if they can add random weeesa frees to rotj decades later, they can also insert things inappropriately for this film
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According to Natalie Portman, when Lucas allowed her and Hayden to improvise dialogue in AOTC, things got inappropriate "very quickly"
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Their version is still probably a better love story than what's in the movies, even if it's just them cold staring one another in the eyes and repeatedly saying "smash" with slowly increasing urgency.
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"Something wonderful has happened, Anakin. I'm pregnant!"
"Pregnant? Fucking great, the one night I should have pulled out or fucked you in the ass, and I fucking didn't. Christ, my fucking life."
"What?"
"This is going to go well, not like the Jedi Council won't notice a certain percentage of my salary going to child support."
"But, Anakin, I love you!"
"Train yourself to let go of what your fear to lose, Yoda says. Well, I let go of my fucking semen! How'd that shit work out?!"
"Pregnant? Fucking great, the one night I should have pulled out or fucked you in the ass, and I fucking didn't. Christ, my fucking life."
"What?"
"This is going to go well, not like the Jedi Council won't notice a certain percentage of my salary going to child support."
"But, Anakin, I love you!"
"Train yourself to let go of what your fear to lose, Yoda says. Well, I let go of my fucking semen! How'd that shit work out?!"
I never watched this one as a kid so I never had the phase where it didn't seem weird.Wikipedia said:
Speaking of it, though, making them all soft-core porn flicks would have improved the prequels by quite a lot.
Certainly would make them easier to rewatch.
Their relationship would be improved 100 fold if they had acted like crazy horndogs in AOTC. Anakin returns from freshly slaughtering sand people and he and Padme immediately have passionate angry sex while he's wearing the severed body parts he cut off the sand people as trophies.......
Wait, this wasn't in the original film? Wow, I'm remembering the prequels all wrong!
Next you're going to tell me that Palpatine never uttered the phrase, "Who's a good little pig for this dom daddy dick?"
I mean, I thought that was a little bawdy for a PG movie, but kids are growing up faster and faster these days, so what do I know?
Enough to write, produce, and direct major motion pictures.
(it's just a joke I don't think you are a paedophile)
Even as a kid, I thought it was weird, but I was too focused on the assassin part to pay attention to how weird it was.
Lmao, this is so good and stupid it belongs in a porn parody or something.
"...BUT THE WOMEN, AND THE....WOMEN!"
Hayden to himself: "Phew, dodged a bullet there."
"Yes Count Dookoo fetishes schiesse porn but I'm nothing like him Queef Padme, I promise. Your anus isn't what I meant when I referred to the dark side. I'll prove it to you with my force fuck skills. The Bone wars have begun!"
I don't even watch Star Wars but I couldn't pass on this opportunity.
I don't even watch Star Wars but I couldn't pass on this opportunity.
I was rolling my eyes until I saw where this was going, lol.
Anakin talks about how he wiped out a village like animals including women and children in this movie
I bet there will be some Star Wars reference in Thor 4, it's too juicy a joke for Taika to pass.
Because of the convo between christoper lee and ewan mcgregor. The only salvageable part of the movie.
I have to go back to sleep but I can't because I'm fucking crying
Probably inappropriate of them both for the set but not uncomfortable for her. The rumors are that they dated around that time.
Terence Stamp on the other hand.
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i feel so bad at laughing at this.
LMFAO
PADME: Annie?? (stares) My goodness you've grown.
ANAKIN: (waggles eyebrows)
ANAKIN: (waggles eyebrows)
Explains why they hid their chemistry so well in the movies.
I was reading about French law after I saw this cause last week they finally passed a bill making any sex with a 15 year old illegal. Before you had to prove it was sexual assualt.Let me blow your mind and reveal to you Portman got her start in films as a 13 year old girl wanting to fuck an old hitman, desperate for him to be her daddy, and indeed in the script she agreed to, does indeed have sex with said old man, telling him that he deserves it when he asks her 'why me?'
France toughens law on sex with minors under age 15 – DW – 04/16/2021
France toughened its age of consent law as the country's parliament approved a legislation that characterizes sex with children under the age of 15 as rape. The legislation was passed unanimously.
m.dw.com