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Oh and btw don't actually claim any of these things or you are on Ellen's shit list.
This is like the Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
Partially fixed that.
And what's up with the "5 paid days off" like that's supposed to be a big deal? I'd hope that's in addition to whatever their vacation already is? Even then uh, hooray for Ellen's staff getting paid not to be abused, bullied and harassed for 5 days, I guess.
ive always loved that schtick with conan, they've mined it for comedy for like 20 years now
you can see it in full force in that documentary they made after he left NBC, it's clear that conan is assertive in how he wants things, but he never lets it get to serious
any of the old bits with Sona or Jordan or even Pierre back in the day was usually just them playing off each other using that schtick
They didn't even get five paid days off or time to see a doctor? Christ. I hope other production crews reach out and pick them all up.
So now it's actually being run like a place of business instead of an unfunny sweatshop
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So if you're birthdays on a weekend, you're SOL?
Sincere thanks for fixing my typo haha
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At the end of orientation, Ellen shows up and says, "What are you still doing here, you know what? Your FIRED! Get out of here!"
Right? Perceptions are completely fucked at Ellen's level of fame and wealth such that people in that stratosphere genuinely can't see how this looks.
Ellen prob thinks working for her is the biggest "perk" anyone could ever hope for.
I don't get sick days either. I have to use my limited vacation time :/. It blows
