This, forcing his son to grow up so he can be in the Legion (instead of, I don't know, time travel so he can be young and have older him in Legion), the fucking Ric instead of Dick Grayson, Wally West's journey...Bendis is doing what he does.
That last quote should be "it's 1,000 stories that have already been told, just not with Superman, which is why we're doing this."
Wow, and thinking they had the perfect setup for new stories with Jon being a kid.That last quote should be "it's 1,000 stories that have already been told, just not with Superman, which is why we're doing this."
I don't get it. New 52 Lois exposed him and they undid it. Now they're undoing the undoingThis, forcing his son to grow up so he can be in the Legion (instead of, I don't know, time travel so he can be young and have older him in Legion), the fucking Ric instead of Dick Grayson, Wally West's journey...
DC baby what's going on
I'm waiting for Doomsday Clock to be retconned in 3 yearsI don't get it. New 52 Lois exposed him and they undid it. Now they're undoing the undoing
don't mind me, I'm just waiting for Doomsday Clock to conclude
That's not that hard. You first axe off anybody who is not the correct race, height, and roughly the same age. You then see if anybody was out of the country/city at the same time Batman was doing something in public. You could probably whittle it down to less than 20 people without much effort.You only think Bruce being Batman is obvious because you know he is because the story tells you this as a reader. Imagine if there was actually a vigilante Batman out there. Do you just cross off every person within the billion dollar range that lives in a very big metro? let's take New York City as an example. There are 112 billionaires in New York City alone. You then have to widdle that down to one. How? Follow them?
I think y'all thinking it'd be easy are giving yourself too much credit.
This, forcing his son to grow up so he can be in the Legion (instead of, I don't know, time travel so he can be young and have older him in Legion), the fucking Ric instead of Dick Grayson, Wally West's journey...
DC baby what's going on
And thus Bruce Waynee is eliminated from your list.You then see if anybody was out of the country/city at the same time Batman was doing something in public.
"One of the most dangerous birds"Can't forget Tim Drake's new code name literally being "Drake"
If only more people actually drew Clark Kent like Frank Quitely did.
I mean if the guy is dragging out body doubles every time he's on a trip then yea. I think Wayne is fine as a secret identity especially as he does go out of his way to distract people. Kent is the problematic one.
I mean if the guy is dragging out body doubles every time he's on a trip then yea. I think Wayne is fine as a secret identity especially as he does go out of his way to distract people. Kent is the problematic one.
Okay, lets say you do this.
What benefit does it have? Can't go to Perry White at The Daily Planet with it. Even if he doesn't know who Superman is (an impossibility given he's Godfather to Clark's kid), he'd never publish that story. And no other paper in Metro would, because it's Superman, and there's no proof beyond a "needle" some random person stabbed another person with (which is assault, even if it breaks.)
Can't go to the cops either, they work with Superman and don't care who he is. They'd also arrest you for assault.
You could go to Lex, but even if you go through his doors he'd consider you a whack job.
Could try TV, but you'd likely peter out at a Cat Grant talk show. Even then she seems more fascinated with Supergirl nowadays, so chances are she'd just ignore it.
This is, of course, assuming that Pete Ross (former Vice President), the Justice League, Supergirl etc don't get to you first for attacking Clark in public. Shit, Lois catches wind of that you'd be in a hospital in a second. Think Batman is scary, try dealing with a military brat turned journalist.
It's the definition of a lose-lose situation.
Especially as if he is Superman, he'd hear and sense you coming from your heartbeat alone. Best case scenario is you inject an innocent man and get arrested.
I haven't devoted a full day to an evil "unmask Superman" plan yet, but i will come back at you when i have :).Okay, lets say you do this.
What benefit does it have? Can't go to Perry White at The Daily Planet with it. Even if he doesn't know who Superman is (an impossibility given he's Godfather to Clark's kid), he'd never publish that story. And no other paper in Metro would, because it's Superman, and there's no proof beyond a "needle" some random person stabbed another person with (which is assault, even if it breaks.)
Can't go to the cops either, they work with Superman and don't care who he is. They'd also arrest you for assault.
You could go to Lex, but even if you go through his doors he'd consider you a whack job.
Could try TV, but you'd likely peter out at a Cat Grant talk show. Even then she seems more fascinated with Supergirl nowadays, so chances are she'd just ignore it.
This is, of course, assuming that Pete Ross (former Vice President), the Justice League, Supergirl etc don't get to you first for attacking Clark in public. Shit, Lois catches wind of that you'd be in a hospital in a second. Think Batman is scary, try dealing with a military brat turned journalist.
