We never did find out why the dude sitting in front of her left.On one hand the... results of male masturbation are a little messier so there's that
she gave it a standing ovation, two thumbs up
I wanna respond using this for every bad pun so far in this thread...
Perhaps Poe's law is at work but..
If she was a man she'd be being ripped apart for this. Double standards...
Fucking gross.
Imagine a guy wanking at a Katy perry concert. He'd be dragged and the surrounding concert goers would be lining up for a sexual assault charge.
This is wholly inappropriate and some of us are treating it like a joke and puns. SMH.
apparently underrated post. should be the top quoted one!
only a few old gamers left I guess. :(
Why do I have the nagging sensation that this happens much more often than we think both in cinema and theatre? Gross.
He saw someone masturbating, got in the mood, needed to handle his business.We never did find out why the dude sitting in front of her left.
I was thinking more that he was in the splash zoneHe saw someone masturbating, got in the mood, needed to handle his business.
But he left and jerked off in private (or with consenting individuals), like real adults do.
I mean, I get it—attractive people, desires, fetishes, etc.—but couldn't she wait until she got home?
Tom Hiddelston makes me wanna twirl my pearl too, and I have a penis.
I don't think it's sanitary either. They don't sterilize the seat after every performance someone probably sat in her g***l afterwards 🤢Don't have a problem with the act itself, but she was obviously not discreet enough to pull it off. Don't disturb those around you.
Links? That sounds like some funny reads.That reminds me about random stories from cleaning personel around the time 50 shades of grey was being shown in cinemas.
They found wet seats and cucumbers after some showings...
What's not there to get? Masturbating in public is both inappropriate and creepy AF. I thought this would be obvious.
I'm sorry, but I honestly can't tell whether you're being serious or not. This reply doesn't really clear up anything either. Are you defending her actions honestly or ironically? I think it's ironic, and so you're saying that I was taking the joke too seriously but really you never know on the internet.