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Greg NYC3

Member
Oct 26, 2017
12,470
Miami
Ah, after 22 images I finally see something normal.

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*goes to the next image*

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FUCK
I really want an explanation as to what is going on here? Is that a portal to take a shortcut to the other side of the house?
 

GK86

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,751
Probably a group of friends got drunk and each one was assigned to design one room.
 

rpm

Into the Woods
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
12,351
Parts Unknown
so, uhh

is that a fucking garage turned into a bathroom

with random floor to ceiling plane of glass


I thought that map was genuinely the floor plan at first, I'd love to see the actual floor plan, because I genuinely can't wrap my mind around this house's layout
 

jerf

Member
Nov 1, 2017
6,230
This house is just where they let students try out new techniques and designs right? I refuse to believe anything else.

What a travesty.
 

Crushed

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,709
i think the glass thing in the garage bathroom is a tree growing through the floor that's been encased in glass
 

Greg NYC3

Member
Oct 26, 2017
12,470
Miami

Gozan

Member
Oct 27, 2017
230
From the price history:
Code:
7/14/2017    Price change    $399,986(0%)   
7/7/2017    Price change    $399,987(0%)   
6/29/2017    Price change    $399,988(0%)   
6/15/2017    Price change    $399,989(0%)   
6/11/2017    Price change    $399,990(-5.9%)

Is there some technical reason they cut the price four times by a dollar, or were they just certain there was someone out there with a hardcoded limit on how much they wanted to pay for a house?
 

Lonestar

Roll Tahd, Pawl
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
3,558
I mean, I'd buy the house for maybe 100k. It's right next to a river, though it's basically a lake, as there's a small Dam just downstream from it, so even then you can't escape by water when Satan finally is conjured by the paganistic design of this house, cutting you off from the roads because of sulfuric despair. So maybe I'd take it for $70k.
 

Greg NYC3

Member
Oct 26, 2017
12,470
Miami
From the price history:
Code:
7/14/2017    Price change    $399,986(0%)  
7/7/2017    Price change    $399,987(0%)  
6/29/2017    Price change    $399,988(0%)  
6/15/2017    Price change    $399,989(0%)  
6/11/2017    Price change    $399,990(-5.9%)

Is there some technical reason they cut the price four times by a dollar, or were they just certain there was someone out there with a hardcoded limit on how much they wanted to pay for a house?
It's an old trick, changing the price updates the listing in the system to bump it to the top as new. Clearly didn't work though 😆
 

Simon Belmont

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,037
It's like they made some sort of deal with the devil where they could never remodel anything, just build more house in any configuration they desired.
 

VeryHighlander

The Fallen
May 9, 2018
6,376
It looks like two houses were built in the same exact place in two different dimensions and for whatever reasons those dimensions combined
 

Rad Bandolar

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,036
SoCal
This is either a procedurally-generated house or everyone whom the house has consumed has had an aspect of their actual home spontaneously express itself upon their death.

I feel bad for the guy who's major contribution was a plug way up high in the middle of the wall, and a little crooked. Must've been a stranger asking for directions on a stormy night and never made it off one of the front porches alive.
 

Berserker976

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,425
Lmao! My dad showed this house to a couple about a year ago! Apparently it's actually kind of cool once you get over how batshit insane everything is.

(And yes, the weird slanted box was built around a tree.)
 
Oct 25, 2017
5,846
That description is genius too.

Enjoy living in the main house knowing that a 2nd home is across the breezeway for your In-Law's, Au Pair or Office. Fireplace's, hardwood floors, multiple decks and more. Excellent for entertaining or for room to spread out and enjoy nature and your private waterfront.

It's like it's set up for "au pair gets sucked into the hell mouth" horror films.