Badly describe what you do for a living

[SolVanderlyn]

Don't say what your actual job is.

Professional babysitter

 

[GiantEnemyCrab]

Professional babysitter

Click to shrink...

That's vague, that could be anything.

 

[3bdelilah]

Looking at some numbers and stuff.

 

[Deleted member 38227]

Hahah great idea for a thread

Intellectual modification

 

[Saad]

I Fix bones?

 

[3bdelilah]

That's vague, that could be anything.

Click to shrink...

Could be a Resetera mod.


Heeyoooo. I'll be here all week.

 

[Euler007]

Entrepreninspectogeneer.

 

[astro]

I conjure portals and places for people to visit.

 

[supernormal]

Manipulate people.

 

[BojTrek]

Type on the computer a lot... redo things over and over. Correct things that were broken when originally programmed. Or people go to the doctor or dentist and are turned away.

 

[Mórríoghain]

I make sure people buy stuff that they probably don't need.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

I take paper out of one box and put it in another.

Call Eastern Kentucky and then beat my head on my desk.

Decipher hieroglyphics.

 

[DrEvil]

i make pictures move and help entertain millions

 

[Tom Nook]

Looking at a computer.

 

[Mantrox]

Squint, sigh, type.

 

[UnluckyKate]

annoy special needs kids

 

[Commedieu]

I do what ILM does but without the budget.

 

[fracas]

I stare at screens and papers and I make dumb things look neat

 

[Doggg]

I get paid largely while posting on Resetera (don't we all, though?). That, and pretend to do stuff on computer intermittently so it sounds like I'm busy and can't be bothered.

 

[Deleted member 1478]

Browse Era while waiting for school problems to happen.

 

[Deleted member 8860]

"What is computer?"

 

[Panthalassic]

Attempt to save the planet

 

[Shadybiz]

I do the numbers.

 

[chandoog]

stare at multiple screens all day

 

[Oreiller]

Sighing and being annoyed while looking at my computer.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

computery stuff

 

[Gunny T Highway]

Don't say what your actual job is.

Professional babysitter

Click to shrink...

Some days I am the same LOL!

 

[Minamu]

I play around with virtual lego.

 

[iWannaHat]

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

 

[fireworksordie]

i make fun things for people to click on that teach them not to click on other things that might look fun

 

[Cucurbitacée]

I'm getting paid to play video games.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

I've said it before, but my job has allowed me to view every YouTube video ever made.

 

[Aureon]

poor man's therapist
Panic Dam

Don't say what your actual job is.

Professional babysitter

Click to shrink...

That's practically a job in three, ain't it?

 

[cmalex23]

I test drugs.

 

[prophetvx]

Delegate to delegators

 

[Manbig]

I exist within a television and film studio.

 

[Deleted member 56065]

Please...

 

[ArtTeitlebaum]

Making ill people sleep and (in the best case) wake them up later again.

 

[Mzril]

Tricking a rock to think.

 

[Tregard]

I write things people struggle to understand

 

[Nec]

I make car parts look good on the internet

 

[Blue Skies]

Read era

 

[MinerArcaniner]

Progress bar summoner.

 

[MrMephistoX]

I help rich companies buy shit.

 

[Ghostmate]

Four year quest for knowledge.

 

[egg]

i edit shows, movies and commercial details.

 

[KtotheRoc]

I sell people where they should sleep.

 

[vatstep]

I use computer but don't do computer

 

[Wogan]

People come to my co workers with the shape of their caves. They are shown an indoor forest of examples of synthetic indoor grass and they choose what grass they like. I am told. I take my equipment and enter the forest alone and harvest the grass they like in the shape of their caves. Men come. Take the grass. The world continues to spin. Monthly I am rewarded for a good harvest.

 

[Porygon]

I break things