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Brehs, my neighbor is getting the dick right above me
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You know the thing about these pre-war buildings, you can REALLY hear the people having sex while you're secretly living in their attic.
Reminds me of one time I was walking down main street and heard moaning. I looked up and there was these two guys going at it with their blinds up and window open. Like damn doing it like that when its a busy street with a lot of foot traffic below the window at least close the blinds.
I don't miss living in a duplex. Our neighbors were a younger couple. Every night was a coin toss. Either you heard her absolutely screaming her lungs out at him. Or her moaning like a porn star.
Never heard him either way.
Never heard him either way.
[when you find high-quality footplay smut but you're not into footplay]
Spoiler alert: That's because he was a ghost, and Haley Joel Osment lived upstairs.
That's pretty good.
I'm glad that my downstairs neighbor doesn't live there very often.
nice
I used to live in an apartment where the lady up above me would get the good D about twice a week. You get used to it, lol.
I used to live in an apartment where the lady up above me would get the good D about twice a week. You get used to it, lol.
At least your college roommate didn't masturbate in the bunk below you while talking to his girlfriend at 3am.
Are you sure you didn't forget to plug in your headphones ?
We need diagrams with green lines to be sure.
We need diagrams with green lines to be sure.
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I used to live in the U-District near the frat houses, and it was pretty common for people to be having loud sex with their windows open in the summer. (Most of the apartment blocks in the neighborhood didn't have central air.)
Good times.
Good times.
You're a better sport than me OP. My upstairs neighbors fucking piss my wife and I off lol. Sex, parties, loud music, all annoying as fuck.
They just playing UMVC3, and there's a Chris main. "TAKE IT. SUCK IT."
They just playing UMVC3, and there's a Chris main. "TAKE IT. SUCK IT."
OP
OP
Wild, and nah in all seriousness, out of all the years I've lived here, never once had that occur. So when it did now it felt like I was intruding.
My building has a gap between it and the next one over that's perfectly distanced away for sound to bounce off of it pretty well.
A few summers ago, before I got an AC, I had the window open to try to cool it down and I heard with perfect clarity, my upstairs neighbor's finishing gasp/moan. I couldn't look at him in the eye for a bit without laughing.
A few summers ago, before I got an AC, I had the window open to try to cool it down and I heard with perfect clarity, my upstairs neighbor's finishing gasp/moan. I couldn't look at him in the eye for a bit without laughing.
Meh. I've woken up to a couple having sex 6 feet away from my bed, completely naked, doggy style, and gone right back to bed
Op bust out your fleshlight and go to town. Try to sync your voice with theirs and make sure to speak dirty loudly too.
Because people generally fuck closer to the floor than the ceiling