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All mammals poop in 12 seconds
- Thread starter B-Dubs
- Start date
did not notice this repeated until 3 evacuationsSome of us are just naturally faster.
Sounds about right. I've never timed my cats but they seem to poop pretty fast (when healthy).
Squat toilets y'all. They're the way to go.
Squat toilets y'all. They're the way to go.
It "takes you longer" because your body was never meant to be crapping while sitting on a toilet.
It's got all the basics. Friction, gravity... If you really want to challenge them you could add the effect of leaning or maybe counter-pressure from pooping in a medium.
Juniors will have to strain with the rocket problem, adapted for poop. This is where you have to use the alternate form of Newton's 2nd Law that lets you find the thrust when the mass of an object is changing.
Don't get me started on non-inertial frames.
if you're a child your body can't handle taco bell
oh these poor childrens
Absolutely fascinating. How does it change for whales, with the higher viscosity and incompressibility of water?
Can you imagine explain you job to outsiders.
"I film animals pooping and time how long it takes. The end goal is an encyclopedia of poop times. I'ma name it, From Crown to Ground"
"I film animals pooping and time how long it takes. The end goal is an encyclopedia of poop times. I'ma name it, From Crown to Ground"
I really think you should work on your times. Having you consider lubing up before evacuating?
Do you really spent almost a minute with shit coming out of your arse? This defies physics as there shouldn't be enough space inside your body to hold that much poop.
LOL I stand by it. Constipation hasn't been an issue since I started.
You're probably at higher risk for anal fissures. Now that's an operation I want to avoid at all costs.
I like to sit on the shitty for a good ~10mins give or take, sometimes longer if it was an especially egregious night of drinking and eating garbage the day before. Fact is there's few rooms in the house where someone can have legitimate solitude and peace for 10 minutes when you live with your family. The bathroom is one such room.
Turn the vent on and crack our window and it may as well be a different planet.
Turn the vent on and crack our window and it may as well be a different planet.
