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20 Years from Now, what tales will you tell the children about the wars from 2019-202X?
- Thread starter mreddie
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Chicken sandwich wars.
"It started with a tweet. Don't worry about what that is. Popeyes announced a competitor to Bigot Chickens sandwich. Liberals were happy , because supporting Bigot Chicken is and was immoral and a slap in the face to LGBTQ friends and family.
And by golly, they did it. They bested them in every way. Then came McDonald's. They landed with a thud and were forgotten in a week."
"It started with a tweet. Don't worry about what that is. Popeyes announced a competitor to Bigot Chickens sandwich. Liberals were happy , because supporting Bigot Chicken is and was immoral and a slap in the face to LGBTQ friends and family.
And by golly, they did it. They bested them in every way. Then came McDonald's. They landed with a thud and were forgotten in a week."
About the most bloody war of them all: The Franchise Wars.
The kids will wonder why all restaurants are the same, why there aren't any competitors.
That's because after years of bloody war between corporate franchises, humany has learned its lesson: No one is as savage, and bloodthirsty as Taco Bell. No one shall challenge its complete hegemony and utter control over our food industry, lest they invoke a wrath that no person can ever withstand.
The kids will wonder why all restaurants are the same, why there aren't any competitors.
That's because after years of bloody war between corporate franchises, humany has learned its lesson: No one is as savage, and bloodthirsty as Taco Bell. No one shall challenge its complete hegemony and utter control over our food industry, lest they invoke a wrath that no person can ever withstand.
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Streaming seems the most important. Presumably either they'll kill cable and be the new norm or start failing and getting eaten up by the bigger dogs. So it'll be 'back in my day you have to subscribe to ten different services!' and they'll be like 'Sure' while they watch DisneyMAXflix.
Console wars are meh. If either Sony or MS drop out someone will pop in to replace them, and no one is really warring with Nintendo since they're aiming at a different market kinda
Food changes so often the victor of the Sandwich Wars won't even be available anymore in 30 years.
Console wars are meh. If either Sony or MS drop out someone will pop in to replace them, and no one is really warring with Nintendo since they're aiming at a different market kinda
Food changes so often the victor of the Sandwich Wars won't even be available anymore in 30 years.