A genie grants you one wish, and one wish only. What do you wish for?

[LinkStrikesBack]

Knowledge. Specifically I want the understanding of how to cure all viral and other ailments in humans extremely effectively, as well as a method(s) to develop said vaccine (or similar) to the populations of the world at large very easily.

 

[Kneefoil]

To stop aging maybe? Or to be able to always draw lines perfectly on first try, so I can get more art done and maybe even finish a comic series or two.

 

[adj_noun]

Knowledge. Specifically I want the understanding of how to cure all viral and other ailments in humans extremely effectively

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"By killing them."

 

[RLCC14]

New game +
Let me start from like first or second grade but with my current self like the Erased anime.

 

[GMT Master]

If it were possible to wish humanity to be good, that would be it.

I don't think it is, so I'd rather wish for humanity to be gone. Just not worth it.

 

[AndyD]

I wish for a million more genies

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This is a really good way around the one wish restriction.

 

[pillowtalk]

I would never trust a genie to grant a wish without some kind of monkey's paw effect.

 

[Zonar]

It's a good genie, so they know exactly what you mean and fullfills the wish accordingly.

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in that case I want healthy immortality

 

[Astronut325]

I wish for a million more genies

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This! Lol.

 

[Deleted member 16876]

To become the ultimate genius.

Then I would use this power to mod REmake 3 into a great remake and become rich with my power and invention. After I am rich I would fund a big as hell Gravity Rush sequel.

 

[LinkStrikesBack]

"By killing them."

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They said it's a good genie who gives you what you intended!

 

[geomon]

World peace


j/k, I'd ask for money.

 

[Chopchop]

Can I just ask for a worldwide utopia? If so, then that.

 

[Instro]

Omnipotence.

 

[Transistor]

I'd write everything I want down on a piece of paper and I would wish for everything on that paper to come true.

 

[Z-Beat]

a genie who can grant 4 wishes

 

[JaseMath]

Pay off my student loans.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

The end of disease.

 

[MechaMarmaset]

That everyone's needs and comfort were taken care of

 

[hombremalo]

Cure for cancer

 

[Fat4all]

turkish delights

 

[Kenstar]

The power to do whatever I want

that's always the answer

 

[NinjaScooter]

A beefy five layer burrito from Taco Bell

 

[Pirate Bae]

I'd wish to win like a 600m lottery or something

 

[aisback]

To get rid of all diseases be it physical or mental

 

[Jyrii]

I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men

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It is a line from the movie Sneakers

 

[Spork4000]

Honestly, would look a lot like Jax's ending in MK11.
A new history that leads to equal and fair treatment of minorities, both ethnic, sexual, and in gender identity.

 

[MrHedin]

Real answer: I would wish for my kids and their future families to have long, happy and healthy lives.

Fun answer: Man I would really like to spend a day in space in my own private space hotel.

 

[Senator Rains]

 

[tokubek]

Put me out of my misery would be my greatest wish right now

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Doesn't sound too good... :( wanna talk?

Answer to OP: a new, cool, sexy, cute and overall better body. :3

 

[pauljeremiah]

To have never existed.

 

[Aegus]

I wish to be the best at subject/activity that I want to be the best at in the history of the universe.

 

[Majin Boo]

Make me almighty, thank you.

 

[Lost Lemurian]

Easy: magical powers equal to a genie, but without any restraints.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

 

[Shamash]

Immortality. Or failing that, perfect shapeshifting.

 

[Mg.]

To kill without repercussions...



... uhh I mean a million bucks. yeah that

 

[Tuppen]

I'm torn between peace on earth and no climate change

 

[Douche McBaggins The 4th]

Immortality but I'd also have to be forever young. I want to be forever young.

 

[Zhengi]

I'm tempted to wish for a Death Note...

but probably world peace would be the unselfish wish...

or maybe wishing for $100 billion dollars as my selfish wish...

 

[GungHo]

Bring back the volcano menu.

 

[mnk]

The unlimited power and ability to alter reality in any way I want.

 

[Jeffolation]

Swap out all my organs for fresh ones.

 

[crimsonECHIDNA]

Erase my debt.

 

[Neece]

I would wish for everything to be exactly how I want it for the rest of my life. No more bad luck. No risk. All your dreams come true.

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This is Hell in a twilight zone episode.

 

[W-00]

I'm sure that there are a million better ways I could use the wish for the world, and probably a thousand better ways I could just use it greedily, but right now, I mostly just want my dead kitty back, alive and healthy and happy.

If I wished for phenomenal cosmic powers of my own, would that enable me to bring her back on my own and then do good for the rest of the world?

I would wish for everything to be exactly how I want it for the rest of my life. No more bad luck. No risk. All your dreams come true.

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Or how about this? Would this enable resurrection of the dead?

This is Hell in a twilight zone episode.

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Pure sour grapes, that one.

 

[Deleted member 13645]

Is this one of those genies who is going to try to twist the wish, or am I safe to wish for a cure for cancer

If not that, my selfish wish would be I'd wish to be a shapeshifter. Turn into animals, turn into a younger version of myself for immortality, life would be so much cooler as a shapeshifter.

 

[Rhomega]

The ability to stop time. I want to sleep whenever, wherever.

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Yeah, time control would be great.

 

[Shigs]

I wish for everyone living and yet to be born to have a much greater amount of empathy. That alone would solve a lot of problems.

 

[The Adder]

"All of your powers with none of your limitations or responsibilities."