Plain cake donut is the standard by which I measure donut shops. Lots of places can pile sugar and toppings onto an ok donut, but a plain cake their is no hiding.

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Honestly, for me, it's how they get their glazed donuts right. There are so many medicore glazed donuts but damn, when you find the real good ones, they stick with you. Yum Yum Donuts in PA is way way up there. Surprisingly, Wegmans glazed donuts are amazing.

 

[Gentlemen]

Like a woman's boob these things are like bags of sand.

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uh

 

[THErest]

Like a woman's boob these things are like bags of sand.

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[ryseing]

Had no idea. I need one.

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https://krispykreme.com/promos/chocolateglaze

 

[Deleted member 16365]

and I think it's an insult to cake with how dry cake donuts are.

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Cake is wonderful. Cake Sparks joy. Cake Donuts are a Sandy desert war crime that are an offense to the mouth.

 

[Steven]

OP is correct. Cake donuts are dense balls of trash that should be shot into the sun.

Yeast donuts are the only donuts.

 

[Man-is-Obsolete]

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Cake is wonderful. Cake Sparks joy. Cake Donuts are a Sandy desert war crime that are an offense to the mouth.

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There's a lot of trash cake donuts I'll give you that, but when you find a place the has crispy outside and soft moist inside it is the best donut.

 

[Doober]

Yep.

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They really are the best.

 

[B'z-chan]

In these divided times do we honestly need to take a side in the doughnut vs cake argument? Both go great with coffee!

 

[poptire]

Gimme them Walmart Krispy Kremes

 

[Deleted member 16365]

OP is correct. Cake donuts are dense balls of trash that should be shot into the sun.

Yeast donuts are the only donuts.

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[Sibylus]

Have the oddballs who say things like this even palpated a boob in their life?

 

[excelsiorlef]

Y'all you need to keep abreast with movie references.

 

[Deleted member 16365]

Y'all you need to keep abreast with movie references.

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They might find that film titillating

 

[Deleted member 835]

Y'all you need to keep abreast with movie references.

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Film watched only by olds smh

 

[excelsiorlef]

Film watched only by olds smh

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2005 is not old

 

[excelsiorlef]

They might find that film titillating

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They probably can't bare to stand it

 

[Nooblet]

EDIT: Got jebaited with 40 Year old virgin movie reference

 

[Sibylus]

Y'all you need to keep abreast with movie references.

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Not going to make any bones about it, its promo trailers at the time made it look dumb as fuck. Haven't regretted avoiding it a day.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Not going to make any bones about it, its promo trailers at the time made it look dumb as fuck. Haven't regretted avoiding it a day.

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I bet you screamed Kelly Clarkson in horror when you first watch the trailer

 

[effingvic]

Hell no. Theyre amazing

 

[Sibylus]

I bet you screamed Kelly Clarkson in horror when you first watch the trailer

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Had that Sandler and Ferrell stink all over it. Uninvite. Unfriend.

 

[808s & Villainy]

Had that Sandler and Ferrell stink all over it. Uninvite. Unfriend.

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Neither of them are even in the movie, nor is it like either of their movies...have you not seen a Judd Apatow movie before?

 

[excelsiorlef]

Had that Sandler and Ferrell stink all over it. Uninvite. Unfriend.

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Ferrel was king in 05 though.... Anchorman was one year earlier

Neither of them are even in the movie, nor is it like either of their movies...have you not seen a Judd Apatow movie before?

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This is also true