Worse off, sometimes we stay stupid and/or douchey into our thirties and forties. How do women put up with us?
I am, and will continue to be for the rest of my life, incredibly fucking stupid
How dare you ask that of me. If I knew where you were dear god I'd eat your matter so hardMaybe if you stopped eating matter then that wouldn't be such a problem for you.
I was gonna say something to this effect, but actually indicate my sarcasm.