Argument over the grammar of a meme

[Deleted member 176]

I definitely overuse commas. But, even I don't understand where one would go in that sentence.

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Yes, op must be, extremely, overenthusiastic for commas.

 

[TheIlliterati]

John discovered milk was doing some weird shit to the cow

 

[Hektor]

Commas are for losers; real heroes use semicolons

 

[Dongs Macabre]

You're wrong. It's a super common mistake I see all the time on Era.

But I think Nabokov does the same thing (at least in the edition of Lolita I read).

 

[ArjanN]

No, that sentence doesn't really need a comma. Also memes don't need proper grammar.

 

[Pickman]

Doesn't need a comma. You're incorrect here, OP. You bring shame on your English comp teacher and the line of their peoples back to the beginning.

 

[DPT120]

It doesn't need a comma.

 

[nekkid]

It's not as bad as

Nobody:

Thats some shitty grammar.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Shouldn't it be "whomever" in that sentence?

 

[Septimus Prime]

Shouldn't it be "whomever" in that sentence?

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No. Use "whomever" to replace "him" and "whoever" to replace "he."

Him was doing some weird shit to the cow.

 

[____]

You're wrong.

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This. Also should've been a poll.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

No. Use "whomever" to replace "him" and "whoever" to replace "he."

Him was doing some weird shit to the cow.

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Gotcha. Thanks.

 

[kamineko]

I teach college composition

Wouldn't be looking for a comma there

 

[Burly]

Whoever discovered that civet coffee must have been really jonesing for a cup.

 

[julia crawford]

All i know is fuck the oxford comma just fuck it.