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Batman's greatest love interest?
- Thread starter Bor Gullet
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I'm surprised she isn't even an option in the poll, but I could never really get behind this relationship. I loved the idea of Bruce having a female body guard. But I generally don't like Bruce paired up with people he trains. I'd rather there not be that power dynamic.
Sasha Bordeaux. All other answers are a joke in comparison.
I firmly believe that if Helena was a boy she would have been brought into canon like Damian. But she's not, so we get either weird dimension shenanigans or not being Bruce's child.
Bruce is yandere for Joker, you don't have to like it but it's the objective truth.
*Dashes around corner, pulls off mask to reveal Scott Snyder*
*Dashes around corner, pulls off mask to reveal Scott Snyder*
Y'know I like this one too
I think actually my ideal version is a much more sexually open DC Trinity ... open relationship... Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman. Each have individual partners, plus each other... Look, I didn't mean for it to get so oddly porny so quickly. It just happened.
this.
Selina forever.
But his thing with WW is cute in JL stuff.
...Talia's a loser.
Your reasons for disliking is exactly why I like it so much. It feels messy and awkward at times and it actually ends because it just can't really work. And that is all more appealing than the infinite 'on again, off again' of Catwoman or the one-and-dones of most of the rest.
Plus she moved on to a nice guy, Mr. Terrific, who is not an emotionally constipated mess.
I thought this was going to be about the love interests in the movies, and I was ready to say Chase Meridian from Batman Forever.
It's like you guys didn't even read the modern day masterpiece All Star Batman, the series from two prestige creators that was never finished and nobody cared.
Was that the one staring the Goddamn Batman? Yeah I dropped that pretty quick.
Greatest is Selena, but my favourite is him Diana — but then I=thats just me growing up with the Justice League cartoon tbh.
It was just a fling. Though his need to continually replace his teenaged sidekick is maybe a sign of longing. Hopefully now that it's his actual son the fetish is over.
It's either himself, his dominant hand, possibly a bottle of lube (made by Wayne Enterprises, of course), or the Joker.
The safeword is "darling".
The safeword is "darling".
also, the serious answer might actually be self-loathing capitalism, but I'll allow the Joker to get some bat-action since he's been dying to get some since 1936. Truly, stealing Batman's heart may be the heist of the century! (literally, in fact. :> )
I'd rather we not joke about a father sexually abusing his adoptive children even if it's fiction, but maybe that's just me.
Selina is the right answer. Dick should have been an option, along with crime & punishment. I liked the idea of Bruce and Zatanna though. Wish there could have been more stories on that.
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The guy took an orphaned kid, used the tragedy of the loss of his parents to train him to fight his war, dressed him up in brightly colored tights as a distraction while he took on hardened criminals, had a falling out with him, then replaced him with another troubled kid who ended up getting killed, then replaced him with a third kid whose dad dies as a direct result of him being Robin, then takes a fourth kid who dies by power drill (though thankfully Steph gets better).
I get what you're saying though, just pointing out that slandering him is not even close to how terrible he is as a father figure. :)
What issue/story arc is this from?It's Selina and it's not even close.
