Bear with box on head invades Turkish military base

[SilentPanda]

A bear wearing a box on its head somehow managed to climb a communications tower at a Turkish military base Monday, Russian news outlet Moscow 24 reported.

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SEE IT: Bear with box on head invades Turkish military base

Медведь с коробкой на голове залез на вышку военной базы в Турции

Обстоятельства проникновения зверя на режимный объект не сообщаются

www.m24.ru

Metal Bear solid?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

 

[I Don't Like]

MEDVED S KOROBKOY NA GOLOVE

Turkish military like right now like "Uuuhh..."

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

This sounds like an SCP.

 

[BasilZero]

What a strange timeline we are living in.

 

[PS9]

The military base belongs to the bear now, this is how the law works.

 

[Pixels]

Metal Bear Solid

 

[purplemonkey111]

 

[makonero]

hello hooman I am also hooman

u see my hat?

 

[Ferrio]

Poor thing.

 

[PS9]

it could have been a grisly scene

it barely made it out alive

 

[The Bear]

Well, I have a slight vertigo, so the bag helped me to climb. I didn't accidentally look down.

AMA

 

[ZeoVGM]

im sorry what

 

[GameAddict411]

Like how

 

[oreomunsta]

Bear?

Bear??

BBBEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRR!?!?

 

[PS9]

Well, I have a slight vertigo, so the bac helped me to climb. I didn't accidentally look down.

AMA

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did the soldiers hassle you or did they bear with you

 

[Bishop89]

Why did you post a video of a box?
I thought there was a bear?

 

[apocat]

Finally some good news.

 

[Tetsujin]

FOXHOUND members are a weird bunch

 

[I am a Bird]

What are you guys talking about. Thats just a box someone put way up high.

 

[Halbrand]

I don't see any bear

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

Even bears doing these social media challenges now

 

[orochi91]

Putin has gone too far this time.

:V

 

[ChrisD]

This has me cry laughing and I don't know why

 

[Diabolique Veridis]

Hilarious lol but I hope they can get it down safely

 

[grand]

US espionage has really lost its luster

 

[The Bear]

did the soldiers hassle you or did they bear with you

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They just filmed me, and I'm not ready for this social media celebrity status tbh.

 

[Deleted member 4494]

War has changed.

 

[purplemonkey111]

They just filmed me, and I'm not ready for this social media celebrity status tbh.

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Did you find metal slug in that base?

 

[Strings]

Something something Kojima is a prophet.

 

[oreomunsta]

Well, I have a slight vertigo, so the bac helped me to climb. I didn't accidentally look down.

AMA

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Bear, did you wander onto the base looking for a smackerel of hunny, or were you there to initiate the Virtuous Mission?

 

[Fat4all]

seems like it needed to get its bearings

 

[Fat4all]

that military base needs better bearicades

 

[Fat4all]

seems like an awkward pawsition to be in

 

[apocat]

US espionage has really lost its luster

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No. I'd argue it's never had more pizzazz.

 

[Fat4all]

climbing up there must've been quite teddyous

 

[Fat4all]

Something something Kojima is a prophet.

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opawration intrude n313

 

[Pyccko]

seems like it needed to get its bearings

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that military base needs better bearicades

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seems like an awkward pawsition to be in

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climbing up there must've been quite teddyous

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these puns are just arful, you've clearly gone barking mad

 

[Fat4all]

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[The Bear]

Did you find metal slug in that base?

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No slugs or snakes :-(.

Bear, did you wander onto the base looking for a smackerel of hunny, or were you there to initiate the Virtuous Mission?

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That is under NDA!

 

[Volimar]

He outwitted their facial recognition software.

Obviously smarter than the average bear.

Edit: You're the best The Bear

 

[Latvian Hitman]

 

[Serein]

Y'all ever heard of Corporal Wojtek the soldier bear?

 

[Teenage Fansub]

I'm surprised he got all the way up there blind.

 

[Imperfected]

Man, I bet whoever was on duty guarding at the time caught some serious hell for this.

"You let a bear sneak into the base? With a box on his head?"
"I thought he was on the access list!"

 

[Anjin M]

This thread is everything I hoped it would be. Thank you all beary much.

 

[Croc Man]

I haven't seen this many unbearable puns since I played Persona 4.

 

[Sander VF]

Reminds me of Wojtek, a Polish bear who served during the World War II as an enlisted soldier and was promoted to the rank of Corporal.

 

[Punjabi_Hitman]

Obama did it

 

[Mekanos]

Man, I am not feeling this Banjo-Kazooie reboot.