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Oct 26, 2017
805
Virginia, US
I would like to see HGTV buy the house and make a tv show on renovating the home. I am curious to see how someone would renovate this house. I think renovating this home would be difficult to do because of how random the space is.
 

ILikeFeet

DF Deet Master
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
61,987
I would like to see HGTV buy the house and make a tv show on renovating the home. I am curious to see how someone would renovate this house. I think renovating this home would be difficult to do because of how random the space is.
the hardest part is the costs. so much shit has to be knocked down. homogenizing the aesthetics would probably mean tearing the whole thing down. I mean, there's a fuckin tree through the bathroom garage! and at the current price? there's absolutely no profit in it unless you can turn it into a multimillion dollar house
 

Netherscourge

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,924
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Is that a portal?
 

Kernel

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,882
A house like this can pass an inspection?

With a damn tree growing through it. That looks like a portal to the Groot Dimension.
 

chimpychi

Member
Oct 27, 2017
589
Manassas.. My old stomping grounds.. What has become of you.. I am still within driving distance and totally considering driving up and checking it out..
 

Cyanity

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,345
I would absolutely live in that house, but only if I didn't have to pay for it lmao. thing's a ticking time bomb
 

Cyanity

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,345
Ah, after 22 images I finally see something normal.

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Between the foot+ step up into the bathroom, the windows at different heights, the ceiling light that is mounted at an angle to match the slope of the roof, and the door leading into the deck, there is very little normal about this shot
 

Lorcain

Member
Oct 27, 2017
509
I need to see a documentary about the evolution of this house...now. It's like 20+ years of amateur hour expansions and upgrades by an expert in asymmetry.
 

HStallion

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
62,262
It looks like Rube Goldberg and MC Escher had a drunken bet as to who could design a better house.
 
OP
OP

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User requested account closure
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Oct 22, 2018
13,623
Seriously though, some of these photos have just enough visual reference to show how fucked up the architecture is here:

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dreams

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,796
I trained an AI to look at millions of images contained within real estate listings. Then I asked it to come up with a real estate listing of its own. These are the images produced.
 

Sonicbug

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,415
The Void, MA
Everything about this house hurts. I can't wait to show my dad.

I also feel that every town has some nightmare building, you just have to find it.
 

Greg NYC3

Member
Oct 26, 2017
12,493
Miami
So when the house got sucked into that vortex at the end of Poltergeist some of it ended up mixed in here no? I think I actually recognize part of the roof.

Edit: Wait... am I looking at it wrong or is the slanted tree case actually slanting in the opposite direction of the tree?
 
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Imperfected

Member
Nov 9, 2017
11,737
It's like an architectural jigsaw puzzle that someone got fed up with and tried to force together with a hammer and glue.
 

mjc

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
5,880
Am I the only one getting anxiety looking at those pics?

It's like this is ground zero for where the universe will collapse in on itself.
 

Fiction

Fanthropologist
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,766
Elf Tower, New Mexico
After much analysis, I think I've figured it out. This photo gives away the secret of the skinny door:

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The door glass is actually reflective, not a window.

This seems to be the other end of the hall with the skinny door:

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And this is what lies inside:

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This will make total sense and stop breaking my brain if you can explain how the photographer is not reflected in the skinny door windows