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Bronx-Man

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,351
Just list all the surreal, batshit insane news and headlines you can remember from this hellfire of a year.

I'll start: A Thai youth soccer team got trapped in an underwater cave for 18 days but were then saved. Elon Musk went on twitter to call the rescuer a pedophile.
 

Strangelove_77

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
13,392
Can we exclude Trump shit? Otherwise it's going to be 90% Trump shit.
 

collige

Member
Oct 31, 2017
12,772
The Grimes/Elon Musk/Banks/LSD shit has to be #1 for me

The Soulja Boy game console and Neckst Up are up there too. Also, Cardi and Nicki Minaj bringing their beef to the NY Gubernatorial Democratic primary.
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
That time they found sarcophagus juice in an ancient Egyptian tomb and everyone wanted to drink it
 

cognizant

Member
Dec 19, 2017
13,756
There some weird Kanye shit, but a lot of it revolved around Trump, so can't count that I guess!

Elon Musk shot a car into space for no good reason.

KFC shut down for a week in the UK. That was pretty bad times, but we've since recovered.
 

Forerunner

Resetufologist
The Fallen
Oct 30, 2017
14,831
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ayy lmao
 

Keywork

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,171
A Flat-Earther built a rocket to prove the Earth is flat, but only went 1900 feet into the air.

Elon Musk smoked weed on a podcast and threw his companies into chaos for a few days because of it.

Seals are snorting eels in Hawaii because they are teenagers.
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
IHOP became IHOB for a month and the fast food Twitter accounts were memeing about it
 

Burly

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,115
They released a ~3 hour video game with +45 mins of dialogue, with the audio intentionally missing.
 

Rika

Member
Oct 30, 2017
1,549
USA
One mind-blowing thing

https://www.yahoo.com/news/miracle-...s-signed-organ-donation-papers-075038215.html -
After a dune buggy accident, 13-year-old Alabama native Trenton McKinley was pronounced brain dead. However, after being brain dead for days, just as his parents were preparing to donate his organs, the teen miraculously began moving his extremities. Even more impressive, following three brain surgeries, McKinley is talking, reading, and even walking again, just two months after his near-fatal accident.
 

Lkr

Member
Oct 28, 2017
9,626
Just list all the surreal, batshit insane news and headlines you can remember from this hellfire of a year.

I'll start: A Thai youth soccer team got trapped in an underwater cave for 18 days but were then saved. Elon Musk went on twitter to call the rescuer a pedophile.
I forgot about that. Truly everything about that story was amazing, from the happy ending to Musk having a weird, almost comedic meltdown.

Urban Meyer admitted he couldn't remember if one of his assistants was engaged in domestic abuse, for years, because his medication causes him to not remember everything clearly. Urban has a history of using medical excuses to get himself out of tricky situations. Now the guy is retiring and is being "promoted" to assistant AD. He doesn't remember anything but can fall into promotions.
 

Okabe

Is Sometimes A Good Bean
Member
Aug 24, 2018
20,075
Definitely one of the more weirder things was the whole huge Grape thing.


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Deleted member 48897

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 22, 2018
13,623
Don't forget about the time that a guy got fired from a major games writing site for plagiarising opinions. How the fuck do you manage to not have an opinion on a thing.
 

Opto

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
4,546
Japanese Minister of Cyber Security doesn't use computers.

Live action Cowboy Bebop actually happening and is going to be racially diverse.

Edit: Tumblr banned porn because it wants to die
 

KillstealWolf

One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
16,256
A Spyro the dragon Drone flew all the way across America to Snopp Dogg to advertise Spyro Reignited Trilogy.

Said Drone can also breathe fire.

 

Deleted member 48897

User requested account closure
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Oct 22, 2018
13,623
Speaking of drones, there may or may not have been a drone at a UK airport the other day; this caused intentional grounding of all flights in/out for hours
 

spam musubi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,398
Saudi Arabia slaughtered a journalist in an embassy in Turkey then put out a body double wearing his clothes hoping nobody would notice
 

Mr.Mike

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,677
Patrick Brown resigned the leadership of the Ontario conservative party because he was cruising on his interns. He later sent out his 20 year old girlfriend who is a former intern of his to debunk the allegations against him, and subsequently joined the leadership race to replace himself. He dropped out of that race pretty soon after. But a few months later he ran to be mayor of Brampton and won (note that previously he had represented Barrie and moved to Brampton for the sole purpose of running for mayor).



Also there was a bit where he denied that he ever actually resigned. And some weird financial stuff I hardly remember at this point.