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Biggest red flags you've gotten on a date?
- Thread starter Cryptosporidium
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Your making your own problems here. Take the money give them thier change. That's it. You've even come into a topic about dating and added political commentary.
For clarity in case anyone thinks I'm one of those guys #fuckcheeto.
It's a guy that hangs out in the store not much I can do. Only reason he knows my political leaning is a coworker told him.
*leans in closer* oh don't worry, he's just my STEP brother.
Mine was MONTHS into a relationship, but it involved "alternate personalities" that wanted to harm me
Like, cannibalism
I was afraid
Like, cannibalism
I was afraid
i once went on a date with a boy who told me his ex's dick was so big it had given him an anal fissure
I went to a school in a different province for my masters so I didnt know anybody or the area and I didnt yet have a car. Anyway, I meet this girl online and she suggests driving around town so I can get to know the area. She ends up driving me to this secluded area and I'm thinking this is either going to go well or I'm gonna get murdered. It ends up being the first and we make out for a while. It's getting pretty heavy until she suddenly stops and starts crying. No explanation. I try to console her figure out what the hell is going on and she eventually calms down. She starts trying to make out again and I'm like, "uh, maybe we should cool it for a bit?" She agrees and we drive back into town. As shes dropping me off she asks, "so...are you my boyfriend now?" Lol, no way, darlin.
My girlfriend once bailed on a first date the moment the guy started talking about chemtrails lol
My girlfriend once bailed on a first date the moment the guy started talking about chemtrails lol
You put a warning out there and I thought I was ready for it. I was not ready.
I wonder what red flags I missed when I woke up to find her on top of me, biting my chest and neck. Had bitemarks/blood all over the next morning. Didn't dare to do much to defend myself since I was living in a shared apartment with strangers. The girl was supposed to sleep in my friends room after the date but got locked out by her.
She turned out to be a catholic.
She turned out to be a catholic.
Two of mine: after writing for a while, we wanted to meet the day of the world championship finale after the game - went into town, didn't see her right away and got a beer outside. Since the place was incredibly busy with drunk people (we won) I looked around for a bit and saw a girl pissing right into the street. Turns out she was my date. She got completely drunk during the 20-30 minutes we didn't talk and also hooked up with a guy during that time - found out when I talked to her to find out what was going on. Talked to the guy about the game for about 5 minutes and went my way. Later that night I received a text from her about how it was a pity that we missed each other and if I still wanted to meet for a beer, she was game..
Another date - during the first 5 minutes walking she pointed to a fuzzy dog laying on the ground and told me she would love to flay him. She didn't mean it in a weird humorous way. Noped out of that date really fast.
Another date - during the first 5 minutes walking she pointed to a fuzzy dog laying on the ground and told me she would love to flay him. She didn't mean it in a weird humorous way. Noped out of that date really fast.
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Why whenever someone posts "do NOT google ........." do I immediately look it up.
Lesson learned.
I will never forget the old classic "don't for the love of god look up goatse" Scarred for life that day.
Seriously.... don't look that up.. you have been warned.
People are so used to sharing everything online, it's now spilled into real life, so you get people who have absolutely lost the run of themselves.
Yep, that was a solid 6 minute date. Oh and she proceeded with: after that I'd love to eat a pizza of your stomach.
Was very confusing to me, because writing with her beforehand was completely normal. Not even a little flag in sight.
Sounds more like the test that weeds out guys looking for sex at all.
"You're not a real fan of a band if you don't know the name of their drummer" is some hardcore gatekeeping.
Anyone I was dating saying something along those lines would be a pretty big red flag for me.
This just happened so it's still pretty fresh.
Was with her on bed (fourth date so it's starting to get serious) while she was showing me Instagram when she switches to messaging and there's a dude named Relapse ex she's currently talking to.
I ask her what that is about and she says he's pretty good at getting into her head and that he's getting closer to her. When I ask why she still talks to him, she says she does sometimes and that it's difficult to stop.
And that's when I bail.
Was with her on bed (fourth date so it's starting to get serious) while she was showing me Instagram when she switches to messaging and there's a dude named Relapse ex she's currently talking to.
I ask her what that is about and she says he's pretty good at getting into her head and that he's getting closer to her. When I ask why she still talks to him, she says she does sometimes and that it's difficult to stop.
And that's when I bail.
When I got into a car crash on my way to said date. Then turned up and she moaned the entire date from the outset.
Another girl I used to go out with, when she said she was meeting another guy after seeing me and sending me pics of said other guy after our date was over but saying that there was nothing there and it's me she likes really. Turned out she was having an affair with this guy who was engaged and said to the fiancee straight "honey, I'm the devil". Definitely dodged a bullet with that one!
I've also had girls who turn up really late for dates or turn up after I get sick of waiting and leave and then message going "I'm here, where r u?" Erm, I've gone home.
