BioWare introduces a new merch line, body pillows, starting with Garrus and Tali'Zorah

[texhnolyze]

No, it's not April fools.

Pillows

Shop gaming merchandise at the official BioWare Gear Store. Browse Mass Effect, Anthem, & Dragon Age collections with exclusive apparel & accessories.

gear.bioware.com

 

[Magneto]

Lmao this is so corny

(Time to ordre the Tali'Zorah one)

 

[Zukkoyaki]

Always nice to see companies that understand their audience

 

[Grisby]

Wrex?

 

[ciddative]

No Wrex no interest

 

[Transistor]

I'm so tempted to get the Tali one for my wife as a gag gift lol

 

[Quinton]

Now, Tali's sweat can taste just like yours.

 

[Milennia]

Ah shit, they're gonna get me with this shit, it's the right kind of dumb

 

[Haze]

I totally didn't buy both of them

 

[Strings]

Feels on-brand honestly. The sex scene stuff in Bioware games is just higher budget otaku shit.

 

[KrAzY]

Shame they don't ship here :(

 

[kami_sama]

Now, Tali's sweat can taste just like yours.

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Don't make me remember that thread lol

 

[Damn Silly]

they know their audience

 

[Youabra]

Checking the reviews, this actually came out on April's fools.

 

[Chromie]

Don't make me remember that thread lol

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Too late.

 

[Quinton]

Don't make me remember that thread lol

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It was so bad. I just remember staring at it in a fashion I've not stared at any internet thread since.

 

[Deleted member 11976]

Wrex?

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Shephard.

 

[mindsale]

Liara or bust.

 

[ClearMetal]

Garrus with both the reach and the flexibility!

 

[Dr. Ludwig]

Bioware definitely knows their audience lol

 

[Crono]

Wrex?

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He's too good for this.

 

[Uzzy]

Too late.

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Truly the 8th Wonder of the World.

 

[Kinthey]

I guess they full embraced it now.

Time to make the AAA Mass Effect Dating sim that everyone wants

 

[Skel]

Too late.

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Oh my. The old BioWare forums were WILD.

 

[MrMiyamoto]

This is the big news today. WAY more exciting than the OLED Switch.

 

[My Blue Heaven]

Bioware definitely knows their audience lol

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the former livejournal squee-type fandom people who act the same as otakus but eschew japanese games for some reason, yep. that's them

 

[djplaeskool]

DON'T INGEST.

 

[Voytek]

Does it have a premade hole or you gotta do that yourself?

 

[Lord Hersiker]

Now hugging Tali is possible. Thank you, BioWare.

 

[Deleted member 56065]

Shephard.

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Wrex.

 

[Deleted member 51248]

Checking the reviews, this actually came out on April's fools.

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The Garrus ones been out since then, the Tali one is new.

 

[Akronis]

Time to buy both

 

[Yappa]

Not for me, but sure, why not.

 

[Outrun]

I'm so tempted to get the Tali one for my wife as a gag gift lol

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It's all fun and games, until the wifey runs away with Tali! :P

 

[Deleted member 25606]

Saw that and I don't get it, but good for those who do (I'd buy one of Jack dammit)

 

[WascallyWabbit]

I guess props for them not going with the obvious picks of Miranda and Liara first

 

[Teeth]

Liara or bust.

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....phrasing....

 

[MerluzaSamus]

Too late.

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Peak Talimancing if you ask me.

 

[kyle mechlachlan]

weird because the garrus one isn't new. i bought that one a few years ago.

 

[jaymzi]

WRPG fans can't make fun of weeb Japanese RPGs anymore.

 

[thediamondage]

make one of Marauder Shields

 

[Deleted member 51248]

Peak Talimancing if you ask me.

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My memories a little hazy and think this was around the point i started to drift away from BSN but didn't they straight up close the character/romance section because of that?

make one of Marauder Shields

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[My Blue Heaven]

WRPG fans can't make fun of weeb Japanese RPGs anymore.

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bioware fans are just closeted weebs

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Unesco world heritage

 

[SofNascimento]

I feel like I've seen this before.

 

[Night Hunter]

 

[BeI]

A Garrus pillow seems nice, but now it's made me realize Larian ought to make a Red Prince pillow >>

 

[Grisby]

He's too good for this.

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He's too good for anyone really.

Shephard.

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:3

 

[Santerestil]

 

[MarcelloF]

Spoiler

This being official merchandise, makes it feel even more wrong to me lol