Badly describe what you do for a living

[zswordsman]

When babysitting im able to call them cunts and tell them to fuck off

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Babysit adults and try to keep them on track.

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Military?

 

[Garchia3.0]

I help people reclaim their own lives.

 

[Hystzen]

Military?

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bouncer but I also do close protection security being bodyguards for pissed up footballers on a night out

 

[Scerick]

I look at computers all day.

 

[TheIlliterati]

I paint houses.

 

[Dan-o]

I test widgets and provide support on how to fix/test/use widgets.

 

[Sikamikanico]

I kiss arse for money.

 

[Brhoom]

Don't say what your actual job is.

Professional babysitter

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You're a teacher

 

[Steak]

I put pictures on the wall so people can say what's wrong with them

 

[DOATag]

I make sure people can watch porn

 

[Deleted member 19533]

Military?

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Coordinate service for an IT company and watch them to make sure they are where they are supposed to be and on time. Usually, they are not

 

[Gareth]

I go on the internet.

 

[Ramble]

I boil proteins in my garage for money.

 

[SnakeXs]

I do broad research and future planning on a small scale.

 

[blackhawk163]

I hurl lightning bolts at homes to see if I can destroy them

 

[John Harker]

Knows everything about the video game industry you wish you did

 

[Klyka]

i take peoples money and give them nothing in return but sometimes when certain events happen in certain ways i have to give them money back which can be more or less than what they gave me

 

[fieldafar]

I am the guy people yell at when the very smallest things go wrong for them.

 

[Ninge]

I help video games get made better

 

[Failburger]

Stare at documents wondering why nothing works until I realize I made a typo.

 

[LilWayneSuckz]

Imports trial balances then tells people why there numbers aren't in conformity with some stupid set of principles.

 

[hom3land]

Remotely configure flashing lights so planes don't fly into them.

 

[navii]

Graphic Designer.

 

[BlackPizzaCrocodile]

I cut clams

 

[JMeth]

I put chairs in wheeled boxes

 

[TechnicPuppet]

Help destroy diseases.

 

[Kamagii]

I make sun rays into energy

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Password and printers can fuck off into the sun.

 

[Deleted member 49319]

I argue about things of which I have no idea.

 

[Sei]

People come to me and tell me they want something impossible. I put together a puzzle, and hand it to them. They complain that it is too hard to understand.

 

[AcidCat]

Endless paperwork in support of lifelong fuckups and people who made a bad decision and will hopefully learn from it.

 

[Mariachi507]

Tell dudes how to hang pipe.

 

[Felt]

i type on a keyboard

 

[Raggie]

I make horse heads.

Then I impale them.

 

[Rendering...]

I go to a place where the lower half of my body is irrelevant at best. Sometimes I make the small worms that grow out of my big worms do a special little dance on a special little stage.

 

[newdivide]

I visually stop moments

 

[Feep]

I have to make all the dots the right color at the right times! People get to choose, with buttons!

 

[SABO.]

I attend a few meetings and complain about stuff

 

[Fiskaptisto]

I help people to "deal with it"

 

[eso76]

I Watch tons of random footage, then try to mash it all together in a way that makes sense.

 

[Sofiya]

I get paid to look at underage boys' genitalia all day long.

 

[Planx]

I help make sure call centers can call you about scams and debt

 

[Lucky Forward]

I don't do anything, money just shows up in my checking account every month.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You're a teacher

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...yep

 

[Brhoom]

...yep

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Used to be a teacher, told everyone that I felt I was a babysitter more than I am a teacher