Another girl I used to go out with, when she said she was meeting another guy after seeing me and sending me pics of said other guy after our date was over but saying that there was nothing there and it's me she likes really. Turned out she was having an affair with this guy who was engaged and said to the fiancee straight "honey, I'm the devil". Definitely dodged a bullet with that one!
I've also had girls who turn up really late for dates or turn up after I get sick of waiting and leave and then message going "I'm here, where r u?" Erm, I've gone home.
Yeah i met her through on line dating site. Let's just say it was a rather quick date. Seems like most of my bad dating experiences came from them when I was younger. Hell, some I even avoided thanks to online chatting (this was before texting was really a thing). Remember one girl telling me she lost her virginity to her dog... Blocked her pretty quick.
Oh and I lived in Florida during this time if that helps to explain why it all sounds so fucked up.
Funny thing of all, online dating failed me but met my wife playing L4D online, lol.
I remember going on a date with a girl and we started speaking about previous relationships etc, she then randomly says "I'm not exactly the Virgin Mary".
Another girl I was seeing for a few weeks literally came round one day and showed me some pics she had taken, I didn't think nothing of it until she showed me and they were all pornographic photos. She said some random bloke saw her in town and asked her to do them?? I broke it off pretty quickly after that.
Another girl I was seeing for a few weeks literally came round one day and showed me some pics she had taken, I didn't think nothing of it until she showed me and they were all pornographic photos. She said some random bloke saw her in town and asked her to do them?? I broke it off pretty quickly after that.
Sounds like we met the same chick.
Long time ago back in college I went out with this girl on our first date, went back to the dorm for some hanky panky, ended up battered and bloody the next day. We were quite drunk so I didn't really feel that much pain during the 'lovemaking' but the next day my nipple looked like it had been chewed off, my back was ripped to shreds by her nails, I had impressions of her teeth on various parts of my body, and I was bruised to hell and back. The most painful thing I remember she did that night, the one thing that I put a stop to during the session, was her repeatedly giving my dick Indian rug burns (I know that's probably not the right terminology these days but that's the only way I know how it's called)...
Anyway we went out a few more times.
Oh yeah, forgot, I went out with an Indonesian girl as well, on the second date she sat me down and had a video reel of some TV show where these presenters were eating octopus alive being chopped up into little pieces and another one where they ate cats and said "would you try these foods?" Then she says after a long awkward silence "I wonder what humans taste like, don't you wonder that too?" I stood up and said I'm out of here then she said I need to catch the train so I walked her back then revealed she had a guy in Scotland who was too quiet for her and going through a list of other guys she's dated who weren't good enough then goes even more psycho when I say bye (obviously just to be nice) and she says "yeah, bye" in a very nasty way, kept on repeating "bye" in a really nasty tone of voice as I walked away too. Totally creepy lady.
I have two.
The first, I met this girl online and she had stated that she had three cats which is no problem with me. Cut to a couple hours into the date when she tells me "Well, actually I have more than 3 cats" it was at this point I set my fork down on my plate and asked "How many cats do you have?" She replied, "I have 10 cats that live on the inside and another 10 then I keep outside." Needless to say, even though the date wasnt over for another few hours my decision was already made.
My next date was even more odd though....
We sit down to eat and she pulls a Mason jar out of her purse with 100 plus pieces of paper with typed out questions on each one for me to pull out and answer so we can get to know eachother better. That's not the worst thing in the world, just a bit odd. It was when she told me she had three pet rats, in which she slept in bed with, loose in her sheets every night.
I noped out real quick.
The first, I met this girl online and she had stated that she had three cats which is no problem with me. Cut to a couple hours into the date when she tells me "Well, actually I have more than 3 cats" it was at this point I set my fork down on my plate and asked "How many cats do you have?" She replied, "I have 10 cats that live on the inside and another 10 then I keep outside." Needless to say, even though the date wasnt over for another few hours my decision was already made.
My next date was even more odd though....
We sit down to eat and she pulls a Mason jar out of her purse with 100 plus pieces of paper with typed out questions on each one for me to pull out and answer so we can get to know eachother better. That's not the worst thing in the world, just a bit odd. It was when she told me she had three pet rats, in which she slept in bed with, loose in her sheets every night.
I noped out real quick.
Honestly not much. I've been on a few boring dates and that's about the worst of it. One lady was super into having kids asap? Red flag for me since I have zero interest in children I guess. Most people I meet are very nice and friendly around here.
There was this one girl I went on a date with who just kept referencing memes the whole time. She talked loudly too, so I ended up getting embarrassed in the coffee shop we were in. Like yeah it's funny to read some of the stuff and send it to friends, but saying them out loud in a conversation that's not relevant to them is just weird.
...WTF
Should have listened to you. Some crazy people in this world.
The only other terminology I know for that is equally not suitable these days.
Had a woman who was a manager at a call center talk to me at length about how mean she was to her direct reports. I suck around to be polite. She complained about how much I tipped and then after we left the restaurant immediately informed me she didn't think I was attractive enough to date.
Had none with this one. Despite being late for everything, that was the one thing she wasn't late for.
