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Oct 22, 2020
6,280
This makes me worried he's cooking up a different scheme
Nah, Barr's checked out.

His grand experiment has utterly failed. The rank and file of his department hates and ignores him, and he has torched his own reputation with absolutely nothing to show for it.

Even if he wanted to cook something up, there's nobody left at DOJ who'd be willing to carry it out. He's a damn joke.
 

Dust

C H A O S
Member
Oct 25, 2017
32,238
Tweetmageddon incoming
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Garp TXB

Member
Apr 1, 2020
6,299
He knows he'll be fired next month anyway, so he needs to desperately attempt to save face and hope to avoid too much scrutiny. He was always an opportunist.
 

Sho_Nuff82

Member
Nov 14, 2017
18,431
Barr wants to go back to a cushy Big Law job so he has to pretend he's not an insane Trump loyalist on his way out the door.

Being an insane loyalist still can't get you 150,000 votes tossed in Michigan. Barr minds his words carefully, saying they're tracking down every possible lead into potentially "thousands of votes", but he's telling Trump that it's over.
 

Beignet

alt account
Banned
Aug 1, 2020
2,638
After carefully checking to see if there's any remaining room under the bus, Bill Barr makes an announcement.

Maybe he's finally concerned about what his legacy is going to look like?
His legacy is firmly sealed.
Barr wants to go back to a cushy Big Law job so he has to pretend he's not an insane Trump loyalist on his way out the door.
No way he gets away with what he did, especially in regards to Caterpillar Inc. He's fucked
 

Fathead

Member
Oct 31, 2017
777
He knows he won't have a job in January and he's making sure he's still employable in the private sector.
 

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Oct 25, 2017
6,827
Tiffany Trump is going to be Attorney General starting tomorrow. Tweet incoming any minute.
 

Danby

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 7, 2020
3,016
Nah, Barr's checked out.

His grand experiment has utterly failed. The rank and file of his department hates and ignores him, and he has torched his own reputation with absolutely nothing to show for it.

Even if he wanted to cook something up, there's nobody left at DOJ who'd be willing to carry it out. He's a damn joke.
Yep, Dude is 70, he probably wants to cash out while not sounding like a total crackpot.
 

Maxim726x

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
13,065
When even Barr has a limit to how much of Trump's ejaculate he can fit into his mouth.
 

FaceHugger

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
13,949
USA
Oh good, I thought the day was going to end without an eventful Trump meltdown. This is like the 14 days of Christmas from here until the 14th, I want a meltdown every single day. Like those things where you peel out a Christmas chocolate each day.
 

Lump

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,025
I can't fucking hold all this copium, fuck, FUCK it's so good. Goddamn this is the good shit. The biggest fucking grin is on my face watching these fuckfaces squirm all over the five stages of grief.

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adj_noun

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
17,211
I can't fucking hold all this copium, fuck, FUCK it's so good. Goddamn this is the good shit. The biggest fucking grin is on my face watching these fuckfaces squirm all over the five stages of grief.

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lol IT'S ONLY THE AP DON'T TRUST IT

if only they applied the same scrutiny to breaking news from TRUMPTWENTYTWENTYMAGAHEADDOTCOM
 

SteveWinwood

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,682
USA USA USA
I can't fucking hold all this copium, fuck, FUCK it's so good. Goddamn this is the good shit. The biggest fucking grin is on my face watching these fuckfaces squirm all over the five stages of grief.

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its so hard to even make fun of them because they just believe stuff even dumber than anything a normal person would be able to come up with
 

Sho_Nuff82

Member
Nov 14, 2017
18,431


The number of sincere "Barr is the deep state" takes as we count down the hours to the electoral college will be amazing.

How do the Q people rationalize this? They will eventually have to see some version of this reality, no?
 

BriGuy

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,275
"No evidence of widespread fraud" in Barr-speak translates to "we found fraud, but like 99% was on Trump's behalf."
 

SapientWolf

Member
Nov 6, 2017
6,565


The number of sincere "Barr is the deep state" takes as we count down the hours to the electoral college will be amazing.

How do the Q people rationalize this? They will eventually have to see some version of this reality, no?

There is no version of reality where they see any version of reality. They've fully embraced their own delusions.