A stripper said that I looked like the leader of a cult

[Zombine]

Sounds like she wanted to marry you.

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This happens a lot to me for whatever reason.

Do they bring a bouncer and a pole? Is it insanely expensive?

Never been to a strip club so I dunno what expensive would be.

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Yep. There is a bouncer. They're usually really cool dudes. They bring stuff, but not poles usually. In terms of money spent? I actually lost track of whatever they did but I think each performer brought home $1300 a person easily.

Each one could have gotten an Xbox Series X, PS5, and 2 games with that money.

 

[Siggy-P]

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Fuck.

 

[Nida]

This happens a lot to me for whatever reason.



Yep. There is a bouncer. They're usually really cool dudes. They bring stuff, but not poles usually. In terms of money spent? I actually lost track of whatever they did but I think each performer brought home $1300 a person easily.

Each one could have gotten an Xbox Series X, PS5, and 2 games with that money.

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That's... a lot of money.

Strippers wouldn't like me much as I have a hard time paying for anything expensive that isn't going to last.

 

[Superpupperbabysassy]

OP? Are these Stripper house calls taking place in the San Francisco Bay Area? Just asking for a friend. Money isn't an issue as my friend is an Nintendo fan.

 

[Smitington]

OP being so coy with details. Spill it.

 

[chefbags]

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Thats just a perfect reply lol.

 

[Thequietone]

A woman called me a stallion before but I'm not a horse. (I also don't think I'm attractive either)

 

[Menchi]

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Can I be in your cult please?

 

[JDSN]

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Yeah, you look shady.

 

[El Bombastico]

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Technically she wasn't the leader though...

 

[TOM 2]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

holy shit you are hot

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I mean yeah, he was standing near a fire pit

 

[Kuribo’s Shoe]

Technically she wasn't the leader though...

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Yeah, couldn't find any of Keith in a beanie. Best I could do.

 

[PickledCucumber]

This happens a lot to me for whatever reason.

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I'm starting to think this is a stealth brag thread and OP just wanted to show people how good looking he is.

 

[Zombine]

Can I be in your cult please?

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Hypothetically if I had one you could be if you wanted to!

I'm starting to think this is a stealth brag thread and OP just wanted to show people how good looking he is.

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Oh no I promise that isn't it. It actually does happen where people try to move too fast and it makes me uncomfortable. 🙃

 

[Zombine]

OP being so coy with details. Spill it.

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Snitches be everywhere.

 

[Mahonay]

House call strippers? What? Why?

 

[Zombine]

House call strippers? What? Why?

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Entertainment. I would rather play video games.

 

[808s & Villainy]

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BRUHHH, SOMEBODY SAVE ME

 

[Cantaim]

My Fridays suck

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Sit down and have a Fresca. Let me ask you SinkFla have you considered letting Zombine into your fridays?

 

[AliceAmber]

Btw is the cult meeting this Tuesday?

I mean haha funny thread!

 

[DiipuSurotu]

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BRUHHH, SOMEBODY SAVE ME

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Yooooo

 

[Smitington]

How many people were at this shin-dig? I'm really curious of how a casual get-together results in a request for adult performances. Do people really just order this stuff like the group might decide to order a pizza?

 

[Shining Star]

Better than a cult leader (or anyone) saying that you look like a stripper.

 

[Josh378]

So...You are or not?

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He is apart of the PS+ cult....

 

[Punished Goku]

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I don't know who she is but she's pretty cute.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

I want a t-shirt with this.

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If you make it I'll buy it if you have international shipping

 

[RedVejigante]

Are we talking David Koresh or Father YOD here?

 

[Fiction]

I hopped on vent for the first time during a raid back in the day on wow and the leader said I sound like a porn star. Thanks?

 

[iaproject]

Stripper house call in a pandemic.... I guess it could be done safely, but... I dunno.

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I was thinking the same thing. Can't wait for pics with strippers with kn95s on.

 

[Menchi]

Hypothetically if I had one you could be if you wanted to!

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Woop! I'll be at every meeting Lord Zombine!

Btw is the cult meeting this Tuesday?

I mean haha funny thread!

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But I didn't know about Tuesdays meeting?! Arghhhhh, I am no longer worthy

 

[Cantaim]

I hopped on vent for the first time during a raid back in the day on wow and the leader said I sound like a porn star. Thanks?

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In Zombine's eyes we are all stars.

 

[Jo-awn]

I don't know who she is but she's pretty cute.

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Alison Mack formerly of Smallville fame. Then her involvement with a co-running cult came to light post-Smallville which she's paying prison time for. The post is making a joke about cult leaders wearing beanies.

 

[I Am Captain America]

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[Shining Star]

I hopped on vent for the first time during a raid back in the day on wow and the leader said I sound like a porn star. Thanks?

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Not usually the reaction I think of lol

 

[SinkFla]

Sit down and have a Fresca. Let me ask you SinkFla have you considered letting Zombine into your fridays?

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Show me the path beyond the arranged marriage

 

[Something Creative]

I was thinking the same thing. Can't wait for pics with strippers with kn95s on.

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[RBH]

And by "stole", you mean you paid 200 bucks for a lapdance.

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[deftones r cool]

I bet Zombine lifts

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

 

[TAJ]

I hopped on vent for the first time during a raid back in the day on wow and the leader said I sound like a porn star. Thanks?

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Yikes, they were way more respectful on Vent in FFXI.

 

[JigglesBunny]

I'm not spending money on strippers when new consoles are launching so soon.

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Put this gem in the vault.

 

[Messi]

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You look like a background character in episode 1 of My Hero Academia

 

[Outtrigger888]

I had a stripper tell me that I looked like I never seen a naked women before. I have 2 kids. Shit made me laugh.

 

[Deleted member 29691]

Back when I had a buzzcut a woman said that I had a "good-shaped head." Still trying to figure out wtf that even means. Do some people really have weird head shapes?

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As a bald man, yes, some people do have weird shaped heads and can't pull off being bald as well. Typically I've found when people tell my I have a good shaped head, they're actually saying "you look good bald"

 

[Mechaplum]

I literally spent $0 on them. I just stood there drinking seltzers.

The $60 I had in my pocket that night I wanted to save because I was going to buy 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim today. Which I did end up buying.

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Otakus nodding their heads sagely now.

 

[Deleted member 29691]

I have a nice neck apparently. No idea what that is meant to mean

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In my personal experience, the person who told you this was likely a vampire. Just roll with it, we're freaks in bed 😉

 

[Grapezard]

"You're really short but also really hot so it's okay"

 

[El Bombastico]

As a bald man, yes, some people do have weird shaped heads and can't pull off being bald as well. Typically I've found when people tell my I have a good shaped head, they're actually saying "you look good bald"

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Wow, I honestly had no idea. Guess I should count my blessings.

 

[Scarlet Spider]

Back when I was 17 I went to a diner with my parents and sister, and this waitress kept calling me handsome and saying things like if she were my age she'd introduce me to her parents and show me a good time. I was flattered but saying it in front of my parents had me so embarrassed. They teased me about it on the way home.