343i: Please Stop Sending us Pizza (Update: Pizzas Are Still Coming)

[JustinH]

Little Caesar's > Domino's

Don't @ me

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I think you're right when it comes to pizza, but Domino's has those delicious, delicious hot sandwiches...

 

[Border]

Little Ceasar's? Looks like another harassment campaign aimed at developers.

 

[Kapryov]

this is hilarious and kinda heartwarming

maybe people can just order pizzas to local homeless shelters in 343i's name instead?

 

[The Adder]

Pineapple and Jalepeno is the only version of pineapple pizza where cutting the pineapple into chunks is warranted. It's wrong on every other kind of pizza. Shred it or dice it really fine.

 

[SharpX68K]

This is awesome. Feel the love.

Somebody send 343i some Lou Malnati's pizza from Chicago!

 

[Stinkles]

Pineapple and jalapeño was delicious btw

 

[Jecht]

Damn I could go for some pizza.

 

[Necromorph]

Please send me pizza, i'm from 343i (?)

 

[Deleted member 8001]

Amazing. You deserve the pizza fellas!

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Pineapple and jalapeño was delicious btw

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burn the witch

 

[Deleted member 20892]

yeah

send me pizza please

 

[SneerfulOwl]

They should have just thrown pineapple and jalepeno pizza straight in garbage.

 

[Lannisters1798]

Stinkles Thank you so much to you and the various teams for bringing the Master Chief Collection to Steam!

This is awesome!

 

[TheMadTitan]

Have they only been sending chain pizza?

 

[Falcon511]

Needs more pizza.

Pretty hilarious.

 

[Dancrane212]

Pineapple and jalapeño was delicious btw

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"Halo Infinite: Built With Good Taste"

 

[Outrun]

If I received pizza from Dominos and Little Caesar's I would assume I had angered my fan base.

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People don't know...

 

[RestEerie]

Carb invasion

 

[Stinkles]

Have they only been sending chain pizza?

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I mean not only will people eat it gratefully (although we really do have ENOUGH) but it is by far the simplest way for a lot of folks to send it as a funny interstate gift. Ain't nobody got time to sign up for Pudge Bros from New Orleans!

And some places don't have anything but chains.

And Manhattan and Brooklyn folks probably trolling...


Jokes on you I eat everything except raw celery.

 

[Alienous]

I wouldn't be able to resist tweeting "Send brownies", so credit to 343.

 

[Benji]

Pineapple and jalapeño was delicious btw

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You guys and gals over there deserve it

Honestly bringing MCC to Steam is such a good move. You've made so many people that have wanted Halo on PC for years happy

 

[EchoChamber]

Now I want a pizza :(

 

[Outrun]

I mean not only will people eat it gratefully (although we really do have ENOUGH) but it is by far the simplest way for a lot of folks to send it as a funny interstate gift. Ain't nobody got time to sign up for Pudge Bros from New Orleans!

And some places don't have anything but chains.

And Manhattan and Brooklyn folks probably trolling...


Jokes on you I eat everything except raw celery.

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Celery incoming....

:P

 

[Tappin Brews]

Props to the dude who sent Pineapple and Jalapeno. A Classic.

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only missing pepperoni for the trifecta

 

[TheMadTitan]

I mean not only will people eat it gratefully (although we really do have ENOUGH) but it is by far the simplest way for a lot of folks to send it as a funny interstate gift. Ain't nobody got time to sign up for Pudge Bros from New Orleans!

And some places don't have anything but chains.

And Manhattan and Brooklyn folks probably trolling...


Jokes on you I eat everything except raw celery.

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Man, you ain't gotta make excuses for their scrub ass pizza choices! They failed this city!

The fact that you only eat celery has caused me to rethink the MCC.

Pre-order cancelled!

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just kidding, though I really hate celery

 

[Deleted member 17658]

Pineapple and jalapeño was delicious btw

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"Halo Infinite: Built With Good Taste"

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LOL

 

[Iddshane]

Carbs

 

[Deleted member 13015]

They have enough saved for 2 whole weeks I assume, thanks fans.

 

[matimeo]

Man, you ain't gotta make excuses for their scrub ass pizza choices! They failed this city!

The fact that you only eat celery has caused me to rethink the MCC.

Pre-order cancelled!

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just kidding, though I really hate celery

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Right ! Being from Chicago I saw it as an attack. Terrible pizza lol.
My org orders us pizza as a threat to do things , scare you right back to work...

 

[funky]

343's address is going to be blackisted by every Pizza joint in Redmond now.

 

[Deleted member 20284]

343's address is going to be whitelisted by every Pizza joint in Redmond now.

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FTFY

 

[Apathy]

If it's anything like the offices I've worked at, just leave it out, they'll be gone before the day is over

 

[Vire]

Is there any delivery places that just deliver celery? Will send some over.

 

[Bass2448]

I mean not only will people eat it gratefully (although we really do have ENOUGH) but it is by far the simplest way for a lot of folks to send it as a funny interstate gift. Ain't nobody got time to sign up for Pudge Bros from New Orleans!

And some places don't have anything but chains.

And Manhattan and Brooklyn folks probably trolling...


Jokes on you I eat everything except raw celery.

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You guys made a ton of people happy today. So first off, thank you. Second off, remember to always Enjoy the cheers. Its rare in this industry.

 

[Burrman]

Poor Stinkles. He's gonna have a big mess to take care of. Probably a few hours overtime

 

[Deleted member 3925]

Props to the dude who sent Pineapple and Jalapeno. A Classic.

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Indeed. Man of refined taste.

 

[HeRinger]

Sorry, but what's the story behind this? Why are people sending them pizza, specifically?

 

[Deleted member 401]

Is there any delivery places that just deliver celery? Will send some over.

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The rawest of the raw.

 

[Deleted member 43077]

Sorry, but what's the story behind this? Why are people sending them pizza, specifically?

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started when a post on reddit was made saying that if they teased MCC for PC on the subreddit that op would buy them pizza (then a 343 employee replied with a pizza emoji)

(things continued on twitter)

after that it has taken over and everyone is sending em some pizza lol

 

[jroc74]

This is amazing, I love it.

 

[ajszenk]

Little Caesar's > Domino's

Don't @ me

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Heathen

 

[RockmanBN]

Hope someone sent this beauty

 

[daTRUballin]

Little Caesar's = Ewwwww

Glad 343 got other types as well. They don't deserve to eat stale cardboard!

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

If they can't eat all the pizza, give some to the homeless.

 

[JigglesBunny]

Little Caesars? That shit isn't pizza, that's cardboard, tomato paste and grease.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Jesus Christ Little Caesars? No wonder they want them to stop.

 

[Knight613]

Wait until tomorrow to send more at least.

 

[InsaneLuchador]

Little Caesars delivers in some markets? Here it's $5 for a pie that you don't need to order but is already made and waiting for you when you walk in.

But thanks for keeping this crew fed!!

 

[Septy]

If there isn't some pizza related Easter egg in Halo Infinite I'm sending nothing but pineapple to 343i.

 

[Einchy]

This is attempted murder via heart attack.