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A woman on the bus touched my dick

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CoolestSpot

CoolestSpot

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Oct 25, 2017
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I just got home from bus ten minutes or so ago and uh...

The description sounds absurd but let me set it up. I was on back on the bus and on my way home from class, read some shit on ResetEra, going to nap, you know that life we live.

When I was asleep I was having...dreams...and I got some belated morning glory. And it happened that today's laundry day so I had to wear pants with a bit of a hole in them by the crotch. My dick started to pop out a bit, and I only realized this cause a woman sitting next to me went "bop" and with one finger tried to push it back in the hole before running off the bus and onto her stop.

I just can't.
 
Kingpin Rogers

Kingpin Rogers

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Oct 27, 2017
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In her eyes you were probably some weirdo who was pretending to be asleep whilst parading his big schlong around. You should have gotten up and chased after her when she got off the bus so you could apologize.
 
Mahonay

Mahonay

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Oct 25, 2017
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Pencils Vania
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Masoyama

Masoyama

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Oct 27, 2017
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Dude, this is all on you. You cant be outside with clothes that have your dick randomly pop out. That is disgusting and actually potentially abusive behavior.
 
PMS341

PMS341

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Oct 29, 2017
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1) Why are you wearing clothes with holes in them in public
2) Why are you wearing pants with holes in them in public without underwear or something
3) Why did you make this thread
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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Miami, FL
I had a woman security guard grope my dick and balls during a pat down to get into the county fair.

When I jumped back and asked WTF, she said "I GOTSTA CHECK EVERYTHING!"

Smfh.
 
Yams

Yams

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Oct 25, 2017
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so Many jokes but this is fucked up but also fighting urge to make jokes because it's fucked up and wrong to touch other people but it's also an absurd story
 
LegendofJoe

LegendofJoe

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Oct 28, 2017
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Arkansas, USA
Inappropriate for her to do that, but she was probably embarrassed for you and maybe turned on. I'd think it would have to be a bit of both for her to have to moxy to do that.
 
subpar spatula

subpar spatula

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Oct 26, 2017
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So what are your thoughts, OP? Do you feel violated? Are you OK with it? Your OP is very confusing tonally.
 
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