It's the definition of a lose-lose situation.
Especially as if he is Superman, he'd hear and sense you coming from your heartbeat alone. Best case scenario is you inject an innocent man and get arrested.
Wealthy enough to be batman
Owns a company that researches fringe tech
Has a tragic history
Missing whenever batman is
Same build
Batman trained himself to constantly vibrate his face so that even if you take a photo of him it doesn't look like Bruce Wayne.
Using a super villain who builds a super suit to combat an alien hero isn't proving your point here.
The Ubi people are leaking stuff in order to distract us from the fact Yves Guillemot is Batroc the Leaper.how does wayne enterprise keep from leaking the owner's secret identity and yet ubisoft employees can't even get in a plane without telling us about the next five assassin's creed games
Using a super villain who builds a super suit to combat an alien hero isn't proving your point here.
If lex luthor was walking around in a batsuit in metropolis every week the same argument would still work. It would obviously be lex.
Maxwell Lord then
Or Oliver Queen
Or Ted Kord
Hell, Michael Holt could be batman. Do anyone was awake long enough to prove batman is white? =P
What I am saying is that the DC universe has LOTS of rich people who can kick your ass and fit those descriptions
Now we even have Adrian Veidt =P
Doesn't he do that thing where he uses super speed to change clothes?
You could say Prince Adam is a really stupid disguise (especially when you factor in the green tiger) but then everyone has the exact same physique. Him having the same face AND the same sword is really dumb, though.
This is a very famous story about one of the biggest Celebrities of her era and arguably american Pop culture, Marilyn Monroe. She could walk the streets unrecognized , until she put on her Star Persona.Marilyn had never been in a subway. Wrapped in the camel's hair coat, her famous hair subdued, she walked to the Grand Central stop of the IRT and down to the platform. Nobody recognized her. Eddie's camera kept clicking while she stood straphanging on the uptown local. No heads turned.
Back up on the street, Marilyn looked around with a teasing smile. "Do you want to see her ?" she asked, then took off the coat, fluffed up her hair, and arched her back in a pose. In an instant she was engulfed, and it took several shoving, scary minutes to rewrap her and push clear of the growing crowd.
Think of every billionaire today. Do you think any of them would actually risk their lives over street crime for one shitty city? That's why no one think it's Bruce.
Think of every billionaire today. Do you think any of them would actually risk their lives over street crime for one shitty city? That's why no one think it's Bruce.
Prince Adam is a dumb secret identity for a totally different reason - it doesn't do any good, and may actually be harmful.
His friends and family aren't protected by his secret - every single one of them is already a top tier target for Skeletor. He shows up in his living room at least once a week already.
But now instead of knowing that He-Man, the biggest badass in Eternia, is their prince the people of Eternia think the next in line for the throne is a whiny coward. That if King Randor dies, their civilization has mere hours before being completely wiped out by Skeletor.
Revealing his identity would lead to zero increases in aggression against his loved ones and would bring a massive morale boost to his subjects.
The Prince Adam identity is a stupid idea that makes no sense in universe, and only exists because kids like having secrets.
Oliver Queen probably legit has the worst secret identity considering his very distinctive facial hair.
I could totally see Musk or Cuban masquerading as a super hero with the right tech
At the very least ,though, you'd suspect one of them was funding Batman (unless you think Batman is on the take or something).
Doesn't he do that thing where he uses super speed to change clothes?
Yep. If anyone can beat Superman / Clark Kent, it's He-Man. I'm always reminded of this:
Superman DID do that. He had Supergirl (the one who could morph into different people) morph into Clark Kent and stand right next to him.also i remember a batman tas episode where a villian revealed he was bruce wayne after he was caught and batman just had a dude disguised to look exactly like bruce wayne come out and stand next to him
superman could never pull that off
This. Dude just wears glasses and that's it.yeah but clark kent just wears glasses and his other persona is on the front page of the newspaper he works at constantly. that one's way more dumb.
Someone has probably said it in this thread, but I'll say it anyways:
Everybody with two functioning neurons can work out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. It's conclusively proving that they are one and the same what is nigh impossible for 99.9% of the population.
In his mouth. I'm stumped as to how to properly search for the comic panel, but there's a Silver Age issue where Clark Kent is "injured" and in the hospital and he has compressed his costume with his super-strength into tiny lozenge-size and stores it in his mouth.
The manga implies that there's no actual transformation when Atem takes over, Yugi just acts more confident. There are a few panels where you see that Yami Yugi isn't actually any taller than regular Yugi.