• Ever wanted an RSS feed of all your favorite gaming news sites? Go check out our new Gaming Headlines feed! Read more about it here.

Brush teeth before or after breakfast?

  • Before

    Votes: 434 31.7%
  • After

    Votes: 837 61.1%
  • Before AND After

    Votes: 65 4.7%
  • Neither

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Total voters
    1,371

Barrel_Roll

Self-requested ban
Banned
Oct 30, 2017
963
Lately it's been before, since I find it easier to drop by Dunkin Donuts for something quick to eat at my desk at work to tide me over until lunch. But for most of my life I've brushed my teeth and showered after eating breakfast at home.
 

Naphu

Member
Apr 6, 2018
729
For a short period of time I thought like the OP and waited until after breakfast to brush.

What changed my mind is realizing a lot of what you eat will soften your enamel and if you brush right after you do more harm than good. (A lot of people drink orange juice in the morning for example.) So why don't I just wait after breakfast then brush? If I wait after breakfast, I'm essentially piling fuel on top of the bacteria and plaque that built up over the night and letting them feed for an extra half an hour. No thanks.

So instead now I brush away the plaque and bacteria in the morning with fluoride toothpaste, eat breakfast, then, if I can, I'll give it a light brush some time after every meal without toothpaste or just a little; at least half an hour afterwards. My teeth also stain easy so it also helps with that. Coffee especially.
 
Last edited:
Oct 25, 2017
12,581
Arizona
First thing after getting out of bed. I ain't eating anything through that putridness. Hell, if I wake up in the middle of the night I brush my teeth. Morning breath is awful.
 

Galkinator

Chicken Chaser
Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,944
Before. Can't stand morning breath for more than a second.

Also you're not supposed to brush directly after a meal, ain't healthy for the teeth.
 

XaviConcept

Art Director for Videogames
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
4,896
You're supposed to brush after you wake up. The bacteria in your mouth that grows overnight is probably worse than whatever you had for breakfast.

Bingo.

This shit aint about "but muh breakfast tastebuds" its about cleaning all the acid thats built up overnight and its killing your teeth
 

abrack

Unshakable Resolve
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
2,785
DFW
67% of voters just straight up wrong. The primary purpose of brushing is not getting corn flakes out of your teeth asap.
 

Zarshack

Member
May 15, 2018
541
Australia
After... What's wrong with you people doing it before you eat...

Edit: Did some reading, see the argument for why you should brush before eating. I'll rescind my previous statement. Eating food with freshly brushed teeth is still an unpleasant experience in my opinion. I don't actually eat breakfast so it doesn't really matter to me either way.
 
Last edited:
Oct 27, 2017
1,146
Finland
Before.

It's always sad with these threads how much there is ignorance, and how the OP often is part of that ignorance. Like, if you are aware of the reasons why it's good to brush before and still choose to brush after, then fine, but a lot of people don't seem to be aware of it at all.

The most embarrassing post I've seen in one of these threads was someone comparing brushing your teeth before eating to using toilet paper to wipe your ass before shitting. Fortunately it's not that bad in this thread.

After, don't see much of a point in brushing my teeth if I'm just going to down some breakfast five minutes later.
After... What's wrong with you people doing it before you eat...
It doesn't make sense if you don't understand the point. The point isn't to get the food out of your mouth, but this:
When you brush before you get rid of the bacteria and plaque that formed while you were sleeping, and you fortify your teeth with flouride and whatever additives that are in your toothpaste.

When you brush after, your teeth are weakened from eating and drinking, so brushing will damage and even scrape away the outer layer of your teeth.
 

Boogs31

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,099
Ohio
These poll numbers are alarming.

There are countless reasons brushing right when you wake up is the only correct answer:

1) Less likely to forget/get distracted
2) Getting rid of the acid buildup from overnight
3) Getting rid of morning breath
4) Avoiding damaging your teeth by brushing immediately after you eat

Also, to anyone concerned about ruining the taste of things, can you not wait 20 minutes after you wake up before you need to eat? Hell by the time you've showered that issue is completely irrelevant.
 

Navidson REC

Member
Oct 31, 2017
3,422
These poll numbers are alarming.

There are countless reasons brushing right when you wake up is the only correct answer:

1) Less likely to forget/get distracted
2) Getting rid of the acid buildup from overnight
3) Getting rid of morning breath
4) Avoiding damaging your teeth by brushing immediately after you eat

Also, to anyone concerned about ruining the taste of things, can you not wait 20 minutes after you wake up before you need to eat? Hell by the time you've showered that issue is completely irrelevant.
All of this. Also, I feel so vindicated by this thread as no one in my circle of friends believed me this was the way to go! (Granted, while my dentist did recommend it, they didn't do a good job explaining it lol)
 

KimiNewt

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
1,749
I usually do after, but I'm assuming that I have some time to wait after eating since brushing immediately after isnt good apparently.

If I know I have to rush out after eating ill brush before.

You people who brush both before and after oughta be running things.
 

Darkmaigle

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
I do both, have to brush my teeth first thing in the morning. Walk the dog, drink a glass of water then coffee plus breakfast. As soon as I've had a couple cups of coffee I go brush my teeth again. This has been my routine for like 10 plus years lol
 
Feb 15, 2019
2,534
As people have stated and backed with arguments, before is the only correct answer with regards to dental health.

