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Kalentan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
44,637

Saw this shared about, you can get some pretty amusing results:

THE WAR BELLS RING
Infinite darkness.
Wing 1!
KICK THEIR ASS
EARTH IS BROKEN
Breakdown!
First Course
Order Delivery!
Diplomacy has failed!
THE FASTEST SINNER WILL EDIT THE TEXT
MISSION ONE
WHATABURGER!
CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING MICHIGAN
Make this a good one
First Engagement
Reach for the skies!

So share amusing round starts you are able to generate.
 

Okabe

Is Sometimes A Good Bean
Member
Aug 24, 2018
19,896
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Lord Vatek

Banned
Jan 18, 2018
21,507
He's probably going to lose, but he's going to try his best.

This town aint big enough!

First Regret

It comes.


This just sounds like someone going through an existential crisis.
 
Oct 27, 2017
12,318
The winged serpent demands tribute.

If my god should fail me, I shall kill him too.

TELLING 1

Spin the wheel and laugh at God!




Shin Megami Tensei fighting game?
 

Apollo

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
8,090
The winner gets $10 and an edged orgasm.

One of you holds the pen.

This IS my first rodeo

GET FUCKED!
 

Dust

C H A O S
Member
Oct 25, 2017
32,169
It's time to break the law!
THE WORTHLESS SINNER WILL LOSE
FINAL BREAKDOWN
Rev it up!


...kinda works actually.
 

FPX

One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
2,273

dgamemaster

Member
Jun 29, 2020
996
It's time to break the law!

This is what makes us strong!

POWER ONE

ENGAGE



why is this bot so goddamn accurate
 

TimeFire

Avenger
Nov 26, 2017
9,625
Brazil
The earth of destiny is cycling

Fight or fuck, the choice is yours!

Round the first:

LET THE MUSIC PLAY!


This is for the upcoming H-Game crossover fighting game, it's actually a leak. I know because my uncle is arc system works
 

whiteninja

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
1,794
THE LAZY SUSAN OF FATE IS TURNING

My father killed himself last week

FIRST HOWDY!

Reach Heaven Through Violence



(the hell?)
 

DanteMenethil

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,054
Only one of you will be remembered in the end!

Let's get this bread,

FIRST CONFLICT,

Dick'em Down



dick'em down for harambe
 

random88

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,286
Not US
Stage Restrictions and Endless Infinite Levels are Preventing you from Escaping Coward!
This will be a match to remember!
Synchronization 1
UNLEASH


YOU'RE CANCELED
Breakdown!
Beginning of the End
EVISCERATE



This is amazing.
 

Primus

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,830
PEACE IS A LIE

RAZE THE EARTH

First Engagement

Reach Heaven Through Violence


ASW doing a new Asura's Wrath game?

EDIT:
Runner-up via pure sexual innuendo -

The Box is locked,

We die alone!

Beginning of the End

Pull my Devil Trigger!
 

Sanox

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,534
Lol

The Moon Shall Fall

You know what that means

FIRST RECEIPT

Go Apeshit





This one kinda sounds real.

Reality is transforming!

This will be a match to remember!

Duel One

Reach Heaven Through Violence
 

a glitch

Member
Dec 12, 2018
215
My dick is hard.
Your fists are harder.
FIRST RECEIPT
BEGIN


This was my third roll and I don't think I'll get one better than it.
 

MizerMan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,175
THE SPOKES OF THE WHEEL OF FATE HAVE BEEN REPLACED

This is what makes us strong!

FIRST RECEIPT

CUT


...Oddly enough, I can see this as actual lines
 

TreeMePls

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,258
Let's party like a pubescent peasant!

The lights are on,

First Regret

ENGAGE


Lmao this is great


edit

My dick is hard.

THERE IS ONLY PASSION!

First Murder

ENGAGE
 

Busaiku

Teyvat Traveler
Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,416
The earth of destiny is cycling
NOW PAY THE MECHANIC,
FIRST SHOWDOWN
ORCHESTRATE

It's Valentine's Day, my dudes!
This is the truth!
FIRST CONFLICT,
Pull my Devil Trigger!

THE DOMINOES ARE FALLING!
One of you holds the pen.
FIRST HOWDY!
D I E

I can't stop.
 

Siobhan

Member
Oct 28, 2017
273
The winged serpent demands tribute.

If my god should fail me, I shall kill him too.

TELLING 1

Spin the wheel and laugh at God!




Shin Megami Tensei fighting game?
THE LAZY SUSAN OF FATE IS TURNING

My father killed himself last week

FIRST HOWDY!

Reach Heaven Through Violence



(the hell?)
Whoever made this was a fan of Kill Six Billion Demons.

"If it has a pulse, Take its skull! If it builds a house, Smash it flat! Strength is my God, The God of Shapes, If my God should fail me, I will kill him too." -Sword Law Mantra of the Knights Belligerent

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"Reach Heaven Through Violence" originated in some TES deeplore speculation AFAIK, but the other stuff makes me think whoever made this was pulling it from K6BD
 

Jintor

Saw the truth behind the copied door
Member
Oct 25, 2017
32,407
Sound and Fury

RAZE THE EARTH

Act One

DANCE
 

Giga Man

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,218
The Book of Souls is missing your names.

Your fists are harder.

Duel One

You ready to fuck 'em up?

---

Evolve or die!

Does fighting make you horny too?

INVOICE ONE

Ready Your Weapons!

---

RAISE YOUR SWORD AND CHALLENGE EVERYTHING

Until it is Done

FIRST TRY

KICK THEIR ASS
 

samred

Amico fun conversationalist
Member
Nov 4, 2017
2,585
Seattle, WA
YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU AIN'T DONE THIS BEFORE

You know what that means

FIRST SHOWDOWN

Break it all down!
 

TheRyzzl

Member
Oct 5, 2018
1,069
Sound and Fury

Hope you brought your brown pants!

FIRST BLOOD

THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW


lmao
 

Trisc

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,485
GODS PLAY DICE WITH THE UNIVERSE
NECROPHANTASIA
ROUND 410,757,864,530
WHATABURGER!
 

kamen_tater

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,075
NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH SAUCE
BURNING!
CHAPTER 1
BURN

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TOILET ROLL FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS,
SEND THE INVOICE TO GOD
TELLING 1
GIVE ME RELEASE!