Britney Spears claims to have run 100m dash in 5.97 seconds (Usain Bolt's record is 9.58sec)

[oreomunsta]

She put in the work, bitch

 

[haxan]

She made Toxic. You think she can't pull this off?

 

[Richiek]

Apparently, Britney is also a socialist.

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[Edge]

 

[CloudWolf]

Turns out that this time she didn't fall when she tried to fly.

 

[Deleted member 925]

I believe it... after all, it's Britney bitch.

She put out the pop album Bible of the century, so...

 

[Strings]

Something about this is the funniest thing to me.

 

[Geeko]

Oops... I broke the record again

 

[Apathy]

How can someone be this stupid. I know celebrities aren't the smartest people around in general, but my god, this is some next level stupidity

 

[Hollywood Duo]

I believe her

 

[davepoobond]

100 meter... this is America not some dipshit metric using country!

 

[Walter White Walker]

She's not the Flash we want, but she is the Flash we need.

 

[onpoint]

I found this incredibly funny and I don't know why

 

[behOemoth]

Comrade Britney is training for la Revolution! Hasta la victoria siempre

 

[GiantEnemyGoomba]

Damn, Usain Bolt exposed for being afraid to push it at the beginning of his 100m dashes.

 

[HockeyBird]

Why you all doubting Britney's powers?

 

[Small Red Boy]

she is striking a new record, we'll have to redistribute the medals.

 

[Mr Spasiba]

I believe her, what can't she do?

 

[shaneo632]

isn't this just the "try and blink at 6.00" thing?

 

[IHaveIce]

She confused meters, most of y'all Americans do this.

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

This is actually the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and Britney just PB'd at 5.97 degrees

 

[divination]

Her power

 

[OneThirtyEight]

So we'll see her in the Summer Olympics next summer then?

 

[mael]

Isn't the theoretical limit something like 8.5?

 

[Guzim]

So we'll see her in the Summer Olympics next summer then?

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Britney Spears will unite America during the 2021 games.

 

[uzipukki]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's claiming she ran 16,75 meters per second. Which translates to 60km/h. That's impressive!

Hail to the kween.

 

[SeeingeyeDug]

Maybe she did 100 feet and confused it for 100 meters.

 

[SJRB]

You know the reactions to this are going to be toxic.

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[chadskin]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's claiming she ran 16,75 meters per second. Which translates to 60km/h. That's impressive!

Hail to the kween.

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Little Britney turned into a real cougar.

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[Deleted member 45414]

Someone photoshop the flash's costume unto Britney, she's found the SpeedForce

 

[Walter White Walker]

She confused meters, most of y'all Americans do this.

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No, we don't. It's been taught in schools for decades. How did you come up with this ignorant opinion?

 

[uzipukki]

Little Britney turned into a real cougar.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Forkball]

Mariah can't touch this.

 

[Euler007]

Olympic split times for 30m is around 4.2s at women's competition, so it's not impossible she did her time (in ft, not m) if she's been training seriously for a few years. Much harder at her age than a teenager though. If she's been at it for 2 weeks, doubtful.

 

[Lord Azrael]

That's bullshit

But I believe it

 

[Jegriva]

Even if they were 100 feet... why on earth would you run for 30m...?

 

[davepoobond]

Even if they were 100 feet... why on earth would you run for 30m...?

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Never did "splits" in high school?

 

[donkey]

 

[Trup1aya]

Lmao. Maybe she meant 40yd?

 

[Strangelove_77]

I just realized I dislike puns. All of them.
Well, you learn something new every day.

 

[Cream Stout]

She confused meters, most of y'all Americans do this.

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i don't think we do
pls be respectful

 

[hydrophilic attack]

queen

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Toxic

 

[Dali]

Pretty sure she's saying she did a sub 6 minute mile and added a stupid non sequitur at the end.

Her post is actually pretty inspiring to someone that has gone from 9 to 8 to 7 to 6.

 

[Svengali]

How can someone be this stupid. I know celebrities aren't the smartest people around in general, but my god, this is some next level stupidity

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Insult literally anyone else but Britney Spears who has never done anything wrong in her life and is an angel walking this planet

 

[Quikies83]

I believe her

 

[Bus-TEE]

If Taylor Swift made this claim I'd have had no doubts such a thing was possible.

But Spears?

Nah, son.

 

[SixtyFourBlades]

Are we sure she didn't mean 100 feet?

 

[Deleted member 32822]

I believe her.

 

[RiOrius]

Pretty sure she's saying she did a sub 6 minute mile and added a stupid non sequitur at the end.

Her post is actually pretty inspiring to someone that has gone from 9 to 8 to 7 to 6.

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Nah, that's clearly a decimal point, not a colon. If it were minutes it would be 5:97 instead of 5.97

Metric/freedom units confusion seems like the most likely explanation IMO. If rocket scientists can make that mistake then so can pop stars.