The real question is, shower before brushing teeth or after.

Brushing after shower means you have to wait longer before being able to eat as doing it before showering can knock an easy 15-30 minutes off that 1 hour timer.
However there's always a chance you'll get some water in your mouth from showering so if you do it before showering you might actually get rid of some of the fluoride by accidentally rinsing your mouth in the shower.

Truly a dilemma.
 

DemyxC

Member
Dec 3, 2020
701
I did it after but I guess I'll change to before after reading this thread. I will say this people are giving dentist too much credit. A reasonable amount of them don't say shit. I always ate food immediately after waking up as a kid and then brushed so I just thought that's was the right way. Feels bad man.
 

henhowc

Member
Oct 26, 2017
33,454
Los Angeles, CA
396 dentists on era? 🤔

I'm skeptical it makes much of a difference either way for those who brush well and visit a dentist regularly.
 
Last edited:

Bobbetybob

Member
Nov 11, 2017
884
Before just because of timing. If I was waking up earlier and had like an hour to spare before leaving the house I would eat cereal or porridge or something and then do it after. But as it is now I wake up, brush teeth, grab my breakfast biscuits to eat on the drive and head out.
 

Rei Toei

Member
Nov 8, 2017
1,518
I used to brush after breakfast. Seemed logical.

Then I switched because my GF brushed before breakfast and I kinda couldn't be bothered going upstairs for brushing again.

Then I stopped doing breakfast. It's great.
 
Jan 10, 2018
6,927
I like to eat fish for breakfast. You guys figure it out.

And no, dentists are not universally agreed on how you should do this. Otherwise it wouldn't result in this kind of argument.
 

Prine

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,724
Before. A NHS doctor I follow backed this up as the superior way to handle mouth hygiene.

Yikes @ poll results. Doesn't help the dirty gamer stereotype thrown around.
 

BobbeMalle

Banned
Dec 5, 2017
2,019
After. You don't want your breakfast to taste like shit and have residues on you teeth all day long.
 

Dragonyeuw

Member
Nov 4, 2017
4,372
I moved to the UK in 2019 ( returned home 2 months ago due to covid and other reasons) and my then dentist told me to brush then wait 30 mins and to flush out with salt and warm water rather than mouthwash. Cant say I've ever had that advice from prior dentists/hygienists.
 

RisingStar

Banned
Oct 8, 2019
4,849
I always felt like white people brush their teeth after eating breakfast. Would love to see the results of how often people shower on this forum now as well.

The correct order is to brush at night. Brush after waking up to get rid of the bacteria build up overnight, wait a while, then eat. Use mouthwash afterwards if needed. Are y'all telling me if you don't eat in the morning, you won't brush your teeth either?
 

Capra

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,592
Alright so now I get that brushing after waking up cleans out the shit that accumulates in your mouth overnight. Got it.

How the fuck is that intuitive at all? Like before-brushers in here are coming in like we're the fucking scum of the earth for not figuring this out but dude, I brush and floss at night right before bed. Maybe I just have a different diet or something that affects bacterial activity (or maybe I'm just a gross animal so it doesn't occur to me), but I generally don't feel like my mouth is a den of stink and decay in the morning and I assume that's because I take care of shit the night before. How does it make sense that brushing before is what's important and that brushing after to minimize the amount of time my mouth has food particles in it throughout the day is a bad idea?

And what? If I eat before brushing I'm swallowing all the overnight funk or something? You're telling me I'm not automatically swallowing while I sleep at night?
 
Last edited:

BadAss2961

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,069
After... What's wrong with you people doing it before you eat...

Edit: Did some reading, see the argument for why you should brush before eating. I'll rescind my previous statement. Eating food with freshly brushed teeth is still an unpleasant experience in my opinion. I don't actually eat breakfast so it doesn't really matter to me either way.
Rinse your mouth properly after brushing and you'll taste your food just fine. Better than eating straight out of bed.
 

hiro_x

Member
Nov 2, 2017
473
I answered after, but I also do before and after if I'm not going to right away after waking up.
 

GSG

Member
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,051
I don't have breakfast, so before by default, but even if I did it would still be before(and after if I need to refreshen my mouth). The last thing I want is breakfast with janky morning breath. I scrape my tongue so I'm not left with the toothpaste taste afterwards anyways.
 

Calliope

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,124
Detroit, MI
Before. I mean, come on. Why would you eat anything with morning mouth flavor all up in there? Clean your mouth, then enjoy a healthy breakfast a few minutes later.
 

The Albatross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
38,958
Interesting. I brush my teeth as one of the first things I do every day. It's my morning routine of getting up, brushing my teeth, pee or poop, take a shower (and in the age of covid, replace taking a shower with washing up/splashing my face/combing my hair). Then I get dressed and proceed onto my day..... and whatever follows follows, breakfast, coffee, lunch, etc.

I'm surprised people get up, do other things like making breakfast or w/e, and then go back to brushing their teeth after those other things.

This is one of those topics though, like wiping your butt, that is deeply personal and so people get into their own ways and then are SHOCKED when other people do it differently and it seems bizarre and scary, and over time you work up justifications for why you do things the "Right way" and not "The wrong way." Brushing your teeth is one of those things, like pooping and wiping your butt, that you do alone and will be heavily influenced by something you learned as a kid.