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“I had Coffee with McCauley HALF AN HOUR AGO!”
- Thread starter DecoReturns
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Any time one of us does something clumsy, my wife or I will belt out Chris Farley's "What'd you DO?!" from Tommy Boy.
I am also known to mutter "Oh yeah, this is gonna taste like shit" from Backdraft when I have something annoying I have to do.
Probably about half a dozen more I'm not even conscious of, especially when I'm around my brothers. We grew up watching a lot of movies together.
I am also known to mutter "Oh yeah, this is gonna taste like shit" from Backdraft when I have something annoying I have to do.
Probably about half a dozen more I'm not even conscious of, especially when I'm around my brothers. We grew up watching a lot of movies together.
"this job would be great if wasnt for the fucking customers" from clerks on an average of about 5 days a week.
I quote The Big Lebowski constantly.
"You see what happens, Larry?"
"I'm perfectly calm, dude. Calmer than you are."
"What the fuck does ANYTHING have to do with Vietnam?"
"That (insert literally any household item) really ties the room together."
"You see what happens, Larry?"
"I'm perfectly calm, dude. Calmer than you are."
"What the fuck does ANYTHING have to do with Vietnam?"
"That (insert literally any household item) really ties the room together."
Only among friends that would get it. Sometimes it's nice if a cashier or bartender overhears something and gets the reference
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"Give me the money, Today! Ta-day! TA-DAY!"- Goodfellas. Always makes me laugh, I like to jokingly use that one lol
Buddy of mine and myself tend to quote Jurassic Park a lot. Specifcally the 'waiting for something, but it ain't happening' moment and Malcolm's breathing against a camera
But also "DODGSON, WE GOT DODGSON HERE!". Though i don't exactly recall when that applies, it just happens organically.
Also, not a quote, per se, is the 'not knowing how to use the seatbelts in an Airplane, tying them into a knot' thing...
But also "DODGSON, WE GOT DODGSON HERE!". Though i don't exactly recall when that applies, it just happens organically.
Also, not a quote, per se, is the 'not knowing how to use the seatbelts in an Airplane, tying them into a knot' thing...
After reverse-parking with no adjustments, I always let out a "Like a glove!".
In my old office, my email notification was Matt Damon. Pretty much summed up that place.
Literally everytime I see arugala or someone mentions it, I say "Arugala, I haven't had Arugala in SIX WEEKS"
Not really the same but me and my best friend know every early spongebob episode by heart and we cannot get through a normal conversation without quoting the show. Not even like sentences tho, just words said in a funny way/inflections or even just sounds lmao.
"Immediately..!!"
"Not insertive... assertive!"
"He was number one!"
"SOILED IT, SOILED IT!"
"I'm a robot, not a miracle worker..."
"At least I'm safe inside my mind..."
"And the next day. AND THE NEXT DAY..."
"So this is the thanks I get for working overtime"
"Beep beep boo bop, boo beep!"
"I'm ugly and I'm proud."
"WEENIE HUT GENERAL!?"
"NOW HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!"
"...Nosferatu!"
"Am I a pretty girl???"
"You're good, you're good, you're good!"
"Leedle leedle leedle leee"
"Push!............. Poosh!"
"I'm dirty Dan, no IM dirty Dan!"
"What's the hubbub, Puff?"
"See ya later, Bran Flakes! What a nice cereal box!"
"Bold and Brash... more like... Belongs In The Trash!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"The lid. The, lid. THE LID. Thelidldideldile STOP!"
sorry I needed to type these out for my own sake. Yes we're cringe but it'sour cringe. :)
"Immediately..!!"
"Not insertive... assertive!"
"He was number one!"
"SOILED IT, SOILED IT!"
"I'm a robot, not a miracle worker..."
"At least I'm safe inside my mind..."
"And the next day. AND THE NEXT DAY..."
"So this is the thanks I get for working overtime"
"Beep beep boo bop, boo beep!"
"I'm ugly and I'm proud."
"WEENIE HUT GENERAL!?"
"NOW HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!"
"...Nosferatu!"
"Am I a pretty girl???"
"You're good, you're good, you're good!"
"Leedle leedle leedle leee"
"Push!............. Poosh!"
"I'm dirty Dan, no IM dirty Dan!"
"What's the hubbub, Puff?"
"See ya later, Bran Flakes! What a nice cereal box!"
"Bold and Brash... more like... Belongs In The Trash!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"The lid. The, lid. THE LID. Thelidldideldile STOP!"
sorry I needed to type these out for my own sake. Yes we're cringe but it'sour cringe. :)
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There's hardly a time when I don't quote Kung Pow.
Whenever my wife or kids ask for a towel (or myself if I forget to grab one before a shower):
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When Taco Bell is on the mind and I want to suggest it for dinner (and once a long time ringtone of mine):
When someone gets a cut and requires ointment:
Whenever we get McDonald's sundaes and everyone gives me their peanuts:
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
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Whenever I see a whale like at the end of the most recent AFI visualizer video:
"Wwwwwhhaaaaaaalllllleeee!"
When something is truly bad/wrong:
"...It's badong"
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When the kids ask me to make a joke:
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Nyah"
When my wife points out a celebrity crush of mine:
"I do like the ladies... I do like 'em"
I can keep going with every line or sound effect haha.
Whenever my wife or kids ask for a towel (or myself if I forget to grab one before a shower):
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist: Towel
youtu.be
When Taco Bell is on the mind and I want to suggest it for dinner (and once a long time ringtone of mine):
When someone gets a cut and requires ointment:
Whenever we get McDonald's sundaes and everyone gives me their peanuts:
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
That's a lot of nuts!
