That actually is a really funny sentence.
Glad it worked for someone.Saw it. Crazy. One of my friends I was with was raised in a abusive home thought it was brilliant especially the way parts of the game were a coping mechanism for him and the journal really struck home.
Sounds worse than Collateral Beauty from a year or so back. Here's the ending for that if you don't remember that Will Smith bomb:
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/will-smith-collateral-beauty-twist-ending-box-office
Smith's character writes letters to abstract concepts, but the three don't start visiting him in a magical-realist manner. That would make more sense. No, "Love," "Time," and "Death" are actually actors hired by Norton, Winslet, and Peña to trick Smith's character into going insane so that they can take control of their struggling ad company. Imagine if Bob Cratchit hired street performers to play the ghosts to haunt Scrooge. A little fucked up, right?
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Does the film end with Smith finding out that his "friends" at the ad company have been mentally sabotaging him? Nope, of course not. That would make too much sense. Instead, the film's final image shows Smith going for a chipper stroll in Central Park with Harris. He looks back over a bridge and again sees "Time," "Love," and "Death" smiling down at him, and then he looks away for a moment and they disappear, which suggests… I don't even know. That characters we know are actors were actually angels all along? That Smith is now seeing illusions thanks to his co-workers' plan? That the screenwriter had no idea how to end the movie so he just went for something vaguely uplifting?
Names get attached to projects, attract bigger names. Steven Knight, while hit and miss, is a respected director. Seems high concept.Huh. I wonder what it was about this that convinced talent like McC and Hathaway to sign on to this. Like, they read the script beforehand, right?
That is a very funny reference that I'm glad people use sparingly so it doesn't get old.
That is a very funny reference that I'm glad people use sparingly so it doesn't get old.
That wasn't sarcasm. I genuinely meant that. I laughed hard and then thought "I'm glad people don't make that reference a lot", because this site will definitely beat a joke, phrase or reference to death in a heartbeat.
hahahahaha, based on the trailer would've never guessed THAT.
Would love to see the reactions of people seeing this unfold in real time.
Huh. I wonder what it was about this that convinced talent like McC and Hathaway to sign on to this. Like, they read the script beforehand, right?
Yeah, agreed completely. Just got out of it. It is not nearly entertaining enough for people to be calling it a future cult classic.I just went to see this purely based on the fact that it was supposed to be trash with a ridiculous twist ending and... I was kinda let down? I mean it wasn't that great but the twist was pretty blatantly telegraphed early on with a really bizarre shot whereIt was basically just a mediocre episode of Black Mirror but with painfully slow pacing to justify the runtime, not worth the massively hyperbolic reviews calling it "terrible and insane" or "an infuriating mess".the camera randomly twists around McConaughey like he's a player character in a video game
Headline from a local paper, totally accurate. Movie was entirely pointless.
Yeah, I should add I have AMC AList so saw it for "free." Would not be happy if I'd spent money. Like it's not even really a twist and yeah it's wacky when you write it out in a few paragraphs, but it just doesn't translate to the screen at all.i saw it
it's not good
it's not so bad it's good
it's just bad
watch it on netflix or something don't actually spend money on it
ALSO:
Valkyrie Profile takes place inside the same MMORPG, because there truly is no God.
I must have blocked that out of my memory. Holy shit.Maria outright mentions the planet Valkyrie Profile takes place on in dialogue a couple of times, including Bloodbane, the recurring dragon superboss that plagues you throughout the first game.
lolWell that's pretty dumb.
Can't believe they'd do Wash like that.
This movie sounds better than Star Ocean 4.