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A Twitter user asks: how do I kill 30-50 feral hogs within 3-5 mins?
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it's actually posted on the previous page, four in US history with three of those being feral hog self defense.
Man gun nuts come up with the most ridiculous scenarios to justify holding on to their penis enlargers.
Way too good.
Way too good.
Oh, I thought the guy doing a joke reply to the Isbell tweet, but going through his timeline he was actually serious, christ.
this is like a setup for a new post-apocalypse movie. Hogworld, where just going outside is dangerous because the unquenchable feral hog hoards will get you
If youve seen some of the videos on YT those hogs are actually super fucking dangerous and do roll in large herds/packs. They have killed grown men and they are an invasive species decimating the environment. Its a real issue but its being twisted for this chuckle fucks agenda. A half truth to distract from another issue.
This is my understanding of it. While they do herd up and whatnot, there's usually not THAT many at a time.
But that said, Feral Hogs are a very destructive species and breed quickly, so people try to find all sorts of ways to remove them (mostly because they can wreck ecosystems in the area if left alone for too long).
I have to imagine there's a better solution to get rid of them though.
Can confirm. They're pretty gamey and don't taste all that great.
And yes, I've known people to shoot at them from Helicopters...with high-powered guns.
I am literally dying reading this thread, because I'm trying to hold in my laughter during a conference call. I am losing this battle.
Much as I would against the wild hogs.
Much as I would against the wild hogs.
remember when someone here blamed america's downfall on the liberals not believing the horde of pigs story
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I just opened twitter and on the right side of the screen I see.
Trending in the USA
Feral Hogs
Trending with: 30-50 Feral Hogs
I'm fucking dead.
Trending in the USA
Feral Hogs
Trending with: 30-50 Feral Hogs
I'm fucking dead.
Someone should call Neil deGrasse and tell him to update his table/tweet with Feral Hogs deaths.
At least people is being warned now :P
At least people is being warned now :P
If you've seen some videos of some of these place down in Texas, it's not that ridiculous. There are places down there where wild boars are fucking rampant.
Not 30-50 of course, but they do roam in pretty big packs.
It's like people completely forget 1985 Hoggicane Peppa, from which the series gets its name.
We all have our stories of a lost Uncle Dewalt or a poor cousin Decker. It was a hard time before Reagan passed legislation in 86 to relax regulation on rifles and ammunition.
Those that do not learn from the past are doomed to fall prey to hog storms.
That's because they don't exist in herds that big.
The idea that there are veritable fucking platoons of feral swine roaming the American countryside is hilarious.
I hear they love walls down there. Maybe they can get the hogs to pay for it.
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While this thread laughs, I plan. I think we should release massive herds of hogs into the south to clean up the deplorables. And no, I don't care that then we'll turn the south into an unlivable feral hog hell hole which will inevitably turn its way north to our liberal cities and devour us as well.
Dearest Marbella,
It pains me to write these words to you as you visit your grandmother in St Louis, but alas, we lost our small children to a pack of roaming feral hogs. I estimate their numbers were between 30-50. Sadly, our bolt action rifle was not sufficient. Even now, my tears drip upon this paper as I write to you. I've buried our precious boys just this evening. I pray the hogs do not make a return this night.
Yours always,
Willie
It pains me to write these words to you as you visit your grandmother in St Louis, but alas, we lost our small children to a pack of roaming feral hogs. I estimate their numbers were between 30-50. Sadly, our bolt action rifle was not sufficient. Even now, my tears drip upon this paper as I write to you. I've buried our precious boys just this evening. I pray the hogs do not make a return this night.
Yours always,
Willie
Okay this one is so good lmao. I didn't think I'd see memes about it so quick.
Wait. What the fuck. That's Gary Johnson. Did he come on SNL to make fun of himself or something?
libertarianism is by a country mile the most childish political ideology. libertarians themselves are cartoon villain levels of stupid.
Right, I mean he's a real politician so it was surprising to see him doing a skit