Source: Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, property of 20th Century Fox. Posted for illustrative purposes in accordance with Fair Use.
youtu.be
Whenever I see a whale like at the end of the most recent AFI visualizer video:
"Wwwwwhhaaaaaaalllllleeee!"
When something is truly bad/wrong:
"...It's badong"
Kung Pow - Badong
One of my favorite moments in the movie Kung Pow: Enter The FistJimmy Wang Yu (The Chosen One) says no to killing.
youtu.be
When the kids ask me to make a joke:
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Nyah"
When my wife points out a celebrity crush of mine:
"I do like the ladies... I do like 'em"
I can keep going with every line or sound effect haha.
Aliens in general is quote city. It gets used during work in all sorts of scenarios.
Someone gives incorrect info - "That's inside the room"
Someone gets upset "Guess she didn't like the cornbread either"
Didn't hear someone "Repeat again...all after incinerator"
Comments on it being hot "Yeah man, but it's a dry heat"
Someone not doing a good job "How many drops for you is this lieutenant?"
Angry with work "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"
It has to be one of the most quotable movies of all time.
There's hardly a time when I don't quote Kung Pow.
Whenever my wife or kids ask for a towel (or myself if I forget to grab one before a shower):
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist: Towel
When Taco Bell is on the mind and I want to suggest it for dinner (and once a long time ringtone of mine):
When someone gets a cut and requires ointment:
Whenever we get McDonald's sundaes and everyone gives me their peanuts:
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
That's a lot of nuts!
Source: Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, property of 20th Century Fox. Posted for illustrative purposes in accordance with Fair Use.
Whenever I see a whale like at the end of the most recent AFI visualizer video:
"Wwwwwhhaaaaaaalllllleeee!"
When something is truly bad/wrong:
"...It's badong"
Kung Pow - Badong
One of my favorite moments in the movie Kung Pow: Enter The FistJimmy Wang Yu (The Chosen One) says no to killing.
When the kids ask me to make a joke:
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Nyah"
When my wife points out a celebrity crush of mine:
"I do like the ladies... I do like 'em"
I can keep going with every line or sound effect haha.
OK LMAO. There's a scene where a bunch of kids are running around and they're just like "we're children we're children we're children!" And i say that ALL THE FUCKING TIME and NO ONE recognizes it from Kung Pow! 😩
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I'm always saying "Ahhhh, the white whaaale" but in the Futurama Brainspawn episode voice and I do it my kids everytime see anything white. White car? "Ahhhh, the white whaaale'. Look a white cat daddy! "Ah, the white whaaaale"
Also the wife and I do a lot of the merchant from Resident Evil 4:
"Not enough cash, stranger!"
"Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!"
Etc.
Also the wife and I do a lot of the merchant from Resident Evil 4:
"Not enough cash, stranger!"
"Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!"
Etc.
I'll also add "Bye bye, baby" and "Can you fly, Bobby?" both said by Clarence Boddicker from Robocop. (Yes, I know those are some of the less quotable lines in a very quotable movie!).
I mainly banter with Mrs D using movie and tv quotes, it's like a whole dialogue now.
Since my name is Steven she always hits me with.
"Stove? What kinda name is that?"
Since my name is Steven she always hits me with.
"Stove? What kinda name is that?"
There's hardly a time when I don't quote Kung Pow.
Whenever my wife or kids ask for a towel (or myself if I forget to grab one before a shower):
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist: Towel
When Taco Bell is on the mind and I want to suggest it for dinner (and once a long time ringtone of mine):
When someone gets a cut and requires ointment:
Whenever we get McDonald's sundaes and everyone gives me their peanuts:
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
That's a lot of nuts!
Source: Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, property of 20th Century Fox. Posted for illustrative purposes in accordance with Fair Use.
Whenever I see a whale like at the end of the most recent AFI visualizer video:
"Wwwwwhhaaaaaaalllllleeee!"
When something is truly bad/wrong:
"...It's badong"
Kung Pow - Badong
One of my favorite moments in the movie Kung Pow: Enter The FistJimmy Wang Yu (The Chosen One) says no to killing.
When the kids ask me to make a joke:
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Nyah"
When my wife points out a celebrity crush of mine:
"I do like the ladies... I do like 'em"
I can keep going with every line or sound effect haha.
I get mileage out of "we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" but you can't go wrong with Kung Pow. And "I implore you to reconsider".
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Whenever someone being old is relevant to a conversation and brought up I have to say "But the princess WILL marry them."
Bonus points if you're meta enough to use quotes from Darmok and Jalad.
Oddly enough Walk Hard for me as well.
"What do you think, George Harrison of The Beatles?"
"Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays"
"This is a dark fucking period!"
Palpatine gets quoted a lot between me and my friends :)
And so does the almighty Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith
In my school years we actually had a teacher called Mr Anderson, and oh boy did he hate The Matrix because of the constant references every kid did in his lessons.
"You can't handle the truth!" comes out automatically whenever the word "truth" is used around me. The wife loves my expression and always giggles.
Anyone see Emmet Otter?
"I'm hungry"
"We'll get some food."
"I'm not saying I'm HUNGRY. I'm saying I'm Huuuuuuuungrreeeeeey".
I do shit like this. I'll do the Donnie Darko thing to my partner. "Why are you wearing that shirt to the party?" "Why are you wearing that human suit to the party?"
"I'm hungry"
"We'll get some food."
"I'm not saying I'm HUNGRY. I'm saying I'm Huuuuuuuungrreeeeeey".
I do shit like this. I'll do the Donnie Darko thing to my partner. "Why are you wearing that shirt to the party?" "Why are you wearing that human suit to the party?"
I often use the penultimate line "but for me, it was Tuesday" anytime my wife asked me about my day on a Tuesday
